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She’s been flying under the gossip radar as of late, but at last night’s Capital 95.8 Awards for Help a London Child, Kelly Rowland returned to the forefront in a big way.
The Destiny’s Child singer (whose new digital album “Ms. Kelly: Diva Deluxe” comes out this Tuesday, March 25th) looked ravishing in a leather jacket overtop a multicolored multi-textured scoopneck blouse and a pair of figure-flattering jeans.
If you feel like killing someone, make sure you do it in Jersey—starting today all you'll get for it is a roof over your head and three square meals a day for the rest of your life. (Also: the inability to walk more than 6 steps in one direction.) If we were us, which we may very well still be, and in a particularly vengeful state of mind, which we also may be, we'd want dibs on whoever miscalculates our ConEd bill every single fucking month. And maybe that little smart mouth from our fourth grade class who taunted kids by saying "I'm not laughing with you, I'm laughing at you." Also totally worth it—people who don't seem to understand that sidewalks in New York City operate the same way as major highways. Dawdle in the passing lane on the left at your own peril, got it? But surely there are better candidates for a one-way ticket to the afterlife under our sister state's friendly new policy?
New Jersey Bans Executions [CNN]
The hedge-funders at Advent Capital Management are wrapping up their holiday party lunch right now! It is totally catered by Harlem Wing and Waffle! Here is a picture of the actual waffles! I am totally hungry! They have two waffle stations and one chicken station with jerk and teriyaki both! They are so winning the holiday party contest.