I’m ready for Fast and Furious all over again after looking at Jordana Brewster. Her tits are looking hot here in this tight top. Just my kind of top (if a chick has to wear a top at all: of course I prefer NO top whenever possible). I may just have to check out that [...]
Alessandra Ambrosio is as hot as ever here in the latest issue of the Victoria’s Secret catalogue. Looking at this chick’s body could make a dude feel like he’d died and gone to heaven. I mean, those tits are mouth watering. Look at those legs. I can feel them wrapped around me. The only thing [...]
Here’s Britney Spears, working the stage for allll it’s worth on her Femme Fatale tour. I don’t know how much tickets cost, but if I could get close enough to get a good view of that ass, I’d sure as hell fork over the damn money. And those tits to top it all off? Where [...]
This is one of those times where I’d just about be willing to give up one of my nuts (or a shitload of cash- I’d prefer to part with the cash- no use splitting up a perfect pair or anything) for video. J-Woww and those enormous girls of hers out on a jog? Hell, yeah, [...]
Holly Madison (and her girls) turned out to celebrate the summer issue of Runway magazine. Holly seems to be a very popular in Las Vegas. Well, that fits- Holly is a Vegas kinda girl. I mean, going from the Playboy mansion to Vegas seems to be a natural progression. I swear, those tits are the [...]
I’ve heard of rapper Nicki Minaj, but I must say, she’s caught my eye here partying in Vegas. Look at those tits. Big, round, juicy… And look at that ass (in the thumbnails). Big, round, juicy… This chick’s got a hell of a lot more than a quick tongue (not that that’s a bad thing [...]
I’ve always loved Cameron Diaz. She seems like both a bubbly chick but also a pretty damn cool, laid-back chick. Ever since I saw her with her hair sticking straight up in There’s Something About Mary I’ve been hooked. Here she is promoting another movie that’s sure to make me laugh, Bad Teacher. And Cameron’s showing [...]
Lady Gaga was in Rome to perform at the EuroPride Rally. Then she made her way over to France. Here she is leaving her hotel in France. Of course Lady Gaga is not a chick to leave without making an impression. She all but flashed her adoring fans of little monsters with her TITS, as [...]
Looks like the water was a little too cold and a little too rough for starlet Aimee Teegarden and her bikini. Hell, I’d be more than happy to warm you up (and your girls, too). If you’re wondering who the hell Aimee is, she’s on the much-acclaimed but little-watched show, Friday Night Lights. How does [...]
Carmen Electra came out of hiding again to perform at the Grand Opening of the Pussycat Dolls Burlesque Saloon in Las Vegas. I’m making a note to check that shit out on my next trip to Sin City. I still say Carmen deserves all the credit for making the best damn workout tapes EVER with her [...]
Meet the Electric Barbarellas. Who the hell are these chicks? Apparently they have a reality TV show on MTV: they’re a girl band looking for a deal. With those tits, they should call up Hef at Playboy. Seeing those girls naked would get people’s interest a lot sooner than some shit reality TV show. Let’s [...]
I have to say, I’ve always wondering, what was the big deal about Penelope Cruz? The chick isn’t much of an actress, as far as I can see (something tells me she’s still struggling with an accent, and while I give her props for speaking FAR better English than I do Spanish, it’s a problem [...]
Haven’t seen much of Pamela Anderson lately: last I heard the chick was suffering from some cash flow problems. She told People she was “financially secure” despite owing over $1 million to contractors and in back taxes. Of course, who really thinks Pamela knows what the phrase “financially secure” means? You can buy tits but [...]
You know, I’ve typically rated Rachel Bilson as one of the most boring celebrity chicks out there in LaLa land today. She’s stuck on the equally boring I-can’t-act-to-save-my-damn-life-so-I-ruined-the-iconic-character-Darth-Vader dude Hayden Christensen. But here’s Rachel hitting the beach in a bikini, and I must say, this chick just became mighty more interesting. A photoshoot with the guys [...]
Anybody who saw Gwyneth in her early acting days (Great Expectations, Shakespeare in Love) KNOWS Gwyneth has NO tits. Well, none worth speaking of. With all of her money, you’d have thought Gwyneth would just buy her cheap ass a pair of tits. What the hell was she thinking, getting all cheap like that? Well, [...]
