'Derek Hail' Tag
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Jewel Shows Off Her Crown Jewels
September 2, 2010[Story ID: 38823] Never paid singer Jewel a whole lot of attention before, but I promise that oversight won’t happen again. Jewel didn’t waste her time trying to get some diamond monstrosity around her neck. She was smart enough to know that wasn’t necessary. With those luscious tits, who needs a bunch of rocks? I’d [...]
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Audrina Patridge Struts Her Stuff
September 2, 2010[Story ID: 38824] Audrina Patridge decided to make the streets of Hollywood her own personal catwalk. Guess she has to do something now that The Hills is over. Her boredom won’t last for long, though. She’s competing on Dancing with the Stars this season. And I have to say, I’m really looking forward to seeing her [...]
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Tabitha Taylor Takes Her Girls Shopping
September 2, 2010[Story ID: 38825] Here’s Tabitha Taylor and her lovely ladies out doing some shopping in Hollywood. She’s been involved in such lavish productions as Eating Out: All You Can Eat, Brookwood Sleazebags, and was a dick shadow groupie (I kid you not) in Born to Be a Star. She was also Woman #2 in an [...]
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Kelly Brook is Still Swimming with the Piranhas
September 1, 2010[Story ID: 38697] Kelly Brook’s using her tits to sell her movie Piranha 3D. They might as well yank that shit out of theaters and put it on DVD- you know that’s what a lot of people (i.e., dudes) are waiting for. When I see Kelly’s nude scene, I want to be able to freeze [...]
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Sofia Vergara Does the Emmys
September 1, 2010[Story ID: 38698] Modern Family star Sofia Vergara is another actress who has plenty going on in the tit department. Hell, between her and Christina the Emmys qualified as a tittie parade. Did you hear about the producers of Modern Family putting out a For Your Consideration ad that said if Modern Family won for [...]
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Christina Hendricks and Her Girls Go to the Emmys
September 1, 2010[Story ID: 38699] Here’s Mad Men star Christina Hendricks at the Emmys. I’m sure she was a big hit. The chick is smart: notice how she doesn’t have any of that jewelry or any other shit. The only assets she needs are her girls. Christina is smart enough to let them take center stage, and [...]
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Lindsay Lohan Is Back!
August 30, 2010[Story ID: 38391] Lindsay doesn’t look too happy leaving the courthouse (see above). I don’t know why: the chick got off with serving less than a third of her jail time or time in rehab, so what the hell is she upset about? Maybe she thought giving the judge some tit action with that sheer [...]
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Jersey Shore Chicks Snooki & J-Woww Know How To Party
August 30, 2010[Story ID: 38392] Now normally I don’t think much of all the Jersey Shore hype that’s going on, but these pictures have made me reconsider. Clearly, the chicks of Jersey Shore know how to party. That’s Snooki up above, drinking out of J-Woww’s navel. Deena Cortese got in on the action (check out the pictures [...]
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Jessica Alba Gets Cheeky
August 30, 2010[Story ID: 38393] Guess who? That’s Jessica Alba flashing a little bit of ass while hanging out at a photoshoot. I can’t wait to see these shots. It must be to promote her movie in December, Little Fockers, since Machete is coming out next week, so there’s no way we’ll see these photos by then. [...]
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Kelly Brook is Too Hot to Get Eaten by Piranhas
August 27, 2010[Story ID: 37996] Did you know Brook is in the movie Piranha 3D? Did you know word on the street is that she does at least one full nude scene? If you don’t know, and you’re a heterosexual male, then please schedule your meeting to check the validity of your Man Card at your earliest [...]