'Derek Hail' Tag
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Jessica Sexual Napalm Simpson
March 12, 2010[Story ID: 17202]
John Mayer may have been a major douche to talk about what Jessica Simpson was like in bed to a magazine reporter, but face it, you KNOW you haven’t forgotten it. Even Kerry Washington’s dog is ready to hump one of those shapely legs.
I’ve always admired Jessica’s, um, bountiful tits physical assets, and [...] -
Dont Piss Off Sandra Bullock
March 12, 2010[Story ID: 17203]
AcademyAward winning actress Sandra Bullock (never thought I’d describe her THAT way) was going to her trainer’s house when some paparazzi ran a red light to catch up and get some shots of her. Apparently, Ms. Bullock doesn’t like that.
But the shots aren’t bad: you can almost make out a camel toe here.
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Does Jennifer Aniston Dislike Her New Movie The Bounty Hunter?
March 12, 2010[Story ID: 17204]
That’s one explanation for her face, at any rate. Regardless, go below the neck to appreciate Jennifer Aniston’s DAMN HOT body. This chick knows what to do to get her movie some attention. It’s called The Bounty Hunter and Gerard Butler stars in it with her.
Check out those legs.
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Whitney Port Soaks Up the Sun
March 11, 2010[Story ID: 16910]
Whitney Port is in Miami. She’s the star of that reality TV show The City.
I’m not sure I’d want to hear her talk, but looking at her isn’t hard. Pretty enjoyable, as a matter of fact.
So I won’t turn into The City shit, but I’ll enjoy the pictures, Whitney.
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Mariah Carey Doesnt Disappoint at the Oscars
March 11, 2010[Story ID: 16911]
I told you Mariah Carey would be worth looking out for at the Oscars. She trussed her girls up and, sure enough, she didn’t disappoint.
She even brought the fawning boy toy her husband with her.
I’m sure Mariah paid good money for that rack, and it was worth it. It’s magnificent.
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Demi Moore Still Pole Dances
March 11, 2010[Story ID: 16912]
Look at Demi Moore. This is one HOT chick. Her plastic surgery has earned every penny.
Demi supposedly took a spin on a pole at a private party. Remember her in Striptease? I bet she looked just as good as she did back then.
Ashton Kutcher is one lucky bastard.
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Maggie Gyllenhaal Wants Us To Know She Is NOT a Sex Symbol
March 10, 2010[Story ID: 16848]
Here’s Maggie Gyllenhaal. This chick has never really interested me much, but this dress does. It’s like Maggie just wants the world to know, for the record, that she is NOT a sex symbol.
She is a Serious Actress.
So she pretty much shows us her nearly-flat, saggy tits.
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Kristen Stewart Tries to Work the Red Carpet
March 10, 2010[Story ID: 16849]
I don’t know what is wrong with this Twilight chick. Kristen Stewart certainly isn’t ugly, and she’s only a little gangly, but no matter what she wears, she just isn’t… well… hot.
I think its that sourpuss scowl she wears all the damn time. If she hates the limelight so bad, the chick should [...] -
Rose McGowan Sparkles
March 10, 2010[Story ID: 16850]
Rose McGowan flashes some side boob in her sparkly dress while out celebrating the Oscars.
She must be looking for a job by now. I bet Rodriguez isn’t looking so bad anymore. Well, Rose is hot. She should get more work. Far uglier actresses work.
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Pamela Anderson Took Her Girls to the Heartland
March 9, 2010[Story ID: 16564]
Pamela Anderson did an in-store appearance at a Sears in Illinois. She knew she needed the big guns to get anybody out there to show up.
Let’s face it, those dudes have probably never been near so much silicone in their lives.
Watching her jiggle it may also make it worthwhile to watch Dancing with [...]