Donald Trump’s daily tantrums: ‘I hate everyone in the White House!’

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I haven’t covered many political stories this week, but don’t take that to mean that Donald Trump has been quiet. If anything, I feel like the more I ignore him, the crazier he gets, and he was already batsh-t insane to begin with. I honestly feel like Donald Trump is jealous of all the attention Harvey Weinstein is getting this week. Trump is literally miserable because someone else is getting all of the “rapist/pervert” headlines. It was supposed to be All About Trump! This was the one-year anniversary of the release of the Access Hollywood tape. Instead, Weinstein is dominating headlines. What is poor Misery Guts Trump supposed to do? Whine. Endlessly whine about how much he hates everybody and everything. Vanity Fair has a not-shocking exclusive about Trump being unhinged and miserable and it actually brightened my day considerably. You can read the full piece here. Some highlights:

Bob Corker’s “adult day care” slam really hit home: It brought into the open what several people close to the president have recently told me in private: that Trump is “unstable,” “losing a step,” and “unraveling.” The conversation among some of the president’s longtime confidantes, along with the character of some of the leaks emerging from the White House has shifted. There’s a new level of concern. NBC News published a report that Trump shocked his national security team when he called for a nearly tenfold increase in the country’s nuclear arsenal during a briefing this summer. One Trump adviser confirmed to me it was after this meeting disbanded that Secretary of State Rex Tillerson called Trump a “moron.”

A lunatic in crisis: Prominent Republicans “all describe a White House in crisis as advisers struggle to contain a president who seems to be increasingly unfocused and consumed by dark moods. Trump’s ire is being fueled by his stalled legislative agenda and, to a surprising degree, by his decision last month to back the losing candidate Luther Strange in the Alabama Republican primary.” “Alabama was a huge blow to his psyche,” a person close to Trump said. “He saw the cult of personality was broken.”

Baby Fists hates the world: According to two sources familiar with the conversation, Trump vented to his longtime security chief, Keith Schiller, “I hate everyone in the White House! There are a few exceptions, but I hate them!” (A White House official denies this.) Two senior Republican officials said Chief of Staff John Kelly is miserable in his job and is remaining out of a sense of duty to keep Trump from making some sort of disastrous decision.

War-gaming nuclear war: One former official even speculated that Kelly and Secretary of Defense James Mattis have discussed what they would do in the event Trump ordered a nuclear first strike. “Would they tackle him?” the person said.

Kelly is sequestering Trump: While Kelly can’t control Trump’s tweets, he is doing his best to physically sequester the president—much to Trump’s frustration. One major G.O.P. donor told me access to Trump has been cut off, and his outside calls to the White House switchboard aren’t put through to the Oval Office. Earlier this week, I reported on Kelly’s plans to prevent Trump from mingling with guests at Mar-a-Lago later this month. And, according to two sources, Keith Schiller quit last month after Kelly told Schiller he needed permission to speak to the president and wanted written reports of their conversations.

[From Vanity Fair]

I sound like a broken record, but Jesus Christ how are we not rioting in the streets? This is not normal. None of this has ever been normal. Where the f–k is Paul Ryan? Where is Mitch McConnell? They’ve sold their souls for tax cuts for the rich. They’ve sold the American people away to a baby-fisted lunatic who has to be “sequestered” so he won’t listen to war-mongering Nazis.

Additionally, in case anyone cares – if and when Trump does visit England, he won’t be meeting with the Queen. His trip has been “downgraded” and I strongly suspect that Queen Elizabeth II said something along the lines of “f–k him and the Nazi horse he rode in on.”

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“Donald Trump is angrier at Ken Frazier than he is at white supremacists” links

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Donald Trump is currently angrier at Merck CEO Ken Frazier – who just quit a Trump advisory panel because of Trump’s failure to condemn Nazis – than he has ever been at actually Nazis. [Pajiba]
What’s up with the NYT article about Elizabeth Olsen? [LaineyGossip]
Are Crocs dying? Someone check on Mario Batali! [Dlisted]
I love the way the little Spanish princesses dress. [Go Fug Yourself]
Vanessa Hudgens’ booty is an optical illusion. [Popoholic]
The Rock’s life in photos. [Wonderwall]
Justin Bieber tried to hit on a woman at the gym. It didn’t go well. [Buzzfeed]
Katy Perry & Orlando Bloom, back together? Eh. [Jezebel]
Salma Hayek is basically Ryan Reynolds’ new wife. [The Blemish]
Meghan Edmonds doesn’t “get” Peggy Sulahian. [Reality Tea]
Bill Hader’s Mooch is on point. [Moe Jackson]

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Donald Trump tweets that the media is ‘the enemy of the American people’

There’s been some talk among journalists, regular folks and tech people about whether Twitter should ban Donald Trump. Like, that’s the conversation at this point – we’ve all resigned ourselves to the fact that the current president of the United States tweets like a 13-year-old Mean Girl on his unsecure Android phone from the White House. We’ve all thrown up our hands on that one. So now people wonder if Twitter should shut him down. I don’t think they will, first of all. Second of all, I don’t think they should – Trump is the worst person in the world and he’s going to kill us all, but I’d rather deal with his tweets out in the open, rather than having sh-t be all covert. That being said, I’m literally breaking out in stress rashes whenever I look at Trump’s tweets, and sure, I wish he wasn’t such a fascist a–hole. Speaking of, these are just some of his tweets from Friday and Saturday:

So, yeah. Trump isn’t just at war with the intelligence community, Australia, the Democratic Congressional minority, sanity, immigrants, women, Muslims, refugees, John McCain and facts. He’s also going to war with the media. He’s literally saying that the free press is an enemy of the American people. That we would all be better off if the press was just “nice” to him, I guess. We would all be better off if he alone controlled the media. If there were no checks and balances. If he was our baby-fisted authoritarian despot. Obviously, #NotTheEnemy trended on Twitter throughout Friday and Saturday, and I would suggest looking through those posts.

Oh, and Easy D completely made up a terror attack in Sweden. Because FAKE NEWS.

What else? Trump made an unhinged speech at a Boeing plant in South Carolina on Friday. He decided to make a “joke” about Air Force One. “What can look so beautiful at 30? An airplane.” Because once a woman is 30, you might as well trade her in for two 15-year-olds, I suppose. That’s the way it is in Emperor Baby Fists’ Rusmerica.

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Delusional Donald Trump Blames ‘Computer Outages’ For People Being Detained At Airports Over The Weekend — Yeah, Right!

This rotting tangerine will blame anybody but himself!

Donald Trump blamed “computer outages” (LOLz!!!) at Delta for the detainment of dozens of people, many of whom were legal, permanent residents, at various airports around the country over the weekend.

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We guess he figured computers were as good a scapegoat as any! His tiny brain will believe anything. (We’d also like to know which genius in his camp came up with that pathetic excuse.)

The Tweeter-In-Chief took to his favorite social media platform to rail against the airline computer systems Monday, looking even more disturbed than ever. As if such a thing were possible!

Mhmm, “computer outages.” Sure, Don.

People from banned Muslim countries who had green cards and were only WEEKS away from their citizenship ceremonies were detained. How does that make any sense?

If Drumpf’s ego wasn’t so bloated, he’d understand that his executive order was grossly unfair, unconstitutional, and very poorly executed on top of that.

But how do you explain anything of reason to a petulant child???

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Mike Pence was booed at ‘Hamilton’ & Donald Trump wants people to ‘apologize’

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Vice-president-elect Mike Pence is currently heading Donald Trump’s transition team, following a Stalin-esque purge that ousted Chris Christie and all of Christie’s people. While I basically loathe everything about Pence’s political views, even I don’t envy the tight-rope on which he’s currently walking, between Trump, Trump loyalists, Trump’s family, the Christie faction, Paul Ryan, Establishment Republicans and anti-establishment Republicans. So, Pence decided to take a break from it all on Friday night. He attended that musical he’s heard so much about, something about one of America’s Founding Fathers, Alexander Hamilton. I’m assuming that was what Pence heard, that Hamilton is about the Founding Fathers and everyone thinks the musical is great. I’m assuming he walked in to the theater not realizing that he was stepping into a sh-tstorm. But step into it he did.

First off, when Pence walked to his seat, he was being booed and cheered by the audience. There were more boos than cheers, and reportedly the boos went on and on for a while before the show started. Still, Pence sat through the whole musical and when it ended, he got up to make a hasty retreat, probably hoping to avoid being booed yet again. Little did he know that when the Hamilton cast did their curtain call, actor Brandon Victor Dixon (currently playing VP Aaron Burr) would ask Pence to remain for a moment so he could hear their message. Dixon then told Pence:

“Vice-president elect Pence, we welcome you and we truly thank you for joining us at Hamilton: An American Musical. We really do. We, sir, we are the diverse America who are alarmed and anxious that your new administration will not protect us … or uphold our inalienable rights, sir. We truly hope this show has inspired you to uphold our American values and to work on behalf of all of us. All of us. We truly thank you for sharing this show, this wonderful American story told by a diverse group of men and women of different colors, creeds and orientations.”

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To his credit, Pence stayed and listened to what Dixon said, then Pence left to a chorus of boos (again) from the audience. I personally think that was the best way that whole situation could have gone down – the audience members were enjoying their free speech, and Pence got to see an amazing musical (which is his right too) and he also had the respect for the cast to stick around to hear their message. As I said, Pence has terrible politics, but I can’t find fault in his reaction to this situation at all. Of course, once word got out about Pence’s presence at Hamilton, everyone was trolling him on Twitter. But again, that’s free speech. Not according to Donald Trump though, who just had to tweet about it:

WTF? Pence wasn’t “harassed,” he was booed in a public place… for good reason, because he’s an anti-gay, anti-woman nutjob. And “apologize!” FOR WHAT? For booing a cisgender hetero white man in Trump’s America? Yeah, that’s about the long and short of it. Brandon Victor Dixon responded to Trump’s tweets with this:

Yep. I also appreciate that Pence stopped and listened – that showed that at least he had enough respect to feign interest. And notice Pence hasn’t said anything about this incident too.

After Trump tweeted that, the Deplorables started the #BoycottHamilton hashtag, because they’re really dumb. The musical is sold out for months, if not years. It’s like people living in trailer parks trying to “boycott” Hermes Birkin bags.

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“John Oliver devoted last night’s episode to Donald Trump & fascism” links

Here’s John Oliver’s episode devoted to American fascism. NSFW language. [Jezebel]
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Billy Bush got a job offer from Breitbart News. [Wonderwall]

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Cocaine, Underage Girls, & Leonardo DiCaprio: Donald Trump’s Past Comes Back To Haunt Him As Old Party Pals Spill All!

More and more scandalous stories about Donald Trump are surfacing!

On Monday, Daily Beast writer Michael Gross revealed two of the GOP nominee’s former party pals are spilling secrets about the big bashes the businessman threw back in the day!

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And, from their stories, there were all SORTS of illegal activities!

According to the journalist, who also wrote about these scandalous shindigs earlier this year, the presidential hopeful would host drug-filled parties crawling with underage girls at the Plaza Hotel.

Michael recently reached out to two of Trump’s old partying buddies, and they dished deets about what went on during these illicit get-togethers.

One of the men, a fashion photographer whose name was excluded, explained the parties often introduced rich, older men to “young girls assuming they’d get somewhere,” admitting that sometimes these girls were as young as 15 years old and “over their heads, they had no idea, and they ended up in situations.”

He clarified:

“There were always dramas because the men threw money and drugs at them to keep them enticed. It’s based on power and dominating girls who can’t push back and can be discarded. There’s always someone to pick them back up. Nobody wants to call home and say ‘Help me.'”

The photographer continued to describe the atmosphere, saying:

“It was guys with younger girls, sex, a lot of sex, a lot of cocaine, top-shelf liquor.”

He also explained that the host himself would often end up sleeping with women who were in attendance, but didn’t specify their ages:

“Trump was in and out. He’d wander off with a couple girls. I saw him. He was getting laid like crazy. Trump was at the heart of it. He loved the attention and in private, he was a total f*cking beast.”

The other former party guest, male model Andy Lucchesi, was often responsible for allegedly wrangling models for the Apprentice alum.

However, he claims he also doesn’t know the ages of the women Trump had sex with, explaining:

“So, he’s a man with a woman. A lot of girls, 14, look 24. That’s as juicy as I can get. I never asked how old they were; I just partook. I did partake in activities that would be controversial, too.”

He also corroborated the photographer’s cocaine claim, but insisted Donald never indulged in the illegal substance:

“There was cocaine around. I never saw him do that. Donald Trump does not do cocaine. He’s in control of himself.”

In the new article, Mr. Gross also seemed to insinuate that the New York native’s modeling agency was also serving as a “date farm” for either himself or famous friends.

He even referenced a ’90s quote attributed to Leonardo DiCaprio, in which the actor jokingly thanked the controversial mogul for starting the agency, saying:

“Wow one-stop date shopping. What a concept!”

Of course, while Michael included this reference in his piece about the parties, Leo’s comment appears to only reference the agency, and not any hotel bashes. Nonetheless, Leo’s reported exchange with the GOP presidential nominee is circulating again.

What do U think of all these new, disturbing details, Perezcious readers?

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Donald Trump Reportedly Called Deaf Celebrity Apprentice Star Marlee Matlin ‘Retarded’

This is absolutely DISGUSTING!

As we reported, Celebrity Apprentice Season 4 contestant Richard Hatch said Donald Trump made sexual remarks to deaf actress Marlee Matlin, specifically about her looks and how she made him feel.

Sadly, the GOP nominee took it a step further and reportedly mocked the Oscar winner’s disability!

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According to three anonymous Apprentice crew members, the businessman repeatedly targeted the Children of a Lesser God star. One insider said:

“[Trump] would often equate that she was mentally retarded.”

The source says Trump would often scribble down notes during production. According to one of the papers, Donald actually wrote down, “Marlee, is she retarded??” The source continues:

“He would write notes on his blotter, his papers in front of him, and he would scribble notes in it… It was usually just asinine things on them.”

Another employee says the Republican made fun of Matlin’s voice during filming breaks.

“[Trump] would make fun of her voice… Like, to make it seem like she was mentally not there? [It] sounded like he got a real kick out of it. It was really upsetting.”

A different staffer said the 70-year-old would regularly treat Marlee differently solely because she was deaf.

“In the boardroom, he would talk to her like she was ‘special’… He took her deafness as a some kind of [mental] handicap.”

Luckily, Marlee is dumping Trump and is supporting Hillary Clinton during this year’s election.

Seriously people! We CANNOT have this idiot run our country! Don’t let it happen!

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Donald Sutherland Gets a Star Next to Kiefer's

Bestowed his very own sense of Hollywood immortality, Donald Sutherland received the 2430th star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on Wednesday (January 26).

The 75-year-old actor was presented the honor by “Horrible Bosses” co-star Colin Farrell during a laid-back ceremony taking place next to Donald’s son Kiefer’s Walk of Fame star.

With Universal Studios President and COO Ron Meyer also partaking, the group gathered together for pictures after Farell joked around and told everyone how Donald saved him – as he could never smoke next to him.

Prior to the ceremony, Sutherland said of the honor, “It’s lovely. You’re 75 years old. It’s different from what it is if you’re a young person in the full flush of your career when your future’s ahead of you. My future is behind me so when you’re my age and you go for a drive, you pass the cemetery, you turn and look. You’re window shopping! I was thinking about this thing (Walk of Fame honor) on Hollywood Boulevard and I realized I was going to have my stone and the great thing about this one is I will be able to visit it. The other one (grave headstone) I won’t, I’ll be under it.”

Meanwhile, fans can catch Donald in his new movie “The Mechanic” opening in theaters this Friday, January 28th.

Co-starring Jason Statham, the action flick “follows an elite hit man as he teaches his trade to an apprentice who has a connection to one of his previous victims.”

Donald Trump: Rachel Whochitel?

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Donald Trump didn’t just drop Rachel Uchitel from an upcoming season of ” Celebrity Apprentice ” — he dropped her from his mind, too! Outside Boa last night, we asked The Donald if there was anything Rachel could do to get back in his good graces. It…

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