Bless this glorious day. The queen hath returned. Miranda Kerr, arguably (by me included) one of the hottest women on the face of this spinning gaseous mass we call home, has returned from her sequester from hottieville by reason…
(Update to Add: Egotastic! veterans, can you spot one of our favorite Brit glamor models, Rhian Sugden, in this clip? For you playing at the pro level — can you pick out Paige Tyler, Eva Wrywal, Amii Grove, and…
I remember my sex-ed teacher, the decidedly unhinged Mr. Cross, saying how everything men do is somehow related to procreation of the species, and we kids all laughed, because most of us B and C students didn't know what…
I'm all a'quiver with the uber-sexy up and coming actress Lyndsy Fonseca all contorted and lust-inducing on the pages of Jack magazine (yes, yes, insert own joke about the name of the magazine). We get so much fan mail…
You know who's kind of pretty almost kinda totally ridiculously completely hot? Alyssa Miller. Every time we see the California model, she seems to be stepping up her sextastic game and stealing the spotlight. She's definitely got the body…
This is how I want to finish our week here, Rihanna, hot, sexy, flashing her amazing body in a delightful contortion and revealing outfit. Let us put aside any Rihanna hotness debates, any arguments whatsoever, and just agree to…
I have met Jennifer Connelly. I have stared into those amazing Irish eyes. Ogled that superior boobtastic up close and personal. Perhaps the best five seconds I ever spent in a convenience store. Jennifer Connelly may be one of…
We haven't seen Eva Amurri in some time, mostly since the high times of her sweet topless appearances during the third season of Californication, but, if you're going to make a noteworthy return, why not do it in sextastic…
Hopefully, you catch sight of Holly Peers and her latest ridiculously sexy boobtastic Page 3 photoshoot before you get too overwhelmed this Monday morning. A nice double helping of sweet mama's milk to calm your nerves. They used to…
Oh, faux pas Jaime King and Lesser Good Looking Hilton Sister, for attending the UK Style French Connection Event wearing matching frocks, albeit, the style of the evening seemed to be geared on leopard print, so the odds were…
Say hello to British glamor model, Maria Fowler, perhaps better known now for her appearance on the reality show, The Only Way is Essex (a.k.a. the U.K. version of The Hills), but known to me as the proud owner…
Yes! Dammit, yes! I'm so happy to see young Taylor Momsen finally busting out of her old-fashioned shell and letting loose! Honestly, I was all set to talk about the ridiculous teen antics of TV and rock bad girl…
(Man, how I've always wanted to do one of those 'bubble' picture-in-picture shots like on those grocery store magazines.) When the news story broke last month that Charles Manson was found using a cell phone in prison, I really…
Every time you think Kelly Brook has disappeared from the celebrity hottie landscape, she reappears with even superior evidence of pure sexiness. Case in point, these ridiculously sexy Kelly Brook pictures featured in next month's FHM magazine, some of…
Wow, well the Oscars are over, finally; the only thing more overworked than James Franco's medical marijuana card was the mind numbing repertoire of phony humble speeches pooped upon the world by people whose parents were way too kind…
