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READER FINDS: Madalina Pica See-Through Boobtastic, Alyssa Milano Bare Muffin Embrace, Jessica Grace Smith Enslaved Funbags, and Georgia Salpa Lingerie for Leprechauns

Thanks to numerous Egotastic! readers, including 'Sean', for pointing out the very obvious — sexy girl boobs are quite nice — even on the female clothing line pimping runways of Europe, with sexy model Madalina Pica being quite the…

Joanna Krupa Exports Her Windy City Bikini Body to Maxim Russia

How far has Russia come? I remember being a kid and reading about people standing in line to wait for toilet paper rations. As I was usually reading about such misery whilst wasting five trees worth of Charmin atop…

When Did Selena Gomez Get So Ridiculously Hot? (VIDEO)

Oh, Selena Gomez, how you make me want to nab your singing midget boyfriend with a pillow case and stow him in an unusually small foot locker so we can spend some time alone. Even your G-rated fare, like…

The Friday Four: Must See Pictures of Alyssa Miller, Minka Kelly, Olivia Munn, Katy Perry, and Rihanna

Alyssa Miller sure has been receiving a ton of attention lately, mostly I'm speaking for myself, ogling her ridiculously sexy SI Swimsuit photos for won. Here, she may just steal my lower body heart as she sticks out her…

By Popular Demand: Sara Jean Underwood Nekkid in a Spooky Place (VIDEO)

Who says we don't bow and bend to public pressure? Hey, I saw what happened to Mubarak when he wouldn't post sexy pictures of Cleopatra on his blog, so, without further ado, and after countless emails, say hello to…

2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Hottie Madness! Irina Shayk, Brooklyn Decker, Cintia Dicker, Esti Ginzburg, and Izabel Goulart

The day hath arrived. Word to the wise, it may be a very short day, but, you know, it hath arrived. The 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition is out and, yep, it's always worth the wait. Swimsuit and bikini…

2011 Grammy Awards Sextastic Celebrities Give Me Treble In My Loins

Okay, so I admit, I fell asleep halfway through this year's Grammy Awards. Well, technically, half way through the first five minutes of the Grammy's. Actually, to be perfectly honest, I turned it off when Lady Gaga arrived in…

Michelle Trachtenberg Provides A Triple Shot of Hotness in Maxim (VIDEO)

We get way too few hot shots of little hottie Michelle Trachtenberg for my liking, because my liking would be ogles of this sextastic Gossip Girl and Buffy vet day and night. Well, thanks to our friends at Maxim…

Jaime Murray Hot and Topless and Nekkid All Over the Place (VIDEO)

Well, sexy actress Jaime Murray is having some of a Renaissance these past couple of years, or maybe it's not Renaissance, but Greco-Roman, or some other age I know I was supposed to study in my Art History classes…

VIEWER WARNING: Tila Tequila Uncorked; First Look Preview of the Official Sex Tape (Vivid Exclusive to Egotastic!) (VIDEO)

Okay, so the tequila party continues this week with countdown to the release of the official full-length Tila Tequila sex tape from Vivid, set to defile public decency standards on February 14th. The perfect Valentine's Day gift for the…

Olivia Wilde GQ Picture Adds With Reader Demanded Olivia Wilde Boobtastic (VIDEO)

Olivia Wilde is blowing up. She deserves it, just alone for being hot. But also talented. Talented at being hot. We found these picture adds to one of our favorite Olivia Wilde photoshoots from GQ Italy and I'm fallen…

Tila Tequila Lesbian Sex Tape Controversy: Finger Banging, Lady Nests, and Lawsuits (VIDEO) (Viewer Warning)

Okay, follow me here on our second piece of lesbionic celebrity sexy tape news of the day. Vivid announced yesterday: Tila Tequila, the petite, bubbly reality-TV personality and pop culture wild-child, is now starring in an all-girl threesome sex…

DT Spain Picks Their Top 50 Celebrity Hotties; Not Too Shabby

I didn't have the ogle power to work my way through the entire list of what DT Spain magazine picked as their fifty hottest hotties in the celebrity hottiesphere, but, needless to say, these kinds of lists are hard…

The Friday Four: Must See Pictures of Candice Swanepoel, Victoria Justice, Nina Dobrev, and Lizzy Caplan

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Candice Swanepoel making just about the perfect bread for the sextastic sandwich. All that's needed in the middle is the… well, you get the idea. Who here would like to have their butt kicked by ridiculously…

Bravo! O.C. Housewives Promo Accidentally Exposes Tamra Barney Topless (VIDEO)

I feel for reality TV editors, I really do. Producers shoot endless hours of footage of whatever bunch of numskulls are being followed then drop it in the laps of these ghostly white pale dudes who don't sleep for…