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The characters that Michael J. Fox has portrayed have always been popular. Even if they weren’t lovable, most of us couldn’t help but like him. In Family Ties, Alex P. Keaton was his parent’s, and sisters’, biggest nightmare, but when push came to shove, he had a heart. The role propelled him to 80’s teen superstar, even though he was over 21 when he started playing the high school uber-Republican. Marty McFly, his character in the Back to the Future franchise, started out as kind of a goofy jerk, but ended up a hero. And Fox’s Mike Flaherty in Spin City was certainly more likeable than his successor, Charlie Crawford, played by Charlie Sheen.
So, after years of being the good guy in everything, Fox is enjoying his turn as a bad guy in Rescue Me. Fox takes on an even bigger challenge physically, playing paralyzed. Michael was diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease almost 20 years ago, a degenerative nerve disorder which can cause tremors.
“The funny part is me playing a paralyzed guy because I am the opposite of paralyzed,” he tells Entertainment Tonight in an interview airing this evening. “It’s tricky just to even just to be still.”
The character is a far cry from the good guys Michael usually plays on screen, which will be another stretch for the veteran actor, one he’s looking forward to.
“[Dennis Leary] called me up and described [the character],” he says. “He is really dark and misanthropic. He’s bitter and nasty. It’s really fun.”
[From OK! Magazine]
Many actors have said how much more interesting it is to play complexly negative characters but it has to be especially fun for someone like Fox. Having been typecast his entire career as the annoying but lovable guy next door, it could be cathartic to play a jerk, release his inner demons in character, so to speak. Only, Michael J. Fox doesn’t seem to have inner demons.
Although the beloved actor has been struggling with the disease for a long time, Michael has remained optimistic about his condition, saying he’s “pretty good all things considered,” and penning Always Looking Up: The Adventures of an Incurable Optimist, due out this spring.
“If you’re never down you’ll never know how good it feels to be up,” he tells ET. “It’s a great ride and I wouldn’t change a thing. I love my life for whatever difficulties there are.”
[From OK! Magazine]
Fox could rightfully feel bad about the hand he’s been dealt, so you have to respect the indomitable spirit he seems to have. Michael and his wife, Tracy Pollan, whom he met when she played his girlfriend on Family Ties, have four kids who grew up watching their father fight Parkinson’s. I’m sure they had alot to do with Fox’s choice to look at things in the most positive light.
Michael J. Fox was diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease in 1991 and established the Michael J. Fox Foundation to support research for the disease. He is an ardent and outspoken advocate for stem cell research as a means to cure Parkinson’s and other diseases.
Michael J. Fox, his wife of 20 years, Tracy Pollan, and their daughter Schuyler Frances, 13, are shown at a benefit for the Michael J Fox foundation on 11/5/08. They have three other children: son Sam, 19, daughter Aquinnah who is Shuyler’s twin, 13, and daughter Esmé, 7. Credit: WENN.


Last night was a good one for Parkinson’s disease research as the Michael J Fox Foundation held its “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Cure Parkinson’s” benefit at the Sheraton New York Hotel and Towers.
And everyone from Michael J. Fox and family, to newlyweds Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds, to Martin Scorsese and funnyman Ben Stiller all showed up to lend their support.

FHM’s sexiest woman of 2008, Megan Fox’s smolders on the cover of the November issue of Czech Esquire magazine. I have to say though the cover and the photos below (click more) seem very familiar? Well I don’t mind seeing these again but for you Megan Fox affectionatos let me know if these are retreads?
For all you people who have been missing 24 since it hasn’t been on the air since May of 2006, there is a good news today for you because Fox announced the clock will start ticking again on January 11th and 12th! And if that is not enough don’t forget 24: Redemption airs on November 23rd.
In other good news from Fox, they renewed American Dad for a 5th season!!!
Fox has decided not renew King of the Hill after it airs its 13th episode of its 13 season according to The Hollywood Reporter. When it comes to animation Sundays on Fox, I have to admit that I barely watched King of the Hill, but even after saying that I am sad to see it go.
No word yet when Fox will air the series finale, but I am sure they will make a big deal about once they know the date.
(photo © Fox)
The Executive Producers of Fox's Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? asked Barack Obama, John McCain, Bill & Hillary Clinton, NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg, and California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to see if they wanted to find out if they are smarter than a 5th grader. They all wimped out, I mean declined. So then Zoo Productions (the EPs) asked Katie Couric, Diane Sawyer, Brian Williams, and Barbara Walters if they are daring enough to challenge a bunch of 5th graders and they too failed to take on the challenge. Seriously why are they all afraid to find out if they are Smarter Than A 5th Grader?
Personally I wished they would've asked George W Bush, just so they could ask him "Who is the President of The United States?" and see if he knew the answer!!!
Well they might not be brave enought ot face the 5th graders, but the Boston Celtic Cheerleaders are on this Friday's episode of the show at 8p!
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Don't be a sucker. Those complicated, long-winded explanations of the worldwide financial crisis are just a lot of big city hokum. Fortunately, your good buddies Mike Huckabee and Chuck Norris are here to set the record straight: It's a dark, shadowy conspiracy between the fat cats on Wall Street, the elitists in Washington, and the nefarious Red Chinese who are secretly stealing our oil off the Florida coast! Huffpo's Rachel Sklar learned the awful truth from Huckabee's new talk show on Fox last night.
Huckabee's got a "friend" who tells him this whole mess is the result of "financial terrorism": "Just today, a friend of mine in the financial markets indicated that he's been doing a careful analysis of the last 12 days, and there seems to be a manipulation of the marketplace - at the last half-hour of each day, there is an extraordinary rush of computerized trading going on. He believes that there may, in fact, be evidence of economic terrorism that is fueling a lot of what's going on. Now it's a fascinating idea, that if somebody could break down the world economy, it would have a greater impact that any bomb ever set off. It seems to be there is plausible argument for it."
But, Norris sagely points out, don't forget the Chinese! "Oh yeah, I think - oh definitely, Mike. The thing is, China has one and a half trillion dollars* of our debt. Now, what did we give China for collateral for that one and a half trillion dollars? So the thing is, you know, with our government - what did - what secret deal did they get, give China, said, 'Well, you know, ah, we won't tell the people but you can drill 50 miles off the Florida shore, and do a slant drilling into our oil in Florida,' you know - so a lot of things are going on underhandedly that we the people don't know, and that's why it's so important, Mike, that we the people get the power back. We need a voter revolution in our country." (audience applause)
Also? When Congress took off for the Jewish Holidays, they were really Christmas shopping, and Barack Obama is big on infanticide. Read it here.
For the 19th year in a row The Simpsons will have another special Halloween Episode of Treehouse of Horror!!! I am so glad that they are doing another one because they are always my favorite Simpsons episodes of the season. Treehouse of Horror XIX will air on November 2nd.
BTW because I am more of a Seth MacFarlane girl, I am happy to say that Family Guy did better in the ratings by getting around million more viewers than The Simpsons according to James Hibberd!!!
Fox has picked up their new hit show Fringe for a full season! I am really loving this show, so I am glad Fox had enough faith to pick it up so early!!! Granted it was a no-brainer that this show was going to be a hit because it was created by J.J. Abrams and it was paired with House. What more do you need?

Holy snickerdoodles Megan Fox is everywhere!!!
And that’s a GOOD THING. Especially since she’s hot and…NOT FAKE. So this is a picture from her movie: How to Lose Friends And Alienate People.
Just from the title I can tell you that this pictures is the antonym for losing friends and alienating people. If anything, this picture brings people together to celebrate the beautiful humans in the world!

Megan Fox’s first boyfriend from her hometown of Port St. Lucie, Florida, told News of The World about his teenage romance with Fox, 22, before she moved to Hollywood to become a big star. It’s a typical first love kind of story, with Fox sneaking out to see him and asking him to move to LA with her.
According to Ben Leahy, a 24 year-old firefighter in Vero Beach, Florida, he dated Megan for three years until she moved away to pursue her dream of acting in 2003 at the age of 17. He said she was into fishing, surfing, and being one of the guys but that she also had a wild side and loved sexy times. According to Ben, he was the one who broke it off after Megan landed her first big part, but it sounds like they were over at that point anyway.
This is written in the sensational style that News of The World uses, but there aren’t many salacious details. Ben does say he finds Megan’s story that she had an affair with a Russian stripper named Nikita completely plausible, though, and said that Megan always had a thing for women, particularly Angelina Jolie:
“Megan loved looking at women’s bodies.
“She just had no inhibitions and made no bones about the fact she liked to fantasise about being with a woman.
“There were many times she would look at magazines for hours pointing out which actresses she thought were hot. Angelina Jolie was high up on her list.
“She would say: ‘Look at her body Ben it’s gorgeous don’t you think?’
“She just loved women who were not conventionally pretty and looked like they were into anything. Because that’s what Megan was like…
“So I am not in the slightest bit shocked one of the first people she slept with after I had ended our relationship was a woman.”…
While most girls are into make-up and shoes, Megan was just a total rebel who loved to hang out with the boys and luckily her favourite boy was me.
“Megan and I spent every minute together and she loved doing anything and everything with me. We used to go fishing and surfing, total boys things which Megan loved.
“But while she was a total tomboy Megan also knew how to drive me wild to using her female charms. She would just have to look at me with those huge eyes and tell me she loved me and my heart would just leap…
And as the pair grew older Ben tells how he got to see more and more of Megan’s body when she would creep out late at night to be with the boy she loved.
Ben told the News Of The World: “Megan started to really rebel against her parents who were very strict.
“She would have these huge arguments, then call me to say she had run away. And then when she was feeling really naughty on a few occasions she told me to come to the house late at night.
“And while her parents were sleeping she would order me to stack cookie boxes up to her window so she could climb down from her bedroom window and spend a few hours with me.
“We had some amazing nights laying under the stars. She would giggle and shriek with laughter knowing that while her parents were in bed she was outside doing all sorts with me.
“Which was totally up Megan’s street because she loved doing anything which was naughty.
“I was Megan’s first love and she was mine so those times were extra special as we were doing things together we had never done before.”
[From News of The World via Gossip Rocks]
But of course it was not to be. Megan moved to Hollywood and started on her path to stardom, while Ben was content to stay in Florida, fish and work as a firefighter. She eventually cheated on him with 7th Heaven star David Gallagher:

And not long after Megan had landed her first small part alongside LINDSAY LOHAN in Confessions of a Teenage drama Queen Ben knew their days as a couple were numbered.
He said: “I always knew Megan was going to be a big star. She just had this aura around her and this incredible sexy irresistible quality which I knew would make her famous…
“So suddenly Megan’s new world began to sound like it was on a different planet to me and I knew I would not fit in and never wanted to anyway.
“As the weeks went by Megan seemed to be becoming more and more obsessed with all that Hollywood had to offer and I could sense she was drifting away from me.”
But the final straw for Ben came when he discovered Megan had started to spend more time with US soap actor David Gallagher.
“All of a sudden all Megan talked about was David this, David that,” says Ben…
“Megan was hard to control when she lived near by, but thousands of miles away amongst all these rich actors I did not stand a chance.
“And so I called her and told her I thought it was best we went our separate ways. Megan begged me not to end it but even she must have known deep down we were never going to last.
“Our worlds had gone in such totally different directions.
“We both cried but still today I know I made the right decision.
“As a firefighter I would never have been able to afford to live in Los Angeles and I am sure as hell not the kind of man who would ever have been content to live off her money. I have way too much pride for that.
“So now I just am content to keep on fishing and make do with seeing Megan on the big screen. And at the end of the day I am just so proud of all she has achieved.”
That story kind of humanizes oversexed Megan for me. She portrays herself as this wanton woman, but she’s been with her fiance, Brian Austin Green, for four years and despite breakup rumors they’re still going strong. Fox is generally said to be a pain in the ass, but Green has stuck with her and it sounds like she’s perfectly content with monogamy. She even said that she’d rather stay home and have sex with him than go out. I still think the Nikita stripper story is made up, though.
Didn’t she look better with her natural nose? She’s a little too cookie cutter now.


Over the weekend Arkansas governor and minister and former fat person Mike Huckabee's new variety show premiered on Fox News. "We may have the first election in history where it's the winner who demands the recount!" he joked. No kidding. Huckabee went on to excoriate Wall Street and the bailout package congressional Republicans just sabotaged in a strikingly hard-to-dispute monologue that not only only foreshadowed the Nay that just sunk our stock market but also, one suspects, what will emerge as a new populist tone to the network's news coverage. Here's a partial transcript.
Wall Street has become Las Vegas East. Except the difference is, when the gamblers lose at the crap tables in Vegas, they don't have the audacity to go ask the government to cover their losses. The real tragedy was that investments were not all that took a plunge, integrity did. It was in 1995 that Republicans led welfare reform. We quit giving out money to poor people who didn't work. Now we're about to give out huge sums to the richest companies in the land. And some of the people whose very leadership of the companies sank their companies and brought our economy to its knees gained them hundreds of millions and bonuses and pay. Like the CEO of the collapsed Washington Mutual. He's poised to receive 20 million dollars for 17 days on the job. Look, I'd be willing to be fired from any job for half that much money.
The hours of news coverage that preceded Huck's variety show yesterday were also noteworthy. Numerous mentions were made to Barack Obama's post-debate lead in the polls (even as anchor Sean Hannity and other pundits maintained that McCain had indisputably "won" the debate). More surprisingly, conservative columnist Kathleen Parker's call for Sarah Palin to step down, a three-day-old story. To be fair (and balanced!) a segment was also devoted to replaying Rev. Wright's "God Damn America" sermon, and that story is many years old. But it all seemed a far cry from the Fox we watched before the nation became glued to CNBC. It's a Fox that seems resigned to a likely Obama win in November, but determined to make the whole thing sufficiently Pyrrhic that Democrats will be virtually begging John Roberts to take it back.
(starts at 6:00 in)
The ending of Thursday’s Kitchen Nightmares is a huge reason why I love this show! What other show could guy like Gordon Ramsey walk in to a restaurant, give them crap for how poorly the place is run, fix it and then arrange for the owner to finally marry his long term girlfriend. It was such an amazing ending, I cry everytime I watch it. But then again I cry at weddings.
So tune into Kitchen Nightmares on Thursdays at 9p on Fox, I promise just like a great meal you will love this show!
The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Family Guy and American Dad are all back on Fox and funnier than ever!
The Simpsons is back tonight and both Homer and Marge got new jobs. Marge's job is XXX, while Homer's is with Flanders. Can you imagine these two working together? Let me tell the duo are hysterical togtethers as partners in crime!!!
King of the Hill is back with one of the guys suffering from diabetes and the Hill family going on a diet so the same won't happen to them.
Family Guy starts off with a politically incorrect costume party and after Brian has a bad set up at the party he meets the woman of his dreams. But after some bad advice from Stewie he loses the girl to Cleveland and it all goes down hill from there on!
Finally American Dad is the funniest of the night as Steve gets his first pubic hair and puberty will never be the same now that is has been Seth McFarlaneized!
I am so glad that the Sunday Funnies are back on Fox because Mondays won't seem as bad any more!!!
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Once again has the first cancelled show of the season and this year it is Do Not Disturb. Michael Ausiello is reporting that the show will be replaced by a second airing of ‘Til Death. Poor Jerry O’Connell has yet another failed sitcom on his resume.
BTW is anyone surprised that Do Not Disturb was cancelled?

(photo from Saaphyri’s MySpace)
Fox has chosen their new awesome game show Hole in the Wall to lead into the first Vice Presidential Debate on October 2nd. But not just any episode they chose the one with the Flavor of Love hos vs the Rock of Love sluts according to TV Week. Seriously that has to be the strangest night of television programming ever. I know Fox is considered “The Conservative” network, but did they have to go to such extremes to make Sarah Palin look good?
So tune into Hole in the Wall and the Vice Presidential Debate next Thursday to see if their programming choice actually works.

Last week, “Transformers” hottie Megan Fox got her male fans all in a cold sweat when she recounted her fling with a bisexual stripper. A newspaper reporter from Palm Beach, Florida, tracked down Megan’s mother in Vero Beach and asked her about her daughter. As you might imagine, poor mom was mortified, and she gave some humorous insight into Megan’s upbringing - she also spilled the beans on Megan’s status with her 90210-boyfriend, Brian Austin Green.
Darlene Tonachio, 56, happens to live in Vero Beach. She’s a real estate sales agent specializing in trailer parks, and she manages a retirement community near Naples.
“I love my daughter dearly,” said Tonachio who, believe it or not when you look at her picture, was made a grandma twice over by her other daughter. “But Megan is, well, Megan. She’s open and honest. She’s a real person, which is refreshing. I know she has a good sense of humor, and I take this interview in that context.
“Is it all true? I don’t know. It’s possible she made it up just like it’s possible that it happened. I doesn’t really matter to me.”
Which led to this question about Megan’s affinity for strip bars. Fox, a frequent dweller in diverse “Hot” lists, spreads around another story in LaLaLand. According to a source, Megan first walked into a bosom bazaar at age 16 when, as a junior at St. Lucie West Centennial High School, she and friends trekked south to Club Peekaboo in Lake Worth.
There, the story goes, precocious Megan delighted everyone with gyrations at the proverbial pole - while keeping on her clothes.
“I doubt that she did that while living with us,” said Mom, “The poor child was grounded most of her life. She’d be punished for something silly, and she’d mess up again before her grounding period was over. So we’d tack time on.”
Tonachio, meanwhile, said it feels “totally surreal” to be the mom of an actress often described as the next Angelina Jolie.
“As a mom, I look at Megan as my baby girl,” she said. “It’s hard to believe that other people look at her like in that way (as a sexpot).”
Tonachio explained Fox, known for her piercing baby blues, started getting attention from movie types while still at St. Lucie West. So, Tonachio decided to move the family to Los Angeles while Megan finished school through correspondence courses.
Mom returned to the Treasure Coast last year while Megan stayed behind, steaming up the big screen in 2007 when she first appeared in the blockbuster Transformers leaning into the engine of a Camaro.
“When I saw that scene at the premiere, I went ‘Wow,’ ” Tonachio recalled. “I knew that would bring her some attention. But I thought it’d be with boys 12 to 16. I didn’t realize that the age range would go from 5-year-olds to 45-year-old men.”
Speaking of dudes, Fox is hooked up with Brian Austin Green, one of the stars of the 1990s series Beverly Hills, 90210.
“Actually, they’re engaged,” says mom. “They don’t have a wedding date, but I like him. He’s a little bit older, but that brings Megan some stability.”
Aren’t moms totally embarrassing? If I were famous, I would not let my mother anywhere near the press. I am not at all surprised to hear that young Megan was grounded most of her childhood - she seems like the textbook bad girl troublemaker! But she does seem like she’d be kind of fun- as long as you didn’t leave your boyfriend alone with her or anything.
Megan Fox is shown at the Eagle Eye premiere on 9/16/08. Credit: Albert L. Ortega / PR Photos



Hole in the Wall has just begun on Fox and already it is going to desperate measures to get names to take on the show. Coming up they will have the Flavor of Love hos vs the Rock of Love sluts. Seriously aren't there enough American Idol and So You Think You Can Dancers who are available to do the show?
BTW what is up with Pumkin doing anything that is related to Flavor of Love, her 15 minutes were up a long long long time ago, time for her to move on.
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She’s one of the hottest up-and-coming actresses in Hollywood. And though guys drool at the thought of Megan Fox, she says she’s really just a geek at heart.
The “Transformers” babe told FOX Pop Tarts’ Hollie McKay, “I’m the biggest nerd — I love comic books and stuff like that.”

And here we have Megan Fox at the premiere of the movie “Eagle Eye.” While she is, hands down, a hot chick, I think there are some moments where she should have practiced in the mirror some of the faces that she has done–I’m starting to think her mouth has a mind of its own, and that’s a scary thought when you see someone that has to have been providing pecker lodging for some time now.
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When it came to being blessed with looks, Megan Fox was in the front of the damn line.
And bitch took more than her fair share, leaving the rest of us to scamper for her leftovers. Seriously, this woman is mesmerizing. She is so gorgeous I can’t help but just stare at her flawlessness.
Slap my ass and call me Nikita!
Oh yeah, Shia Labeouf was there too..
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He’s been making quite a name for himself, with box office hits like “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” and “Transformers.” And last night Shia LaBeouf was hamming it up at the premiere of his latest film “Eagle Eye.”
Sporting a black suit/black tie/white button-up shirt combo, the “Constantine” stud chatted and laughed with his “Transformers” co-star Megan Fox as the paparazzi lit up the night with a flurry of flashes. But they weren’t the only big names that showed up at the Mann’s Chinese Theatre for the big event.
Photo courtesy of Terry Richardson / GQ
Megan Fox is one of the hottest women in Hollywood, so leave it up to the folks at GQ to make her look this good on their October cover. In addition to baring her sexy, tattooed body in the issue, the Foxy one opens up about her career, her thoughts on those Disney girls and her sex life.
On her career:
Megan Fox tells it like it is, in an interview for the October issue of GQ. Here are some excerpts from the lengthy interview with the rebellious Transformers actress, who’s currently engaged to actor Brian Austin Green. I do admire that despite the potential consequences she does speak her mind.
Megan tells that she was was once in love with a female stripper, when she was 18 and first living in Los Angeles alone:
“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided _ oh man, sorry, mommy! _ that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop,” “I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”
Fox said Nikita would do “these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads.” The actress also said she would bring the Russian stripper gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work.
Despite the brief relationship with a woman, Fox said she does not identify herself as gay:
“Look, I’m not a lesbian,” said Fox. “I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl _ Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but … oh boy.”
On being involved in Transformers:
“If I get stuck doing comic book films for the rest of my life, I’ll be really happy,” she tells the magazine. “I love those types of movies. And I don’t mind being sexy – if it’s a character with a back story and an arc and something progresses.”
She doesn’t want to be famous right now:
“I’ve done one movie. And it’s not a movie I want to stand on as far as acting ability goes. I mean—I’m not going to win an Oscar anytime soon. I’m not Meryl Streep.
She gets nervous performing:
“Before I go onstage anywhere, I take a Xanax now.”
She hates gossip:
“The other day, I said I eat a lot of cake, and that was the top story on Yahoo!”
She doesn’t think we should be so prude:
“Sex is something that everyone does, so why can’t I talk about it?”
Of Miley Cyrus’ and Vanessa Hudgens’ racy Web photo scandals:
“I would never issue an apology for my life and for who I am. It’s like, Oh, I’m sorry I took a naked, private picture that someone … sold for money. … You shouldn’t have to apologize. Someone betrayed Vanessa, but no one’s angry at that person. She had to apologize. I hate Disney for making her do that.”
In fact, she doesn’t like Disney at all:
“They take these little girls, and they put them through entertainment school and teach them to sing and dance, and make them wear belly shirts, but they won’t allow them to be their own people. It makes me sick.”

I guess cherries are in season
In an interview in the October issue of GQ, Megan Fox admits she used to be in love with a stripper . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . AWESOME!!! Megan told the magazine:
“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided—oh man; sorry, Mommy!—that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop [a strip club on Sunset Boulevard]. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita. I was there all the time—I would go there by myself. I bought her things—perfume, body spray, girlie stuff. I turned into a weird middle-aged married man. I felt like I had this need to save Nikita. I’d get lap dances so I could get to know her, and I’d give her what I thought were great little sound bites of inspiration—like You can do it, you’re better than this! I didn’t want her to be there . . . Well, she did smell good. Like vanilla. She was sort of a tough badass, but she’d do these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads. She had really long stick-straight hair and was Russian. I just liked her. She was really sadistic and sarcastic and funny.” (Source)
Thank you Megan Fox. Thank you for restoring my faith in the time honored practice of two hot chicks getting it on. With Lindsay and Sam headlining the news for the past six months, it’s been a rough time for my penis and me. We nearly broke. What kept us going was hope, hope that there’d be light at the end of that tunnel. Thank you Megan for showing us that light. Now if you will excuse me, there’s some beating off that needs to be done.

Personally, I like Megan Fox a lot.
She’s not afraid to tell it how it is. And on top of that, she’s hot shit too. reakin’ bangin’ body AND it’s NOT FAKE!!! As some of you may know, she’s posing in GQ and she’s got some not so very nice words to say about Disney.
“With any of the Miley Cyrus shit, or any of that Vanessa Hudgens shit—I would never issue an apology for my life and for who I am. It’s like, Oh, I’m sorry I took a naked, private picture that someone is an asshole and sold for money. I’m sorry if someone else is a dick. No. You shouldn’t have to apologize. Someone betrayed Vanessa, but no one’s angry at that person. She had to apologize. I hate Disney for making her do that. F*** Disney.”
Yes. I effing agree Megan. Miley shouldn’t have to apologize for being a whore and Vanessa shouldn’t have to apologize for being a nudist.
It would be pretty damn funny is Megan had to apologize to Disney for saying all that shizz.
Megan Fox continues her quest for world domination by hypnotizing our men (and women) with her sexy bikini photo shoots. Don’t laugh. Don’t think for a minute that your man doesn’t get all spacey and goo-goo-eyed every time he see’s pictures like this of Megan. And there two of them floating around right now. Hell, they almost make me want to say “Yes Master” too, and I typically like men.

Megan Fox wanted to give GQ a quotable interview that would generate the most publicity for her cover story. She succeeded by talking about a relationship she had at 18 with another woman, a stripper who hailed from Russia. Then she added a colorful metaphor that made it sound like she’s been reading celebrity blogs in her off time:

The candid 22-year-old “Transformers” star, who’s currently engaged to actor Brian Austin Green, opened up to GQ about her love life, telling the magazine she was once in love with a female stripper. Fox, who appears on the October cover in a black bikini, said she was in the relationship when she was 18 and first living in Los Angeles alone.
“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided _ oh man, sorry, mommy! _ that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop,” said Fox. “I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”
Fox said Nikita would do “these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads.” The actress also said she would bring the Russian stripper gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work.
Fox’s publicist, Dominique Appel, confirmed the contents of the GQ report Monday.
Despite the brief relationship with a woman, Fox said she does not identify herself as gay.
“Look, I’m not a lesbian,” said Fox. “I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl _ Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but … oh boy.”
[From AP via Huffington Post]
It makes sense that Olivia Wilde could incite Fox to murder a big animal. Those scenes on The OC between Wilde and Mischa Barton got me pretty hot and bothered, but Jenna Jameson? I’ve seen some of her girl on girl films and they’re not that sexy. It’s more like a performance with body parts for Jameson. Plus she’s got that whole surgically mangled skeleton look going on now. Maybe Fox has been watching Jameson’s work from the 1990s.
Fox went on to deride Disney for marketing young girls like Vanessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus. She said “these little girls, and they [Disney executives] put them through entertainment school and teach them to sing and dance, and make them wear belly shirts, but they won’t allow them to be their own people. It makes me sick.” Maybe in Vanessa and Miley’s case they’re exactly who they want to be, and they’re rich and famous too. I can’t see Miley being any less of a show off as a non famous teen. This just gives her an outlet and enough cash to retire at 17.
Miley and Vanessa are arguably more famous than Fox, albeit with a different demographic. They don’t need to tell the press intimate details of their lives in order to get movie parts. It sounds like someone is a little upset that she didn’t get on that train earlier in life.
There are more hot photos of Megan along with her pearls of wisdom in the October issue of GQ, out now. Some of the photos are from an older photoshoot, and People r