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Warren G arrested for drug possession
Warren G was arrested for drug possession in Hollywood Sunday morning. After Warren’s friend ran a red light (!), his car was pulled over, police discovered marijuana, and the two were arrested. E! says:
Although undisclosed, the amount was sufficient to charge the rapper, along with the car’s driver, with possession of narcotics with intent to sell, an LAPD spokesman said. The rapper and the driver were released hours later on $20,000 bond apiece.
The Grammy winner is best known for his 1994 hit “Regulate,” and guest appearance on The Chronic, the classic album by his half-brother, rap legend Dr. Dre. (Source)
A rapper arrested for drug possession after being stopped for a traffic violation is so last decade. These days, if a rapper wants real street cred, he’s either got to get arrested for videotaping himself pissing on his 12-year-old girlfriend or burning down his baby momma’s house. Otherwise, he’s just going to end up being labeled a “little punk bitch” in the pen and forced to rent his jaw for two packs of cigarettes an hour — or as I like to call it: Nick Hoganed.
UPDATE: Charges dropped because of insufficient evidence to link Warren or his friend to the marijuana in the trunk (car not registered to either one of them). Let’s all get high to celebrate!
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Music
TMZ.com: After getting popped this weekend for possession in Hollywood, Warren G's reps issued this truly original statement to TMZ."They were in the Hollywood area for Kanye's party. He was a passenger asleep in the front seat when the car was pulled over.... Read more
God. Oh my God. It's 8:45 and I'm pacing around like a crazy person on the subway platform again. The G train, man. The fucking G train. It's gone from mild annoyance to genuine outrage to pure, paranoid obsession. Everything, I mean everything, wrong with my life can be traced back to this train.
I suppose the real story of the G train is the lowering of standards, the ever-shifting boundaries of what one deems appropriate.
In no way, for example, does this engage with motherfucking reality:

Ohmigod, let's see! To get to work in SoHo I can take the B61 to the L to the 6. Or maybe the B43 to the JMZ, if I'm feeling wild! Fuck you.
I blame the G train for everything; it's so much easier that way. Being late. Getting arrested. The spotty trajectory of my career thus far. Above all, my mental health. Is it a conspiracy? Why else would it not come for over forty minutes yesterday morning... DURING RUSH HOUR?
And now my chiropractor is mad at me. But I need the G train to fucking access his office! I've been trying to get there for three days!
Anyway, last weekend I looked at apartments. In different neighborhoods. In Manhattan. There was a 10X10 windowless room (at market rates!) in Chinatown that I found particularly appealing: it was right above a bar and the F train. Fuck you very much.
"For here are a million people surly with traffic." -Ezra Pound
Filed under: Music, Wacky and Weird
TMZ.com: Kenny G can talk s**t with the best of them.A pap knocked his gorgeous curly mane outside Nobu -- but the adult contemporary badass didn't just sit back and take it, he shot right back.... Read more
If you’ve been keeping up, Tara Reid has been in Australia since the beginning of the months. And it seems she’s followed up her “Hooker’s Ball” appearance with a starring role in an Aussie musician’s life.
Jay G Lyon has reportedly taken a liking to the “American Pie” babe. Sources say that only weeks ago he broke up with supermodel Miranda Kerr, but he’s not letting that stop him from a little trans-Pacific romance.