Actress and former model Jerry Hall in St. Tropez (June ‘06)
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Actress and former model Jerry Hall in St. Tropez (June ‘06)
She’s one of the most in-demand female singers in pop music, and earlier today Rihanna was spotted on her way to a rehearsal at Radio City Music Hall in New York City.
The “Take A Bow” babe looked sassy in a white cleavage-baring top underneath a grey jacket teamed with a navy skirt and matching heels as she made her way inside the Midtown Manhattan venue.
No, they're not really related, but these two lovebirds do play brother and sister on Showtime's hit show Dexter! Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter were grocery shopping in Beverly Hills, and when Jennifer spotted our photogs, she made a series of funny faces. Hey honey, when you're dating an Emmy-nominated actor, you're probably going to get your picture taken! Learn to love it.
So many co-stars have dated over the years, we've lost track. How long do you think their romance will last?
It might be better if people protested right-wing radio talk show host Michael Savage on those rare occasions he said something reasonable. It's getting too hard to keep up with the phoned-in shock and outrage whenever he wishes gays would die of AIDS, Muslims would quit the continent, or parents of autistic children would realize — as he told them to yesterday — that "In 99 percent of the cases, it's a brat who hasn't been told to cut the act out. ... They don't have a father around to tell them, 'Don't act like a moron. ... Act like a man. Don't sit there crying and screaming, idiot.'" Or at least go on the air and make money doing it. Sounds like someone's overcompensating after reading about how much Limbaugh's pulling in. Many angry moms and dads lined the street outside Savage's WOR building in Manhattan today, calling for his termination. He in turn maintained a posture of defiance, then issued the following "clarification" on his website:
My comments about autism were meant to boldly awaken parents and children to the medical community's attempt to label too many children or adults as "autistic."
Just as some drug companies have overdiagnosed "ADD" and "ADHD" to peddle dangerous speed-like drugs to children as young as 4 years of age, this cartel of doctors and drug companies is now creating a national panic by overdiagnosing "autism, for which there is no definitive medical diagnosis!
Many children are being victimized by being diagnosed with an "illness" which may not exist, in all cases. Just a few weeks ago doctors recommended dangerous anti-cholesterol drugs for children as young as 2 years of age! Without any scientific studies on the possible dangers of such drugs on children, corrupt doctors made this controversial, unscientific recommendation.
Fat-assed, mollycoddled toddlers. Where's Daddy to smack the little bastards thin?
[Daily News]
[MichaelSavage.com]

CLICK HERE to find out why this douche was arrested.
According to ABC 6 in Philadelphia…
Man charged with porn display in car
New Jersey State Police have filed charges against a man who allegedly used his car as a rolling pornography display.
Police say 47-year old Robert Joseph Martin of Cape May Court House parked his car at the Ocean View service area of the Garden State Parkway and deliberately left pornographic materials on the car's dashboard and seats.
Officials say among the items left in the 1989 Lincoln were magazines, sexually-explicit music discs, women's panties on a platter, and a naked Barbie doll.
Police arrested Martin Wednesday morning.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
TMZ.com: With any luck, John Oates won't ever play second banana to Daryl Hall again -- but he'll have to lose his boom-chicka-boom-boom moustache in the process.Well, sort of: Primary Wave, the publisher that owns most of the Hall & Oates catalog is shopping... Read more

51 year-old former supermodel Jerry Hall isn’t above resorting to cheap tactics used by younger tarts to get attention. She ran into her ex common law husband, Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger, at a party earlier this month and pulled up her dress to show him that she wasn’t wearing underwear. For his part Mick, 64, was said to be initially shocked, but then laughed off the incident. He has a younger, but still age-appropriate, girlfriend and he knew that Hall was just messing around. Hall and Jagger have four grown children together and probably have a friendly relationship.
Even though Jerry agreed to annul her marriage to the rock star nine years ago, the former supermodel, 51, still is hot for 64-year-old Mick, pals say.
And when the couple -who have four children together - both showed up at a party at London’s Nobu restaurant in early February, 6-foot-tall Jerry flashed her famously long legs to reveal she’d “gone commando!”
“Jerry was wearing a black below-the-knee dress and black stockings,” said an insider. When she flashed Mick, at first he was shocked, but then he laughed it off.”
Texas-born Jerry is aware the wrinkly rock has been romantically involved with 43-year-old designer L’Wren Scott - who stands a towering 6-foot-4 - for the past six years, says the insider.
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, February 25, 2008]
I remember seeing Jerry Hall in a 2005 reality show on VH1, “Kept,” in which younger guys competed for a chance to be her boy toy. The winner said that he never saw Jerry again after the show and claimed that he didn’t even kiss her and that “She was a little too old for me.”
Hall is currently the spokesperson for erectile dysfunction drug Levitra, and manufacturer Bayer released a press release saying that she will “encourage men and women globally to ‘Strike Up A Conversation’ and openly discuss erectile dysfunction with each other and their healthcare professionals.”
Hall is known for the quote “My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I’d hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit.” She still seems to be working that angle in both her personal and professional life, to mixed results.
Jerry Hall is shown on 2/5/08 outside a private dinner, thanks to PRPhotos.

The best thing on the TV ever was the mid-'90s Comedy Central cheap-looking cowtown puppet show Mystery Science Theater 3000. From, let's say, 1990-1995, it was both a totally brilliant show (that I still enjoy thanks to Rhino Home Video and BitTorrent) and also an integral part of my childhood. And now the internet is going to ruin it.
After the show finally died (a couple years too late, admittedly) the cast members went on, mostly, to harmless other pursuits. Creator Joel Hodgson and Crow performer Trace Beaulieu stayed primarily behind-the-scenes, but for brief, charming appearances in the almost-as-seminal Freaks and Geeks. Head writer Mike Nelson began releasing a series of humorous DVD commentary tracks for popular movies with Tom Servo voice Kevin Murphy and a couple other MST3K vets.
But this week brought confusing and terrible news from multiple fronts.
Sleepy-eyed host/my surrogate TV father Joel announced his return to the world of riffing on bad movies—along with Trace, original Servo voice Josh Weinstein, and TV's Frank—with a mysterious project he's calling "Cinematic Titanic."
This possibly-not-that-upsetting news was trumped by the relaunch of MST3K.com as a new home for free animated webisodes, produced by the dude whose main creative contribution to the original show was voicing Gypsy (and owning all the copyrights). The cartoons—and you can go watch them now for free and buy some merch!!—feature the "new adventures" of the bots, their charming secondhand store puppet bodies now suddenly flat, shitty Flash animation, their voices unrecognizable.
Ugh.
And it's one mostly harmless thing when my childhood is repackaged and resold to me at a slight markup, one different but also annoying thing that I can more or less live with when it's chewed over as premature nostalgia by VH1 or Slate think-pieces, but for God's sake I am far too young to already have it sullied by soulless cash-ins.
I blame the internet for all of this and I'm going on strike until the internet promises to never, ever produce new original Flash webisodes of Animaniacs.