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  Mama Wants a Fucking Medal [We Hate Your Kids]

  Posted: November 18th, 2008, 3:36pm CST by Pareene

  Tags:  We hate Your Kids  

  Your Gmail sponsored link that will make you hate Democrats of the day: "Mama Voted For Obama." It's precisely the idiotic indoctrinating garbage you think it is, except for this awesome scene of cartoon Obama reenacting the My Pet Goat incident as, presumably, the nation burns. Good work, Mama. The terrorists won. [Little Democrats]

  
  
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  Finally, Good Layoffs [Hate Is A Luxury]

  Posted: November 18th, 2008, 1:31pm CST by Pareene

  Tags:  hate is a luxury  

  Focus on the Family, the official religious arm of all that is wrong and bad in America, is laying off 149 hateful scumbags. That's 21% of their workforce! They'll all be forced to roam the streets of Colorado Springs, hopefully resorting to cannibalism or possibly having the gay sex they've always secretly longed for in exchange for the drugs they're all addicted to. Also four of the group's eight magazines will now appear only on-line. Eight magazines! Jesus! Apparently donations to Dr. James Dobson's International House of Cartoonish Intolerance are way down, on account of the Christian right being demoralized by our Muslim Terrorist President-elect. So, hey, let's all celebrate! A round of abortions on us! [UPI]

  
  
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  Surprisingly, 'Bring A Fit Jew' Rugby Party Offensive To Some [We Hate Your Children]

  Posted: November 14th, 2008, 4:28pm CST by Richard

  Tags:  We hate Your children  

  Antisemitism in Europe has been on a curious and troubling upswing for the past few years, mostly in central Europe, but now it's moving its way west. Some charming under-21 rugby players at Oxford (that's in England) decided to throw a party with a "bring a fit Jew" theme. The young men put on fake payot and carried around bags of money for the fun, splashy event. The University found out and tried to block it, but the kids sneaked their way around it and had the party anyway. The captain of the team, a lad named Phil Boon, has commented on behalf of the students:

  The captain of the under-21 team, Phil Boon, said he "didn't see what the problem was". He said Jewish girls had accepted invites to the party. "I can understand why it might have offended some people, but it would have been an awesome social." Boon refused to comment further.

  [Guardian]

  
  
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  'Eco-Kids' Save The Earth By Annoying You [We Hate Your Kids]

  Posted: October 10th, 2008, 12:19pm CDT by Hamilton Nolan

  Tags:  We hate Your Kids  

  Oh, good: at the same time that parents nationwide find that their savings have evaporated, their children are becoming increasingly strident about harassing them to buy solar panels, hybrid cars, and organic produce. Not only that, but apparently our tax dollars are funding public schools that turn out an army of little Green giants ready to scream over watered lawns and plastic bags. You can almost see their parents smiling tightly through gritted teeth: "That's...good, very good." But as soon as a reporter calls, the adults are ready with an entire litany of annoying complaints:

  “They’re on my case about getting a hybrid car. They want me to replace all the light bulbs in the house with energy-saving bulbs.”

  Do they have jobs?

  In Clinton Hill, Brooklyn, Jan Schmidt, a stay-at-home mother, and Mark Goetz, a professor of furniture design, have watched, amazed, as their 4-year-old son chastises them for letting the water run while they brush their teeth. “He’ll come over and turn it off and say, ‘Every day is Earth Day,’ ” Ms. Schmidt said. “He learned it at school.”

  Ha, I bet she said that happily.

  “They’ll say, ‘Mom, I thought we weren’t supposed to use plastic bags,’ ” she said.

  Douglas and Alison Distefano, of Rumson, N.J., who have two children, dubbed their fifth grader, Olivia, “the recycling militant general.”

  That's nice, sweetie.

  Paul Wyckoff, a writer in Hunterdon County, N.J., said his 15-year-old son, Will, yells at him for “leaving the car idling for a few seconds in the driveway.” He has even taken to turning off nightlights to save energy.

  “My philosophy is get the big stuff,” Mr. Wyckoff said. “I think he takes it too far. But I’m proud of him. I think he’ll moderate with age.”

  Kids: shut up. You're turning your parents into Republicans. [NYT]

  
  

  

  
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  The Tyranny of Pretend Middle Classness [Things We Hate]

  Posted: October 9th, 2008, 10:06am CDT by Pareene

  Tags:  things We hate  

  Hey, here's what we're sick of: middle classness! While some of your elite coastal media obsess over some made-up standard of "authenticity" (Sarah Palin's got it! That's all you need to know!), the new hot trend is "caring about the middle class." This is something Democrats are good at! They used to be good at appealing to the "working class" but now no one is sure how to define "working class," at all really. But we all know how to define the middle-class! It's everyone in America!

  Because everyone in America self-identifies as middle class, and America is so determined not to become Great Britain that we allow everyone to just make up whatever class they want for themselves (which is why rich people are middle class and young white college-educated Brooklynites are working class and Barack Obama is an elitist).

  Just this week, in a mostly decent column (surprisingly!), globalist Thomas Friedman lambasted John McCain and Sarah Palin for refusing to agree that paying taxes is patriotic. You see he should know what patiotism is, he is the middle class personified!

  Sorry, I grew up in a very middle-class family in a very middle-class suburb of Minneapolis, and my parents taught me that paying taxes, while certainly no fun, was how we paid for the police and the Army, our public universities and local schools, scientific research and Medicare for the elderly. No one said it better than Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes: “I like paying taxes. With them I buy civilization.”

  Ok, Tom, a couple things:

  • Every time you bring up your own middle classness, you should probably add "of course now I'm a fantastically wealthy globe-trotting author!"
  • His point about Minneapolis is kind of true. The liberalism of that town is strong enough that we're sure the "middle class" there does view tax-paying as a patriotic duty! But that liberalism does not extend to the first- and second-ring suburbs that make up the huge base of anti-tax Republicans like Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty, nor does that attitude extend to the "middle class" in demographically similar cities in the rest of the country.
  • Because when you are truly middle class, paying taxes is not simply an annoyance, like it is for fantastically wealthy authors; it is actually a burden. Sometimes it is a great burden that prevents you from being comfortably middle class! You should brush up on your Fear of Falling, Mr. Friedman. Or maybe you should just read it for the very first time, Mr. Globalization Will Solve All Our Problems!
  • Related: when you are middle class, a lot of your money is likely to be tied up in your home! Right now is not a great time for your money to be tied up in your home. (Or in the stock market! Or your 401(k)! Or anywhere but GOLD.)
  • All that said, shifting the tax burden off the middle class and back onto the wealthy, like in those wonderful Great Society days, is a Good Thing that should be done right away. But no one can explicitly say this because we still need to pretend it's the 1990s?

  Oh, right, what were we saying? Pretend Middle Classness! Honestly, it bothers us less than Chris Matthews' even more divorced from reality pretend working classness. But it is still ridiculous. It is ridiculous for Joe Biden to go around pretending to understand the middle class on account of his being the lowest-paid Senator and a guy who rides the train every day. Because that train is the terribly overpriced Acela, and Senators make nearly $200k/year. Even if Biden is deeply in dept, like the real middle class, his pension's certainly in no danger.

  And yes this is just another strain of the deeply misguided authenticity fetish. Everyone please limit your discussions of the middle class to, like, which policy proposals would help them, the most. (But ha ha they can't do that because it's biased to explain that Class Warfare goes both ways.)