From left, a $37 “dress,” a pink tank for $27, and a zebra monstrosity that would get you blacklisted at S Bar. (Photo: The Fug Girls)
New York Magazine reviewed Heidi Montag’s new Heidiwood collection for Anchor Blue, and lets just say they weren’t overly impressed! The good news is that if you decide to shop for her clothes you are pretty much guaranteed to have the store to yourself because even the sales clerks were surprised to see the reviewers looking at Heidi’s clothes.
The bad news is that Heidiwood in summary, is overpriced, hooker wear, the materials used were shoddy, and it all in all, ‘no self-respecting grown woman should allow herself to be seen in these garments’.
The magazine testers said, ‘we looked like rejects from Rock of Love II with Bret Michaels; stick us on the hood of a car and Whitesnake would’ve appeared, guitars in hand.’
Maybe Heidi should rename her line HeidiHOwear? They say in summarizing Heidi herself, that she is turning into Paris 2.0: terrible singer, lame boyfriends, famous mostly for on-camera pouting, and excessively eager to merchandise herself, regardless of actual quality. That’s good stuff! Picture below is one of Heidi and Spencer’s staged ‘doing something interesting shots’ taken in NYC yesterday. My photo caption is: Heidi Montag and her twin sister do lunch in NYC with Spencer.
‘Alternate-reality stars’ Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag continue their strange symbionic relationship. Former fiance Spencer, is now ‘manager’ to his surgically augmented girlfriend Heidi. mis-Manager Spencer produced her horrific album, and shot the crappy videos as well, to ensure he alone gets any money from the blonde in a bottle’s efforts.
America’s couple (that’s sarcasm) Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have hit hit the end of the road on their wedding plans. Oh, say it ain’t so? The couple thst seemed to try so hard to get attention, left everyone doubting there was anything genuine about their relationship. 