The Feds Are Closing In And Boy, It Sure Looks Like Jared Kushner Is Royally Fucked

Late Friday night, a report came out that Jared KushnerDonald Trump‘s son-in-law and closest White House adviser — had at least three undisclosed contacts with a Russian ambassador during and after the 2016 Presidential campaign.

Minutes before, another even more damning report had landed, too: Kushner had approached Russian envoy Sergey Kislyak about creating a top-secret back-channel for communications at the Russian consulate in New York City.

The back-channel would have allowed The Donald and his then-transition team to communicate with Vladimir Putin without being monitored by U.S. national intelligence officials.

Related: Who’s More Fucked — Kushner, Or Sean Hannity?!

As the feds close in, and the special counsel appointed to investigate Trump’s Russia ties continues to widen their probe in addition to the work the FBI is doing, it’s now becoming painfully clear: Jared Kushner is fucked.

And his defense for all this?!

Oh, wait ’til you hear his defense!

It’s this, from Kushner’s lawyer Jamie Gorelick alleging his client had no memory of any contacts of phone calls he made with the Russians in the last year:

“Mr. Kushner participated in thousands of calls in this time period. He has no recollection of the calls as described. We have asked (Reuters) for the dates of such alleged calls so we may look into it and respond, but we have not received such information.”

Wait, what?!

Not only is Kushner going with the played out “oh wait I don’t remember” defense — which is painfully stupid — he’s now asking journalists to do his work for him?!


Related: Fox News Host Bob Beckel Fired Over ‘Insensitive Remark To An African-American Employee’

But aside from Kushner and his lawyer, who obviously live in a fantasy land, the rest of the world knows the hammer might just be about to drop on the baby-faced White House wannabe.

And whether criminal charges come or not, Kushner may not be long for politics.

Susan Hennessy, a national security fellow at the Brookings Institution and a former NSA lawyer, said:

“Hard to fully convey the gravity of this. Unthinkable Kushner could stay in the White House.”

And Bob Deitz, an NSA and CIA veteran who has worked for multiple administrations, added:

“Good grief. This is serious. This is a big problem for the President.”

Ya think?!

Jared… you’re fucked.

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Subway Jared Plans to Plead Guilty to Child Porn Charges

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Where have our heroes gone?!? First, Bill Cosby. Now, Subway Jared! News comes out today that Jared Fogle of Subway fame intends to plead guilty to possession of child pornography charges. SMH. Are our meat byproduct corporations not safe anymore?

Sources say Fogle will accept a plea deal Wednesday. The U.S. Attorney’s Office will hold a press conference tomorrow afternoon to discuss the deal and charges against Fogle.

To recap, Fogle’s business associate got caught with child porn and tried to kill himself in jail. Then, the FBI raided Fogle’s home a month ago for, as we see now, evidence of Fogle’s love for the little ones. After the raid, word came out that Fogle was quite creepy. When you tell a journalist, “middle school girls are hot“, that’s a hint that you just might be a suspicious character. Fogle also had a college business renting out sex vids, so porn seemed to be a big part of his life.

What an idiot. His only job was to stay skinny and keep eating Subway sandwiches. Not too hard of a job. But he fucked it up. Now, he’ll get all the six-inches and footlongs he wants in jail. Just don’t ask for double meat.

The Blemish

Jared Leto Is An Ugly Transvestite In ‘The Dallas Buyers Club’

Matthew McConaughey is not the only one making drastic physical changes for the movie The Dallas Buyers Club. 

Look at what poor Jared Leto has to endure….the hell of being a woman…including major waxing. And he tweeted the whole thing….


And the end result is not what I would have expected. He is such a gorgeous man…I’m shocked he makes such an unattractive woman.

Jared Padalecki’s sexy pose!

Supernatural’s Misha Collin Tweeted a picture of his co-star Jared Padalecki and said, “I’m in Chicago where I’ve been invited to judge a beauty contest. So far, this cutie is the frontrunner.” Sadly Sam Winshester didn’t win, but in my book he should have taken home the crown after that sexy pose!
BTW I wonder what Jared had to do to Castiel to become a frontrunner? Obviously whatever he did wasn’t enough!!!
You can watch the two of them every Friday at 9p in Supernatural and who doesn’t need a great show with gorgeous eye candy to end their week?

Ivanka Arrives

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Bring out the Rich and Famous, it’s polo time! Real estate heir Ivanka Trump, wearing hoop earrings from her own collection, a blue-and-white patterned dress and sandals, and her husband publisher Jared Kushner arrived at the 3rd Annual Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic on Governor’s Island in New York City.

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