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TMZ.com: Someone actually asked Jessica Alba if she thought "animal cruelty is a good thing." Who'd they think she was, an Olsen Twin?The always chatty Alba was too busy sucking to answer. See Also Alba: Dark (and Dour) Angel ... Read more

Mike Myers’ new movie, The Love Guru (out June 20), looks pretty funny (check out the trailer below)! Mike’s character Pitka, is an Indian love guru who helps people fall in love as he attempts to break into the US self-help market.
But if Mike and a good chuckle aren’t enough reason to check out the trailer, what about Justin Timberlake in a Speedo? Justin sports a dodgy stache, big hair, tiny speedos and little else as Jacques Grande a professional skater and aspiring porno actor who has stolen away the wife of a rival hockey player whose career has subsequently gone on the skids. Jessica Alba, Ben Kingsley and Jessica Simpson also star in this silly comedy along with Verne Troyer, who played Mini Me in the Austin Powers series.
Check out the trailer
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Expectant mother Jessica Alba got back on to her MySpace blog, this week and talked about her experience at the Oscars. Jessica revealed that while she was happy she didn’t flub her lines or trip on her dress while recapping the winners of the Scientifical and Technical Achievement awards, she did nearly fall offstage. She said:
“I did have a stumble backstage outside of the green room. Cash caught one arm the other hit the floor.”
She added: “Luckily all the photogs were taking pics of Cameron D.”
Jessica described the Oscar experience as grand because she loves Jon Stewart and the Daily Show is one of her big favorites. She was also rooting for Javier Barden, Diablo Cody, and Marion Cotillard. and raved about meeting young Ellen Page describing Juno as one of her favorite all time movies.
Jessica who is in her third trimester, confessed that she and fiancé Cash Warren ditched the Governor’s Ball and the rest of the after-parties.
“We opted for sweats and In ‘N’ Out burgers,” she writes. “Being preggers kind of takes the fun out of partying until the wee hours. Sleep always sounds so much better these days.”
Jessica also describes her current mood as “blissful” and signs off “JAY-EH.”
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Jessica Alba to have twins?
Well only if you believe the National Enquirer who says Jessica Alba has just learned she’s set to join Jennifer Lopez and become a first-time mom to twins.
Alba reportedly is so excited about the news, she has been letting all her friends know, and one source has blurted the baby exclusive out to the National Enquirer, along with the due date, June 8 (that’s convenient).
One friend supposedly told the publication, “Knowing that she’s going to have twins has turned Jessica’s life upside down. She and (fiance) Cash have had to scrap plans for a one-baby nursery and start all over again.”
Although the couple know they’re set to become parents to twins, they have no idea about the sex of their babies.
Avril Lavigne is pregnant with her first child (again)
Avril Lavigne was spotted covering a baby bump with a large bag outside three baby stores on Monday, as paps tried to take her photo.
She was photographed in LA with husband Deryck Whibley at Petit Tresor, Kitson for Kids and Lisa Kline Kids.
Lavigne reportedly purchased a cheetah diaper bag, baby AC/DC T-shirts and a pacifier holder at Petit Tresor.
However the pop-punk singer has repeatedly denied rumors that she is pregnant, insisting that she will start her world tour as scheduled on March 5 in Canada.
Eva Longoria shops for baby gear
‘Desperate Housewives’ actress, Eva Longoria Parker was reportedly shopping for baby clothes and a nursery, flaming recent rumors she is pregnant.
Eva who is married to basketball star Tony Parker - was spotted admiring furniture and clothes in exclusive Los Angeles’ children’s boutique Petit Trésor. She looked at cribs, changing tables and inquired about designing a nursery.
“She bought a $116 Robbie Adrian blanket and a half-dozen Huddy Buddy Babygros, including one that proclaimed, ‘I tend to drool.’”
Eva recently denied rumors she was pregnant, claiming her recent weight gain was due to the recent Hollywood writers strike as she couldn’t go to work and spent too much time cooking and eating.
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nineMSN is claiming Jessica Alba has been moody and depressed and constantly fighting with Cash Warren. The couple supposedly can’t agree on anything anymore. Things got so bad allegedly, that Jessica decided to go to the Sundance Film Festival in Utah sans boyfriend to clear her head. Cash eventually joined Jessica at Sundance but even so the story concludes that the relationship is on very shaky ground and was so even before they got pregnant. While I take this particular story with a grain of salt there are regular rumors that Jessica and Cash are bickering a lot right now. Stay tuned.
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TMZ.com: Jessica Alba couldn't escape from paparazzi yesterday -- she was locked in at two red lights and swarmed by photogs!The pregnant sourpuss was caught riding shotgun in Beverly Hills, with photogs warning her driver it was illegal to turn right on red... Read more
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TMZ.com: Pregnancy is starting to look real good on Jessica Alba -- especially upstairs.Cash Warren's usually dour baby mama looked spectacular yesterday at the Glamour Magazine V Day Luncheon, showing off her great rack ... and surprisingly, a rare... Read more

I never thought I’d be reading, much less, quoting something from CosmoGIRL. After this, you’ll see why I probably never will again. For their upcoming issue, Jessica Alba, Pete Wentz and Chace Crawford talked about love and relationships. Alba started it off with some dating advice which no girl should ever heed.
“Most guys, especially when they’re younger, really are only after one thing,” she says. “To all the girls out there, I don’t want to say, ‘Don’t give your heart to somebody like that,’ But wait at least a good year. You can be in a relationship and do some things, have fun, get to know each other – but don’t give them everything.
“That was something I did at a young age,” she adds, “fell in love and gave him my everything, and I was left with nothing. It took me a long time to put myself back together, and I wish someone would have told me back them to hang on to some of myself.”
A year to have sex, huh? That’s 364 days longer than I’d prefer it to take. Unless, those 365 days are filled with bjs. Then that’s something I could live with.
Next up is Pete Wentz. If you expected him to say something retarded again, then you’d be correct in your assumption. Pete says he likes the “finals week” look on a girl where it looks like they’ve just woken up. He also says sexiness comes from confidence which is really weird because I thought it came from big boobs and an unrelenting desire to f’ me. Also weird is the fact that Pete feels emasculated when Ashlee Simpson wears heels because she ends up being taller than him. I thought the fact that he enjoys kissing guys would be even more emasculating, but apparently to him, doing that is a sign of manliness. Even manlier if there’s tongue. Touching the other person’s penis while doing it? That’s a He-Man level of manly!
Finally, all Chace Crawford said was, “I’m ready for a girlfriend.” Uh, that’s great dude. Thanks for letting me know. I’ll be sure to write that down in my diary. “Dear diary. Some kid told me he was ready for a girlfriend today. Was he hitting on me?”
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26-year-old Jessica Alba’s engagement to 29-year-old Cash Warren has been confirmed. The recently impregnated actress was spotted wearing a diamond ring (above) a couple of days ago. Brad Cafarelli, Jessica’s publicist, said succinctly,
“I can confirm that they are engaged.”
I understand the engagement, but why get someone as sexy as Jessica Alba pregnant in her prime? She’ll start eating a lot, her stomach will grow, she’ll get fat and in 9 months a screaming banshee you have to spend half your income on will pop out. Did I just describe hell for a 20-something?
Cash Warren is an ass. Thanks for ruining it for the rest of us, buddy. I want to give you something special, but I haven’t forged a bat hard enough or spiky enough to hit you in the balls with yet.
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TMZ.com: Jessica Alba went to the gym yesterday, and it looks like her little Cash bundle is coming right along. Jess was in West Hollywood doing her exercise -- on the same day she announced her formal engagement to the luckiest man on the periphery of show... Read more
It seems somewhat anticlimatic now given the pregnancy anouncement came first but Jessica Alba, 26, is now set to wed her longtime boyfriend Cash Warren.
“Yes, I can confirm that they are engaged,” her rep told Usmagazine.com.
She flashed the ring during a December 26 outing in West Hollywood.
Though the engagement is on, the wedding might have to wait until after Alba gives birth (she’s about three months along).
As we reported earlier supposedly Jessica doesn’t want to be pregnant in a wedding dress!
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TMZ.com: In town to play the Los Angeles Clippers, Phoenix Suns guard Steve Nash (right) went out to lunch yesterday with his wife, Alejandra (center), some random guy (black jacket) -- and Jessica Alba (left) and Cash Warren (center). Weird group, right?So... Read more
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TMZ.com: UPDATE: Yup, Jessica's rep confirmed it -- she's definitely engaged to Cash Warren. Congrats!Jessica Alba announced that she and Cash Warren are expecting a little bundle, but she forgot to announce her engagement -- if, in fact, that whopper of an... Read more
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TMZ.com: She's got a growing baby inside her uterus, but that won't keep Jessica Alba from working out!TMZ caught the ever-silent, never-smiling Alba leaving Emerson Hall Fitness, a "Zen Fitness Training" workout zone in West Hollywood yesterday... Read more
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TMZ.com: The always paparazzi-friendly (ha!) Jessica Alba got royally pissed when one photog got a bit too close on Rodeo Drive yesterday. TMZ caught the pregnant-yet-dour starlet getting her shop on, ignoring paps as they tried to snap pics of her growing... Read more

Jessica Alba fingered the paparazzi the other day. And if you think that sentence was made to sound sexual, you’d be absolutely, positively correct.
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Jessica Alba’s rep confirms that she’s pregnant with Cash Warren’s child. The two met while working on The Fantastic Four where Cash was a director’s assistant and Jessica Alba played one of the lead roles. Jessica’s rep says,
“I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer,”
When a director’s assistant can impregnate one of the most attractive women in the world, it gives me hope and at the same time, takes it away. Well played, you dick. I’m both in awe of your sorcery and concerned that an 800 lb. piano might make its way out of a tall building and onto your head. Hopefully, by the time that happens there’s still time to abort this fetus.
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Actress JESSICA ALBA and boyfriend CASH WARREN are pregnant with their first child with The 26-year-old actress has been dating Cash, 28, since 2004 when they met on the set of Fantastic Four. Cash was working on the movie as a director’s assistant.
The couple reportedly split up earlier this year (07) citing their hectic work schedules, but got back together soon after. The couple have been seen being affectionate together in Los Angeles in recent days, shopping for mattresses last Saturday and attending a Lakers game (photo above), where they were spotted kissing Sunday.
Alba’s representative Brad Cafarelli says, “I confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer.” There has been some speculation that Jessica might be pregnant last month when she let out in an interview that she was considering taking 8 months off citing 2 years of continuous movie shoots. Congratulations to Jessica And Cash!
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TMZ.com: No wonder Jessica Alba's been trying to elude the cameras so aggressively lately - she's been hiding some big news, it seems.People magazine reports this morning that Jess is pregnant, and longtime boy Cash Warren is the dad, according to her rep,... Read more

Despite the fact that Jessica Alba has little to no makeup on, I’d still do her. Wouldn’t you? If not, are you looking at the same thing I am? Namely her ass? Because if you aren’t, you really should be. That’s one of the most important features on a woman. What’s that you say? Personality? Sure, I guess that’s nice to have, but you can’t have sex with a great personality, can you. Can you? Unless by personality you mean boobs, in which case, I gotcha buddy. Yea, personality is an awesome trait too. I especially like C-cup personalities. Wink, wink.
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TMZ.com: Her movie "Awake" appears to have gone to sleep at the box office, but Jessica Alba got a lift over the weekend -- by shopping for bras with her mom!TMZ caught Alba at the Calvin Klein underwear store on Saturday, where she was spotted perusing the... Read more
At the Toronto Raptors and Golden Sate Warriors NBA game. Jessica is in Toronto filming her new flick The Love Guru.
There was some speculation today that Jessica might be pregnant based on her talking about taking 8 months off. After working for over 2 years straight filming various movies she is ready to take a break. So taking 8 months off is triggering some suspicions.


Beautiful Jessica Alba posing with her co-star Hayden Christensen at the premier of her new movie “Awake” in New York City. Jessica’s boyfriend, Cash Warren, was spotted lurking close by.

USA Today has posted the first image from Mike Meyer’s upcoming comedy, The Love Guru also starring Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Ben Kingsley, Meagan Good, Verne Troyer and Romany Malco. (great cast)
‘The Love Guru’ (MIKE MYERS), Pitka is an American who was left at the gates of an ashram in India as a child and raised by gurus. He moves back to the U.S. to seek fame and fortune in the world of self-help and spirituality, specializing in settling intimacy issues between couples. His unorthodox methods are put to the test when he must settle a rift between major league star hockey player Darren Roanoke (Romany Malco) and his estranged wife. After the split, Roanoke’s wife starts dating the star member of a rival team, out of revenge, sending her husband into a major professional skid — to the horror of the team’s owner Jane Bullard (Jessica Alba) and Coach Cherkov (Verne Troyer). Pitka must return the couple to marital nirvana and get Roanoke back on his game so the team can break the 40-year-old “Bullard Curse” and win the championship.
Hilarious or absurd, time will tell

Too many beautiful faces in one place if you ask me
Jessica Alba - I don’t like the idea of her running around with such a sharp object - but that’s a mom for you

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Kristen Bell - I want to get a better look at those shoes!

Hayden Panettiere - is that a new hair style - looks great

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TMZ.com: For reasons unknown to TMZ, Jessica Alba was in no mood for the paparazzi today. The "Good Luck Chuck" star was eating lunch with a friend at Breadbar in Beverly Hills this afternoon, and as soon as she caught sight of paps, Jess immediately switched... Read more
Do you think maybe she has given up on trying to be taken seriously?

Any Ukrainian speaking fans out their want to translate what’s on the cover?


This photo seems familar maybe a reuse of an old photo?
