Celebrity News | Celeb Gossip | Celebrity Blogs Updated Daily: CelebrityLike.com

Permalink for 'Gawker/2008/11/28/_Kreepie_Kats_in__This_Year_I_m_Thankful_for_CNBC_s_Margaret_Brennan_and_the_Tiny_Boners_I_Get_When_She_Tells_Me_The_World_is_Out_of_Money___Kreepie_Kats__'

Kreepie Kats in "This Year I'm Thankful for CNBC's Margaret Brennan and the Tiny Boners I Get When She Tells Me The World is Out of Money" [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: November 28th, 2008, 4:00pm CST by Gabriel Snyder

Tags: kreepie kats

[Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats try to save the holidays from ugly consumption now that no one can afford to buy anything.]

Permalink for 'Gawker/2008/11/21/_Kreepie_Kats_in__We_ve_All_Been_Named_Special_Assistants_to_the_Undersecretary_of_the_Department_of_Fucking_Your_Mom___Kreepie_Kats__'

Kreepie Kats in "We've All Been Named Special Assistants to the Undersecretary of the Department of Fucking Your Mom" [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: November 21st, 2008, 4:54pm CST by Pareene

Tags: kreepie kats

[Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kats have been reading The Economist lately, and it has made them sad. Luckily: there are pirates!! Everyone loves pirates!! Klick thru for high seas adventure!]

Kreepie Kats Present: 'How To Save Print Media' [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: November 14th, 2008, 5:30pm CST by Hamilton Nolan

[Jim Behrle's kartoon kitties go all Romenesko today with ideas to save their dinosaur friends at magazines and newspapers! Is kokaine the answer? Rotating dildoes? Klick thru and watch for the love of Thomas Friedman.]

Permalink for 'Gawker/2008/11/07/_Kreepie_Kats_Repeel_Prop_8_in__When_Ironie_Dies_It_Sounds_Like_an_Unlubricated_Cherry_Vibrator_Opening_the_Ass_Tabernacle_of_an_Altar_Boy___Kreepie_Kats__'

Kreepie Kats Repeel Prop 8 in "When Ironie Dies It Sounds Like an Unlubricated Cherry Vibrator Opening the Ass Tabernacle of an Altar Boy" [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: November 7th, 2008, 5:10pm CST by Pareene

Tags: kreepie kats

[Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kitties are befuddled. What to do in a world where we are slightly less racist than we thought? There are new rules against being a negative asshole, apparently. IS THIS THE END OF KREEPIE KATS? Click through and find out!]

Kreepie Kats Kreep-o-mercial: "Bear/Butt '08: For the Change You Need Up Your Ass" [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: October 31st, 2008, 6:59pm CDT by Pareene

Tags: kreepie kats

[Hey, Kreepie Kat fans! Today we have a special message from Barry Obama, on behalf of two very kreepie kandidates. We are the kats we've been waiting for!]

Kreepie Kats Pal Around in "For the 'Health' of the Mother--AWW YEAH!!" [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: October 17th, 2008, 6:42pm CDT by Pareene

Tags: kreepie kats

[Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats can't wait until John McCain is the elected ruler of Alternate Reality Earth! In the Maverick World, no plumber will ever be taxed, regardless of whether he is a plumber, and we will all be plumbers, at heart. Klick thru for kartoon fun!]

Permalink for 'Gawker/2008/10/10/_Kreepie_Kats_Klassik___I_Don_t_Kare_If_He__Is__a_Treasonous_Terrorist___Throw_His_Huge_Throbbing_Economic_Plan_Inside_Me_____Kreepie_Kats__'

Kreepie Kats Klassik: "I Don't Kare If He Is a Treasonous Terrorist!! Throw His Huge Throbbing Economic Plan Inside Me!!" [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: October 10th, 2008, 4:10pm CDT by Pareene

Tags: kreepie kats

[Yay! It's an olde-timey Kreepie Kats Komic Strip! Today, Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kats konsole Senator McCain on his being a mean old prick]

Permalink for 'Gawker/2008/10/03/_Kreepie_Kats_Kould_Kare_less_in__Someone_please_totally_assassinate_fred_armisen_s_impression_of_barack_obama_with_an_mx_missile_filled_with_ebola_monkeys_____Kreepie_Kats__'

Kreepie Kats Kould Kare less in "Someone please totally assassinate fred armisen's impression of barack obama with an mx missile filled with ebola monkeys!!" [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: October 3rd, 2008, 4:03pm CDT by Hamilton Nolan

Tags: kreepie kats

[Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats support Sarah Palin drilling through polar bears for angel oil! Klick thru and watch now!]

Kreepie Kats in 3D In: "If Amerika Wasn't Still Ridiculously Racist, Obama Would be Up By 80 Points!!" [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: September 26th, 2008, 6:49pm CDT by Pareene

Tags: kreepie kats

[Put on your 3D goggles, kids—Jim Behrle's lovable kartoon kats are here to usher in the new American Apokalypse. Klick thru for the only bailout plan we can all get behind.]

Permalink for 'Gawker/2008/09/19/_Kreepie_Kats_Kill_Themselves_in__I_Hope_Bill_O_Reilly_Dies_Alone_in_the_Dark_Trunk_of_a_Hybrid_Choking_on_a_Kolossal_Wad_of_Sarah_Palin_s_Unruly_Pubes_____Kreepie_Kats__'

Kreepie Kats Kill Themselves in "I Hope Bill O'Reilly Dies Alone in the Dark Trunk of a Hybrid Choking on a Kolossal Wad of Sarah Palin's Unruly Pubes!!" [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: September 19th, 2008, 5:15pm CDT by Pareene

Tags: kreepie kats

[This week, Jim Behrle's lovable Kreepie Kats put the "cesspool" in "cesspool blog"! Basically if you value taste and decency you should not click through. Which leaves NONE OF YOU.]

Permalink for 'Gawker/2008/09/05/_Kreepie_Kats_Kommunity_Organize_in___Vice_Prezident_Moosekiller_Doubts_Your_Kommitment_to_Sparklemotion_____Kreepie_Kats__'

Kreepie Kats Kommunity Organize in: "Vice Prezident Moosekiller Doubts Your Kommitment to Sparklemotion!!" [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: September 5th, 2008, 4:15pm CDT by Pareene

Tags: kreepie kats

[This week's edition of Jim Behrle's long-running kartoon serial is action-packed. The kats meet Sarah Barracuda! And they make a difference. Klick thru for family fun.]

Kreepie Kats Mail it In IN: "We Want to Taze Everyone from Fox News in Their Shriveled Republican Twats" [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: August 29th, 2008, 12:30pm CDT by Pareene

Tags: kreepie kats

[This week on Kreepie Kats: Jim Behrle's kruel kittens make fun of everything you hold dear, and also the Yankees. Klick to see.]

Kreepie Kats go negative in: "John McCain's V.P.? A Smelly Prune Wrapped in a Paper Towel" [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: August 22nd, 2008, 5:15pm CDT by Pareene

Tags: kreepie kats

[Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kats have Olympic Fever! Actually, no, they don't. At all. They are antisocial and bitter. Like John McCain! Klick thru for hilarity!]

Kreepie Kats Get the Bronze in [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: August 15th, 2008, 4:32pm CDT by Pareene

Tags: kreepie kats

"Wanting to be a microcelebrity is like wanting to be the shriveled genitalia that emerges from the chilly, chilly poolwater. "[This week, Jim Behrle's kitties dance for our amusement. Also they teach you how to be microfamous in ten easy stepz!]

Kreepie Kats Frolik in: "We All Want Turns Munching on Lydia Hurst's Hairless Heiress!!" [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: August 8th, 2008, 4:10pm CDT by Pareene

Tags: kreepie kats

[This week, Jim Behrle's kartoon kitties examine our terrible age of sukk, with help from Opus! And, uh, beloved gunslinger Brett Favre. Click thru for action and entertainment!]

Permalink for 'Gawker/2008/08/01/_Kreepie_Kats_Rawk_Your_Krotch_in___Please_God__Someone_Have_Sex_With_the_Kreepie_Kats_Kartoonist__THIS_WEEKEND____For_the_Love_of_God____347__254_7639_____Kreepie_Kats_'

Kreepie Kats Rawk Your Krotch in: "Please God, Someone Have Sex With the Kreepie Kats Kartoonist THIS WEEKEND!! For the Love of God!! (347) 254 7639!!" [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: August 1st, 2008, 3:44pm CDT by Hamilton Nolan

Tags: kreepie kats

[Jim Behrle's Kracktastic kartoon kitties explore sexuality! Philosophy! And nipple poo! Klick thru to watch and laff!]

Permalink for 'Gawker/2008/07/26/_Kreepie_Kats_Kreep_It_Real_in___The_Only_Way_Bill_Keller_is_Gonna_Get_Another_Twenty_Five_Cents_from_Me_Everyday_is_If_He_Shows_Up_at_My_Bedside_Every_7_AM_and_Rims_One_Straight_From_My_Chowderhole_____Kreepie_Kats_'

Kreepie Kats Kreep It Real in: "The Only Way Bill Keller is Gonna Get Another Twenty-Five Cents from Me Everyday is If He Shows Up at My Bedside Every 7 AM and Rims One Straight From My Chowderhole!!" [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: July 26th, 2008, 2:12pm CDT by Pareene

Tags: kreepie kats

[Your day editor forgot to put up Jim Behrle's weekly kartoon kitten kavalade of fun yesterday. So here it is! Klick thru for laffs!]

Permalink for 'Gawker/2008/07/18/_Kreepie_Kats_in__Here_s_a_Hilarious_NEW_YORKER_Cover_Idea__My_Sweaty_Kat_Boner_Krammed_Up_David_Remnick_s_Fucking_Nose_____Kreepie_Kats_'

Kreepie Kats in" Here's a Hilarious NEW YORKER Cover Idea: My Sweaty Kat Boner Krammed Up David Remnick's Fucking Nose!!" [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: July 18th, 2008, 3:58pm CDT by Pareene

Tags: kreepie kats

[Jim Behrle's kitties explain today that everyone reads the New Yorker for the cartoons. Just like Gawker! Also more explication of how to mock Barack Obama. AND THE MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN. Click thru and watch!]

Permalink for 'Gawker/2008/07/11/_Kreepie_Kats_Kut_Off_Your_Nuts_In___Reading_Gawker_is_the_moral_Equivalent_of_Stuffing_Your_mom_s_Snatch_With_Nacho_Cheese_and_Pouring_Red_Fucking_Ants_on_Top_____Kreepie_Kats_'

Kreepie Kats Kut Off Your Nuts In: "Reading Gawker is the moral Equivalent of Stuffing Your mom's Snatch With Nacho Cheese and Pouring Red Fucking Ants on Top!!" [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: July 11th, 2008, 4:00pm CDT by Pareene

Tags: kreepie kats

[Today, everyone's favorite kartoon kats attack and assail YOU, the reader, from deep in Jim Behrle's comfortable bunker, which is located, we're told, in the UNDERGROUND. Klick thru and watch!]

Permalink for 'Gawker/2008/06/27/_A_Verie_Spekial_Summer_Friday_After_Work_Kreepie_Kats_Spekial___I_Have_a_Book_Proposal_in_My_Pants__Getting_the_Literary_Immortality_You_Deserve___Kreepie_Kats_'

A Verie Spekial Summer Friday After Work Kreepie Kats Spekial: "I Have a Book Proposal in My Pants: Getting the Literary Immortality You Deserve" [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: June 27th, 2008, 5:03pm CDT by Pareene

Tags: kreepie kats

[Jim Behrle and his kartoon kats are never afraid to be servicey. Today, they explain how you can write a book and change the world! Step one: charm a monkey. Animated fun, below.]

Permalink for 'Gawker/2008/06/20/_Kreepie_Kats_in__The_Only_Thing_Ginormous_Enough_to_Fill_the_Simpering__Gaping_Need_Inside_of_Keith_Gessen_For_You_To_Respect_Him_Would_Be_The_Khrysler_Building_Topped_With_a_Kondom___Kreepie_Kats_'

Kreepie Kats in "The Only Thing Ginormous Enough to Fill the Simpering, Gaping Need Inside of Keith Gessen For You To Respect Him Would Be The Khrysler Building Topped With a Kondom" [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: June 20th, 2008, 5:19pm CDT by Pareene

Tags: kreepie kats

[Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kats explore precisely how best to take back the internet. Maybe they will be at the party tonight? Suck Stella Artois with the doucherati! Animated fun, after the jump]

Permalink for 'Gawker/2008/06/13/_Kreepie_Kats_Explain_It_All___The_Weekend_Lies_Splayed_Out_Before_You__Waxed__Minty___Good_to_Go_Like_Shia_Labeouf_s_Smooth_Little_Munchy_Manjunk_____Kreepie_Kats_'

Kreepie Kats Explain It All: "The Weekend Lies Splayed Out Before You: Waxed, Minty & Good to Go Like Shia Labeouf's Smooth Little Munchy Manjunk!!" [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: June 13th, 2008, 1:21pm CDT by Pareene

Tags: kreepie kats

[Jim Berhle's kartoon kats have your weekend all planned out! Their weekend guide is after the jump, along with a special bonus HULK 2: THE NORTONING preview! Spoiler alert: you'll laff yourself silly!]

Permalink for 'Gawker/2008/05/30/Kreepie_Kats_in___Watching__Lost__is_Like_Repeatedly_Being_Raped_Thru_the_Eyes_By_a_Big_Lying_Dildo_the_Size_of_Mexico___Kreepie_Kats_'

Kreepie Kats in: "Watching 'Lost' is Like Repeatedly Being Raped Thru the Eyes By a Big Lying Dildo the Size of Mexico" [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: May 30th, 2008, 11:39am CDT by Pareene

Tags: kreepie kats

[This week, Jim Behrle's kartoon kitties don't go see the most important movie ever, do watch the most important TV show ever, and spread their usual joy and cheer. Exciting moving picture adventures await you below!]

Kreepie Kats in: "Watching 'Lost' is Like Repeatedly Being Raped Thru the Eyes By a Big Lying Dildo the Size of Mexico" [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: May 30th, 2008, 11:39am CDT by Pareene

Tags: kreepie kats

[This week, Jim Behrle's kartoon kitties don't go see the most important movie ever, do watch the most important TV show ever, and spread their usual joy and cheer. Exciting moving picture adventures await you below!]

Permalink for 'Gawker/2008/05/23/Kreepie_Kats_in__By_the_Time_I_Get_to_Assachusetts_I_Will_Have_Used_All_of_James_Frey_s_New_Novel_as_an_Anal_Tampon_____Kreepie_Kats_'

Kreepie Kats in "By the Time I Get to Assachusetts I Will Have Used All of James Frey's New Novel as an Anal Tampon!!" [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: May 23rd, 2008, 9:05am CDT by Pareene

Tags: kreepie kats

[This week, Jim Berhle's lovable kartoon kats celebrate Memorial Day and, uh, cure Ted Kennedy's cancer. Hooray! Full moving picture extravaganza after the jump!]

Kreepie Kats in "Death Komes To The Bumps on My Penis!!" [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: May 2nd, 2008, 4:38pm CDT by Pareene

Tags: kreepie kats

[Jim Berhle's lovable Kreepie Kats meet a mysterious soothsayer! Also they make fun of Keith Gessen.]

Kreepie Kats in "Not Without My Dildo!!" [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: March 28th, 2008, 4:12pm CDT by Pareene

Tags: kreepie kats

[Today, Jim Behrle's nutty kitties have a heartwarming aventure through space and time, courtesy of some totally bitchin new transitional wipes. Trouble watching? Try here.]

Jim Behrle's Absurd Roundup Of The Week, Now In Video [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: February 22nd, 2008, 4:25pm CST by Nick Denton

Tags: kreepie kats

"Ah!! The Bold Machinations Of Our Imaginary Democracy!" [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: January 30th, 2008, 11:03am CST by Pareene

Tags: kreepie kats

[Jim Behrle's cute kitties mourn the end of the nation's affair with Rudy Giuliani, with special guests from the wide world of sports. Click to enlarge.]

Hump The Shark [Kreepie Kats]

Posted: January 19th, 2008, 2:25pm CST by Nick Denton

Tags: kreepie kats

Kreepieweek [Cartoonist Jim Behrle, on the week in which Gawker saved the world from Scientology, and then reverted to shallower form with a celebrity photofit contest.]