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Miss J. Alexander ain’t got nothing on Andre’ J!I think I’m going with Aubrey O’Day’s dog.
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Besides being one of the hottest gals on reality TV, Lauren Conrad is an aspiring fashion designer/enthusiast. And she was spotted living it up at the 2008 Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week earlier today.
Joined by BFF Lauren “Lo” Bosworth, LC made her way to the Nanette Lepore Spring 2009 runway show, grabbing a front row seat so as not to miss out on any of the action.
Every year, the most awful people in New York jet to Vienna for the Lifeball, a fancy-dress fundraiser for HIV/AIDS research. On the Austrian Airlines private charter this year: pseudo-heiress Lydia Hearst, the character upon whom Ugly Betty's Amanda Sommers should have been based; ubiquitous plump-lipped tranny Amanda Lepore; club kid Richie Rich; gender-bending party promoter Andre J.; scene photographer Patrick McMullan; and a disgusted Gawker spy. The Lifeball's worthy cause typically protects the absurd celebrity freeloaders—but not this time. Here's Lydia Hearst at the first night's cocktail party, abandoned by her airplane snog-buddy, Markus Schenkenberg. After the jump, our correspondent's shocking tale of mile-high blow and blow-jobs.
What is hilarious is that when you take all these characters out of New York, they just look like dumb freaks. It's like getting confused which day is Halloween and arriving in full-on costume on October 29th instead—oops. We went through a special check-in at JFK. Needless to say, the plane ride was like a bloody sniffing contest. Also, all the staff were gay men (ridiculously dressed in skanky outfits and body glitter). It was impossible to get a drink during the flight because all the staff were busy sucking dick in the lavatory.
Filed under: We're Just Sayin', Nurse!
TMZ.com: Olivia Newton-John's 22-year-old offspring Chloe Lattanzi (left) on MTV's "Rock the Cradle" -- and surgically androgynous Dead or Alive ("You Spin Me Round") lead singer Pete Burns (right).One of them isn't afraid to use his/her God-given... Read more
Filed under: Wacky and Weird
TMZ.com: Designer Marc Jacobs' Christmas party last night had one of the worst cases of camel toe TMZ's ever seen -- and it was on the designer himself!While Jacobs was barely recognizable under his giant fur covered, Sharon Stone-inspired costume, NYC... Read more
The Village Voice's Michael Musto very nearly got his ass kicked by an overzealous bouncer last week at Amanda Lepore's birthday party at Lotus. Worse yet, he almost didn't get in. "The security guy at the door—one of those power-mad, not-loved-enough-as-a-child types—actually gave me a hard time because I don't have a driver's license or walk around with my passport taped to my forehead," writes Musto. Or possibly the door dude was made suspicious by a grown man showing up to a nightclub via rickety bicycle? [VV]
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky and Weird, Paris Hilton
TMZ.com: Finally, a combination more fake than John Travolta's unbeweaveable wigs -- Natalie Reid and Amanda Lepore! TMZ spotted the wannabe-Paris and former man at the launch party for PMBuzz.com, where the two "ladies" threw their best poses as cameras... Read more