The Feds Are Closing In And Boy, It Sure Looks Like Jared Kushner Is Royally Fucked

Late Friday night, a report came out that Jared KushnerDonald Trump‘s son-in-law and closest White House adviser — had at least three undisclosed contacts with a Russian ambassador during and after the 2016 Presidential campaign.

Minutes before, another even more damning report had landed, too: Kushner had approached Russian envoy Sergey Kislyak about creating a top-secret back-channel for communications at the Russian consulate in New York City.

The back-channel would have allowed The Donald and his then-transition team to communicate with Vladimir Putin without being monitored by U.S. national intelligence officials.

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As the feds close in, and the special counsel appointed to investigate Trump’s Russia ties continues to widen their probe in addition to the work the FBI is doing, it’s now becoming painfully clear: Jared Kushner is fucked.

And his defense for all this?!

Oh, wait ’til you hear his defense!

It’s this, from Kushner’s lawyer Jamie Gorelick alleging his client had no memory of any contacts of phone calls he made with the Russians in the last year:

“Mr. Kushner participated in thousands of calls in this time period. He has no recollection of the calls as described. We have asked (Reuters) for the dates of such alleged calls so we may look into it and respond, but we have not received such information.”

Wait, what?!

Not only is Kushner going with the played out “oh wait I don’t remember” defense — which is painfully stupid — he’s now asking journalists to do his work for him?!

Please.

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But aside from Kushner and his lawyer, who obviously live in a fantasy land, the rest of the world knows the hammer might just be about to drop on the baby-faced White House wannabe.

And whether criminal charges come or not, Kushner may not be long for politics.

Susan Hennessy, a national security fellow at the Brookings Institution and a former NSA lawyer, said:

“Hard to fully convey the gravity of this. Unthinkable Kushner could stay in the White House.”

And Bob Deitz, an NSA and CIA veteran who has worked for multiple administrations, added:

“Good grief. This is serious. This is a big problem for the President.”

Ya think?!

Jared… you’re fucked.

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GQ Men of the Year Awards in Madrid: Cindy Kimberly Looks Like A Young Angelina Jolie!

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News; Samantha Gradoville, Cindy Kimberly, Toni Garrn I hate to say this, but Cindy Kimberly is the chick that Justin Bieber Instagram’d to his nearly 50 million followers last December simply asking, ‘OMG who is this!’ along with a photo of a very young-looking chick. When Justin posted her photo, Cindy was just 17. The young
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Christina Aguilera Doesn’t Like to Wear Underwear

I have some disturbing news. revealed to Chelsea Handler last night that she doesn’t like to wear underwear. “I like to be as free as possible at all times. It’s just who I am.” Oh, I know. I feel a little queasy too.

Five years ago this would have been really hot. The day after this interview, photogs would have been sliding on the ground like penguins trying to get an upskirt shot of her. These days they’re more likely to stand a few feet away just in case they trip and end up falling underneath her dress. The blood curdling screams would be deafening.


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Emma Stone Looking Like One Sexy Little Nerd…

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Here’s one of my absolute favorite scrawny celebrity babes on the planet, Emma Stone, leaving a friend’s house yesterday afternoon in Hollywood, and looking geek fandom has rubbed off on her. In other words, she looks like a screaming hot nerd! Dig those geeky glasses and that weird bowtie. She looks like her favorite thing on the planet is “World of Warcraft” and reading Brian K. Vaughan comic books! But more importantly, dig that tiny little sweater, and those skin-tight jeans that are helping show off her killer stems and scrawny little booty. Love it all! Enjoy!

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“Kate Gosselin looked like a completely new & orange person at NYFW” links

No joke: I kept glancing at these Kate Gosselin photos throughout the day (she made an appearance at NYFW yesterday) and I kept thinking the budget blonde was Kendra Wilkinson. [Bitten & Bound]
Natalie Portman’s Dior campaign is so pretty this year. [Yeeeah]
American embassies in the Middle East are still facing widespread protests. [Gawker]
Chad Johnson officially charged with battery. [Reality Tea]
Michael Madsen is still a damn mess. [CDAN]
Alison Pill tweeted a topless photo. Accidentally. [Celebslam]
Miley Cyrus’s awful hair and no bra. Ugh. [Amy Grindhouse]
Is Serena Williams hittin’ it with her French tennis coach? [Bossip]
Paparazzi photos of Jessica Simpson’s daughter. [INFDaily]
I don’t get Hilary Duff’s frames…? [Popoholic]
Desperate to hear Glee’s version of “Call Me Maybe”? Ugh. [PopBytes]
The Sears catalog has officially lost its damn mind. [Seriously OMG WTF]
OMFG. TINY HEDGEHOG!!!! I love these pics. [CityRag]
I swear, Liam Neeson really does look “refreshed”. [IDLYITW]
What you need to know before you order those Chicken McNuggets. [Limelife]
Marchesa’s designers talk about Blake Lively’s wedding dress. [Life & Style]
Pamela Anderson still looks kind of rough to me. [Hollywood Rag]

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Ron Howard — Like Pulling Teat [PHOTO]

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It’s been 43 years since he left Mayberry, but Ron Howard still has a little bit of Opie in him when it comes to milking cows.

Howard spent some time with his significant udder last weekend at a farm in Upstate New York — tugging on a cow’s undercarriage while hanging with his family — and TMZ has the milky pictures.

Ron and co. stopped by Philipsburg Manor in Sleepy Hollow, NY on Saturday — proving the age old adage … you can milk just about anything with nipples.

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