“Marion Cotillard went blonde and it does not look that great” links

Embed from Getty Images

Marion Cotillard is blonde now, and she’s been with Guillaume Canet for a decade. Happy anniversary, you two. [LaineyGossip]
Yep, Megyn Kelly cut off Tom Brokaw. She’s awful. [Jezebel]
The creator of the Papyrus font loves the SNL skit. [Dlisted]
Celebrities react to Tom Petty’s passing. [Wonderwall]
A pregnant bride got dangerously close to some bees. [OMG Blog]
The Hulk is the big attraction in Thor: Ragnarok? [Pajiba]
Javier Bardem couldn’t help but check out his wife. [IDLY]
Joan Collins looks less than glam. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Ryan Gosling & the Blade Runner team cover Wired. [Socialite Life]

Embed from Getty Images

Cele|bitchy

“Rapper B.o.B. is still, against all the odds, a flat-earth truther” links

Wireless Festival 2014 - Day 2 - Performances

B.o.B. is still trying to prove that the earth is flat. For real. [Dlisted]
Angelina Jolie is basically pap-strolling for National Geographic? [LaineyGossip]
Prada’s latest line is less boob-darty. [Go Fug Yourself]
I’m in a common-law marriage with myself. [Jezebel]
Harry Knowles from AICN is taking a leave of absence. [Pajiba]
Bella Thorne is still happening, I guess. [Celebslam]
A new skit show sounds like it has a weird premise? [OMG Blog]
Bill Nye encountered some half-naked dancing girls. [The Blemish]
Brandi Glanville’s dress in this photo… yikes. [Reality Tea]
Here are the most “highest rated” episodes of TV ever. [Buzzfeed]
Prince George is already ready to drop out of school. [Wonderwall]

B.o.B Performs at REHAB

Cele|bitchy

“Lena Dunham brought some Muppet Realness to NYFW” links

Embed from Getty Images

These photos of Lena Dunham looking like a Muppet made me LOL. [GoFugYourself]
Review of Battle of the Sexes, the film that should have gotten Emma Stone an Oscar instead of stupid La La Land. [LaineyGossip]
Joseph Kahn won’t shut up about Taylor Swift. [Dlisted]
Curb Your Enthusiasm returns October 1st. [Moe Jackson]
Gigi Hadid lost a shoe on a runway & kept walking. [Starcasm]
Elsa Hosk is out here looking like Leo DiCaprio’s new girlfriend. [Celebslam]
JJ Abrams will direct Star Wars Ep. IX. [JustJared]
Jessica Chastain wore red at TIFF. [IDLY]
Kate Hudson & one of her sons both have buzzcuts. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Angelina Jolie talks about her Maleficent voice. [Socialite Life]

Embed from Getty Images

Cele|bitchy

“Donald Trump is angrier at Ken Frazier than he is at white supremacists” links

Embed from Getty Images

Donald Trump is currently angrier at Merck CEO Ken Frazier – who just quit a Trump advisory panel because of Trump’s failure to condemn Nazis – than he has ever been at actually Nazis. [Pajiba]
What’s up with the NYT article about Elizabeth Olsen? [LaineyGossip]
Are Crocs dying? Someone check on Mario Batali! [Dlisted]
I love the way the little Spanish princesses dress. [Go Fug Yourself]
Vanessa Hudgens’ booty is an optical illusion. [Popoholic]
The Rock’s life in photos. [Wonderwall]
Justin Bieber tried to hit on a woman at the gym. It didn’t go well. [Buzzfeed]
Katy Perry & Orlando Bloom, back together? Eh. [Jezebel]
Salma Hayek is basically Ryan Reynolds’ new wife. [The Blemish]
Meghan Edmonds doesn’t “get” Peggy Sulahian. [Reality Tea]
Bill Hader’s Mooch is on point. [Moe Jackson]

Cele|bitchy

“Elizabeth Olsen’s Dior pantsuit was equal parts dowdy & fabulous” links

Embed from Getty Images

I never agree with the Fug Girls! I really like this Dior pantsuit on Elizabeth Olsen, and yes, these are pants. [Go Fug Yourself]
Beyonce & Jay-Z went for sushi the other night. Good for them. [LaineyGossip]
Real question: does Lena Dunham have any credibility at this point? [Dlisted]
I’ve always thought that koalas have great resting bitchfaces. [Pajiba]
Sad sack Sean Spicer will not dance with the stars. [Jezebel]
We’re living in a world where Marisa Tomei is 52 years old. [Wonderwall]
Rosario won’t be on Will & Grace 2.0. [OMG Blog]
Ryan Reynolds’ got abs. [Celebslam]
Chinese chatbots are going rogue. [The Blemish]
Countess LuAnn’s costars react to her divorce news. [Reality Tea]
Here’s a new Buzzfeed quiz, this time about crying. I got 13 out of 30. [Buzzfeed]

Embed from Getty Images

Cele|bitchy

“Scarlett Johansson’s last two films have bombed pretty hard” links

"Rough Night" New York Premiere

Rough Night bombed, mostly because it was not a great movie. [LaineyGossip]
There’s been another terrorist attack in London, this one targeting Muslims. [Buzzfeed]
Deplorables interrupted a weekend show of Julius Caesar. [Dlisted]
While I like Rihanna’s dress, I just wish it was a blouse. [Go Fug Yourself]
A story about director Colin Trevorrow and “upward failing.” [Pajiba]
Seattle police officers killed a pregnant black woman, Charleena Lyles. [Jezebel]
Elle Fanning is morphing into her sister Dakota. [Popoholic]
Rihanna & DJ Khaled made music together. [OMG Blog]
The Duggars & the people in their orbit all really hate Catholics. [Starcasm]
Chris Hemsworth talks about his body and his diet. [Wonderwall]

"Rough Night" New York Premiere

Cele|bitchy

“Ivanka Trump tweeted about Pride Month & all hell broke loose” links

Prince William arrives at BBC Broadcasting House

The LGBTQ community is not here for Precious Ivanka (read the responses on Ivanka’s Pride Month tweet, embedded below). [Pajiba]
Brad Pitt took Chris Cornell’s kids to an amusement park. [Wonderwall]
I too will watch Holly Hunter do anything. [LaineyGossip]
Fergie is no longer part of the Black Eyed Peas, just FYI. [Dlisted]
Here’s the winner of this year’s Scripps spelling bee!! [Jezebel]
Jeff Lewis’s daughter is adorable. [Starcasm]
Michelle Williams is replacing Rooney Mara. [JustJared]
I can’t wait for Rihanna to take down the Deplorables. [IDLY]
Lest the children read the word “sex” and be forever marred. [Seriously OMG WTF]
This is not a man, this is a tree. [Socialite Life]

Cele|bitchy

“Michael Shannon will probably be the villain in ‘Deadpool 2′” links

Nocturnal Animals Screening

Michael Shannon will probably be the villain is Deadpool 2: Deadpoolier. [LaineyGossip]
Zac Efron does drag for Baywatch: The Movie. [Dlisted]
Kiernan Shipka is so grown up! [GoFugYourself]
Paris Jackson is living the “fabulous rich hippie” life. [Moe Jackson]
Josh Duggar got served. Literally. [Wonderwall]
Olivia Wilde’s fake bump looks like a basketball. [Popoholic]
I can’t believe they’re still doing Teen Mom OG. [Starcasm]
Here are the first few minutes of Ghost in the Shell. [JustJared]
Kara del Toro came to the premiere of Power Rangers. [IDLY]
Will you watch Raw? That’s a “nope” from me. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Ryan Gosling explains why he laughed at the Oscars. [Socialite Life]

Cate Blanchett and Richard Roxburgh's portrait unveiling

Cele|bitchy

“Take a moment to appreciate Mahershala Ali at the Oscar luncheon” links

89th Oscars Nominees Luncheon 2017

Take a moment for Mahershala Ali & Naomie Harris at the Oscar luncheon. My God, Mahershala gives me all the feels. [LaineyGossip]
Jessa Duggar gave birth to another boy. [Dlisted]
I love Janelle Monae, but this is another fashion fail. [GoFugYourself]
Gigi Hadid is all about denim for some reason. [Popoholic]
Oregon zoo animals have a glorious snow day! [OMG Blog]
Did anyone expect Pink to lose weight in six weeks? [Wonderwall]
Scheana Marie & Brandi Glanville are still beefing, apparently. [Reality Tea]
This model (I won’t learn her name) is SI’s Rookie of the Year. [IDLY]
Katy Perry goes back to blonde. [Seriously OMG WTF]
So is Madonna adopting two kids from Malawi or what? [Socialite Life]

89th Oscars Nominees Luncheon 2017

Cele|bitchy

“Sir Patrick Stewart will be playing Poop Emoji in ‘The Emoji Movie’” links

wenn23194711

Sir Patrick Stewart will be the voice of the poop emoji in The Emoji Movie. [Dlisted]
Pres. Obama granted a lot of pardons & commutations. [Jezebel]
Should Brad Pitt & Halle Berry date? [LaineyGossip]
Ruby Rose’s ensemble doesn’t make much sense, but sure. [Go Fug Yourself]
Anne Hathaway in the Colossal trailer – this looks so weird. [Pajiba]
Will Queer Eye for the Straight Guy get a reboot? [OMG Blog]
Britney Spears’ new man has some drama, huh. [Wonderwall]
Here are the updates from Emperor Baby Fists’ takeover. [Buzzfeed]
OMG Gorillaz are back!!!!! [The Blemish]
These photos of Kim Kardashian are wild. [Reality Tea]
Is Scott Disick packing some major stuff in his pants? [Starcasm]

poop

Cele|bitchy

“Kylie Jenner fought with a shredder and the shredder won” links

FFN_RRFFPREMIEREFF_CelebsCatch_011017_52280004

Kylie Jenner’s dress makes no sense. [IDLY]
Lainey’s annual Chinese Zodiac advice & luck-predictions for people born in the Year of the Monkey (I’m a Horse!). [LaineyGossip]
This should have been Nick Jonas, not Joe Jonas. [Dlisted]
Vivienne Westwood has some ideas for men’s fashion. [OMG Blog]
Is Alex Pettyfer engaged to Marloes Horst? I can’t believe that’s a real name. [Wonderwall]
Ariana Grande is going to screech for Beauty and the Beast. [Buzzfeed]
Black-ish took on Donald Trump’s electoral victory. [Pajiba]
Is Prison Break coming back?! [JustJared]
Charlie Sheen is still talking sh-t. [Seriously OMG WTF]
This ferret falls in love with his first snow. [Socialite Life]

FFN_MUG_Jenner_Kylie_011017_52279812

Cele|bitchy

“Gabrielle Union educates clueless celebrities about ‘white girl privilege’” links

wenn29664329

Gabrielle Union confirms once again that she calls up clueless, famous white feminists and chats with them about their oblivious white privilege. [LaineyGossip]
Adele’s talking about having another baby now that her tour’s done. [Dlisted]
Chimamanda Ngozi says we need to stop moralizing makeup. [Jezebel]
Lizzy Caplan’s Elie Saab dress doesn’t even look like Elie Saab. [Go Fug Yourself]
Donald Trump hates it when the media uses photos of his double chin. [The Blemish]
Charlotte McKinney is cleavage-y. [Popoholic]
Here’s the trailer for Martin Scorsese’s Silence. [Pajiba]
Nicole Scherzinger looks sort of tweaked, right? [Moe Jackson]
Kourtney & Khloe Kardashian planning a double-wedding? [Starcasm]
Sophie Richie is still around, I guess. [Celebslam]
One Real Housewife is against another woman choosing single motherhood. [Reality Tea]

Note: We hope everyone has a happy & peaceful Thanksgiving! We’re off on Thursday, but there will be some light posting on Friday! Enjoy your turkey, pie and GRAVY.

wenn29664642

Cele|bitchy

“John Oliver devoted last night’s episode to Donald Trump & fascism” links

Here’s John Oliver’s episode devoted to American fascism. NSFW language. [Jezebel]
Did Gwen Stefani & Blake Shelton set a wedding date? [Dlisted]
Why People Mag’s Donald Trump cover was so gross. [LaineyGossip]
Lupita Nyong’o looks like a princess in Elie Saab. [Go Fug Yourself]
Isla Fisher’s dress is not “jaw-dropping.” [Popoholic]
Takeaways from Donald Trump’s 60 Minutes interview. [Pajiba]
Yeah, Kylie Jenner has implants. [Celebslam]
Recap of the Real Housewives of Atlanta. [Reality Tea]
Perfect metaphor is perfect. [The Blemish]
Oprah Winfrey got a lot of sh-t for saying this. [OMG Blog]
Billy Bush got a job offer from Breitbart News. [Wonderwall]

oliver

Cele|bitchy

“Lady Gaga had some interesting shade for Madonna this week” links

FFN_Gaga_GMA_GGFF_102116_52210213

Lady Gaga had some interesting shade for Madonna during her Beats 1 interview. Gaga claims she’s different because she “plays a lot of instruments.” [Jezebel]
Any day now, Mila Kunis. Put your feet up! [Moe Jackson]
Cobie Smulders in Alessandra Rich… this is not good. [Go Fug Yourself]
Prince Harry met a little boy with wild ginger hair. [LaineyGossip]
Justin Hartley has a really great body. [Dlisted]
Reactions from the Al Smith dinner. [Pajiba]
Jenna Dewan: the butt shot. She has such a great figure. [Popoholic]
Real Houswives accusing each other of assault and such. [Reality Tea]
Scott Eastwood dressed up like his dad for Halloween. [Wonderwall]
This vandalized statue made me LMAO. [OMG Blog]
Kim Kardashian is building a panic room. Sure. [The Blemish]

FFN_GGFF_Lady_Gaga_102016_52209814

Cele|bitchy

“Ivanka Trump agrees with her dad, you can call her a ‘piece of ass’” links

wenn20327061

Ivanka Trump agrees with her dad: it’s totally fine to call her a “piece of ass.” [Jezebel]
John Oliver eviscerates Donald Trump. Good. [Pajiba]
Does anyone care about Bruno Mars? Hm. [LaineyGossip]
Cheyenne Jackson & his husband welcomed twins! [Dlisted]
Here’s some of the fuggery from the Givenchy & LV shows. [Go Fug Yourself]
Kim Kardashian’s new security detail is pretty crazy. [TMZ]
Recap of 90 Day Fiancé. [Reality Tea]
Isla Fisher looked cute at her premiere. [Moe Jackson]
Yes, Donald Trump’s body language was so creepy. [The Blemish]
I don’t think we should describe any party as “Waco-style.” [Starcasm]
Is Calvin Harris really into Nicole Scherzinger? [Celebslam]

wenn24798132

Cele|bitchy