“Scarlett Johansson’s last two films have bombed pretty hard” links

"Rough Night" New York Premiere

Rough Night bombed, mostly because it was not a great movie. [LaineyGossip]
There’s been another terrorist attack in London, this one targeting Muslims. [Buzzfeed]
Deplorables interrupted a weekend show of Julius Caesar. [Dlisted]
While I like Rihanna’s dress, I just wish it was a blouse. [Go Fug Yourself]
A story about director Colin Trevorrow and “upward failing.” [Pajiba]
Seattle police officers killed a pregnant black woman, Charleena Lyles. [Jezebel]
Elle Fanning is morphing into her sister Dakota. [Popoholic]
Rihanna & DJ Khaled made music together. [OMG Blog]
The Duggars & the people in their orbit all really hate Catholics. [Starcasm]
Chris Hemsworth talks about his body and his diet. [Wonderwall]

"Rough Night" New York Premiere


“Ivanka Trump tweeted about Pride Month & all hell broke loose” links

Prince William arrives at BBC Broadcasting House

The LGBTQ community is not here for Precious Ivanka (read the responses on Ivanka’s Pride Month tweet, embedded below). [Pajiba]
Brad Pitt took Chris Cornell’s kids to an amusement park. [Wonderwall]
I too will watch Holly Hunter do anything. [LaineyGossip]
Fergie is no longer part of the Black Eyed Peas, just FYI. [Dlisted]
Here’s the winner of this year’s Scripps spelling bee!! [Jezebel]
Jeff Lewis’s daughter is adorable. [Starcasm]
Michelle Williams is replacing Rooney Mara. [JustJared]
I can’t wait for Rihanna to take down the Deplorables. [IDLY]
Lest the children read the word “sex” and be forever marred. [Seriously OMG WTF]
This is not a man, this is a tree. [Socialite Life]


“Michael Shannon will probably be the villain in ‘Deadpool 2′” links

Nocturnal Animals Screening

Michael Shannon will probably be the villain is Deadpool 2: Deadpoolier. [LaineyGossip]
Zac Efron does drag for Baywatch: The Movie. [Dlisted]
Kiernan Shipka is so grown up! [GoFugYourself]
Paris Jackson is living the “fabulous rich hippie” life. [Moe Jackson]
Josh Duggar got served. Literally. [Wonderwall]
Olivia Wilde’s fake bump looks like a basketball. [Popoholic]
I can’t believe they’re still doing Teen Mom OG. [Starcasm]
Here are the first few minutes of Ghost in the Shell. [JustJared]
Kara del Toro came to the premiere of Power Rangers. [IDLY]
Will you watch Raw? That’s a “nope” from me. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Ryan Gosling explains why he laughed at the Oscars. [Socialite Life]

Cate Blanchett and Richard Roxburgh's portrait unveiling


“Take a moment to appreciate Mahershala Ali at the Oscar luncheon” links

89th Oscars Nominees Luncheon 2017

Take a moment for Mahershala Ali & Naomie Harris at the Oscar luncheon. My God, Mahershala gives me all the feels. [LaineyGossip]
Jessa Duggar gave birth to another boy. [Dlisted]
I love Janelle Monae, but this is another fashion fail. [GoFugYourself]
Gigi Hadid is all about denim for some reason. [Popoholic]
Oregon zoo animals have a glorious snow day! [OMG Blog]
Did anyone expect Pink to lose weight in six weeks? [Wonderwall]
Scheana Marie & Brandi Glanville are still beefing, apparently. [Reality Tea]
This model (I won’t learn her name) is SI’s Rookie of the Year. [IDLY]
Katy Perry goes back to blonde. [Seriously OMG WTF]
So is Madonna adopting two kids from Malawi or what? [Socialite Life]

89th Oscars Nominees Luncheon 2017


“Sir Patrick Stewart will be playing Poop Emoji in ‘The Emoji Movie’” links


Sir Patrick Stewart will be the voice of the poop emoji in The Emoji Movie. [Dlisted]
Pres. Obama granted a lot of pardons & commutations. [Jezebel]
Should Brad Pitt & Halle Berry date? [LaineyGossip]
Ruby Rose’s ensemble doesn’t make much sense, but sure. [Go Fug Yourself]
Anne Hathaway in the Colossal trailer – this looks so weird. [Pajiba]
Will Queer Eye for the Straight Guy get a reboot? [OMG Blog]
Britney Spears’ new man has some drama, huh. [Wonderwall]
Here are the updates from Emperor Baby Fists’ takeover. [Buzzfeed]
OMG Gorillaz are back!!!!! [The Blemish]
These photos of Kim Kardashian are wild. [Reality Tea]
Is Scott Disick packing some major stuff in his pants? [Starcasm]



“Kylie Jenner fought with a shredder and the shredder won” links


Kylie Jenner’s dress makes no sense. [IDLY]
Lainey’s annual Chinese Zodiac advice & luck-predictions for people born in the Year of the Monkey (I’m a Horse!). [LaineyGossip]
This should have been Nick Jonas, not Joe Jonas. [Dlisted]
Vivienne Westwood has some ideas for men’s fashion. [OMG Blog]
Is Alex Pettyfer engaged to Marloes Horst? I can’t believe that’s a real name. [Wonderwall]
Ariana Grande is going to screech for Beauty and the Beast. [Buzzfeed]
Black-ish took on Donald Trump’s electoral victory. [Pajiba]
Is Prison Break coming back?! [JustJared]
Charlie Sheen is still talking sh-t. [Seriously OMG WTF]
This ferret falls in love with his first snow. [Socialite Life]



“Gabrielle Union educates clueless celebrities about ‘white girl privilege’” links


Gabrielle Union confirms once again that she calls up clueless, famous white feminists and chats with them about their oblivious white privilege. [LaineyGossip]
Adele’s talking about having another baby now that her tour’s done. [Dlisted]
Chimamanda Ngozi says we need to stop moralizing makeup. [Jezebel]
Lizzy Caplan’s Elie Saab dress doesn’t even look like Elie Saab. [Go Fug Yourself]
Donald Trump hates it when the media uses photos of his double chin. [The Blemish]
Charlotte McKinney is cleavage-y. [Popoholic]
Here’s the trailer for Martin Scorsese’s Silence. [Pajiba]
Nicole Scherzinger looks sort of tweaked, right? [Moe Jackson]
Kourtney & Khloe Kardashian planning a double-wedding? [Starcasm]
Sophie Richie is still around, I guess. [Celebslam]
One Real Housewife is against another woman choosing single motherhood. [Reality Tea]

Note: We hope everyone has a happy & peaceful Thanksgiving! We’re off on Thursday, but there will be some light posting on Friday! Enjoy your turkey, pie and GRAVY.



“John Oliver devoted last night’s episode to Donald Trump & fascism” links

Here’s John Oliver’s episode devoted to American fascism. NSFW language. [Jezebel]
Did Gwen Stefani & Blake Shelton set a wedding date? [Dlisted]
Why People Mag’s Donald Trump cover was so gross. [LaineyGossip]
Lupita Nyong’o looks like a princess in Elie Saab. [Go Fug Yourself]
Isla Fisher’s dress is not “jaw-dropping.” [Popoholic]
Takeaways from Donald Trump’s 60 Minutes interview. [Pajiba]
Yeah, Kylie Jenner has implants. [Celebslam]
Recap of the Real Housewives of Atlanta. [Reality Tea]
Perfect metaphor is perfect. [The Blemish]
Oprah Winfrey got a lot of sh-t for saying this. [OMG Blog]
Billy Bush got a job offer from Breitbart News. [Wonderwall]



“Lady Gaga had some interesting shade for Madonna this week” links


Lady Gaga had some interesting shade for Madonna during her Beats 1 interview. Gaga claims she’s different because she “plays a lot of instruments.” [Jezebel]
Any day now, Mila Kunis. Put your feet up! [Moe Jackson]
Cobie Smulders in Alessandra Rich… this is not good. [Go Fug Yourself]
Prince Harry met a little boy with wild ginger hair. [LaineyGossip]
Justin Hartley has a really great body. [Dlisted]
Reactions from the Al Smith dinner. [Pajiba]
Jenna Dewan: the butt shot. She has such a great figure. [Popoholic]
Real Houswives accusing each other of assault and such. [Reality Tea]
Scott Eastwood dressed up like his dad for Halloween. [Wonderwall]
This vandalized statue made me LMAO. [OMG Blog]
Kim Kardashian is building a panic room. Sure. [The Blemish]



“Ivanka Trump agrees with her dad, you can call her a ‘piece of ass’” links


Ivanka Trump agrees with her dad: it’s totally fine to call her a “piece of ass.” [Jezebel]
John Oliver eviscerates Donald Trump. Good. [Pajiba]
Does anyone care about Bruno Mars? Hm. [LaineyGossip]
Cheyenne Jackson & his husband welcomed twins! [Dlisted]
Here’s some of the fuggery from the Givenchy & LV shows. [Go Fug Yourself]
Kim Kardashian’s new security detail is pretty crazy. [TMZ]
Recap of 90 Day Fiancé. [Reality Tea]
Isla Fisher looked cute at her premiere. [Moe Jackson]
Yes, Donald Trump’s body language was so creepy. [The Blemish]
I don’t think we should describe any party as “Waco-style.” [Starcasm]
Is Calvin Harris really into Nicole Scherzinger? [Celebslam]



“Jean Claude Van Damme walked out of an Aussie TV interview” links

Jean Claude Van Damme had an on-camera meltdown. [Wonderwall]
People think Natalie Portman looks knocked up these days. [Popoholic]
Katy Perry calls Orlando Bloom “Lando” – which is funny. [LaineyGossip]
What is Tori Spelling wearing, for the love of God? [Dlisted]
Seth Meyers is letting his liberal bias show. Good. [Pajiba]
Chris Pine in flip-flops: would you hit it? [Go Fug Yourself]
A lot of dudes have opinions about Hillary Clinton’s voice. [Jezebel]
New teaser for American Horror Story Season 6. [OMG Blog]
Countess LuAnn: Bethenny Frankel is a terrorist. [Reality Tea]
I loved loved loved seeing all of the little girls in the room last night for Hillary Clinton’s speech. That really is what it’s about. [Buzzfeed]
Is a “jungle-themed” pageant really necessary? [Starcasm]



“Bradley Cooper & Irina Shayk were all about Wimbledon this week” links


Bradley Cooper & Irina Shayk have been at Wimbledon all week. I’m adding bonus Chiwetel Ejiofor (with his girlfriend) at Wimbledon too, for CB. [LaineyGossip]
Ciara & Russell Wilson have a post-coital glow about them. [Wonderwall]
Kylie Jenner’s company isn’t in trouble after all? [Dlisted]
Emma Watson’s latest movie made $ 70. Not $ 70 million, just $ 70. [The Blemish]
“Native American-themed weddings” are not a thing. [Starcasm]
Kendall Jenner is dating Jordan Clarkson. [ICYDK]
Is Pokemon Go really a big deal? [Buzzfeed]
Stop trying to be The Perfect Girlfriend. [XOJane]
The Spice Girls have an announcement! [Seriously OMG WTF]
Jennifer Saunders & Joanna Lumley pose for Out Mag. [Socialite Life]
I bet we’ll see a lot of these dresses at the Emmys. [Go Fug Yourself]




“Selena Gomez stopped by James Corden’s Carpool Karaoke” links

Selena Gomez did Carpool Karaoke. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Tom DeLonge quit Blink-182 to focus full-time on ufology. Ufology = the study of UFOs. He should work with Megan Fox. [Dlisted]
Nick Jonas looked leathery & comfortable at the iHeart Radio event. [LaineyGossip]
Baby Dory from Finding Dory is the best. [Buzzfeed]
Tori Spelling & Tffani Thiessen squashed their 90210 beef. [ICYDK]
Tomorrow will be Meryl Streep’s 67th birthday. [Wonderwall]
RHOOC’s Meghan Edmonds is knocked up. [Starcasm]
If your husband tells you he wants a divorce by text, you’re better off. [XOJane]
The new Suicide Squad poster looks awful. [IDLY]
Nate Berkus is so attractive. [Socialite Life]



“Lee Daniels’ formal apology to Sean Penn is sort of hilarious” links


Lee Daniels issued a hilariously passive-aggressive public apology to Sean Penn after saying Penn was a lady-abuser. [LaineyGossip]
Adam Levine & Behati Prinsloo compare baby bumps. [Dlisted]
“Call Your Squirrel Friends” is actually kind of funny. [OMG Blog]
Are you bad at feminism if you’re bad with money? [XOJane]
The Rolling Stones hate Donald Trump. [Mashable]
Caitlyn Jenner is going to pose naked, wearing only her Olympic medal. [ICYDK]
Did Vanity Fair “bully” Rumer Willis? [Wonderwall]
Elizabeth Olsen plays Musical Beers with the boys. [The Hollywood Sigh]
Lin Manuel Miranda & JJ Abrams are sort of perfect together. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Beyonce made sure her fans got what they came for. [IDLY]
Some other hotties from the Met Gala. [Socialite Life]



“Benedict Cumberbatch’s Sherlock curls are officially back in action” links

Benedict Cumberbatch’s Sherlock curls are back. [Mashable]
Is Victoria Beckham super-Photoshopped in this editorial? [Dlisted]
Father John Misty tripped balls at a Taylor Swift show. [XOJane]
Brothers pranked their sister into believing the Zombie Apocalypse was real. [The Blemish]
Do the Property Brothers’ clients get to keep the decorations? [Starcasm]
Britney Spears’ new album will happen soon. [ICYDK]
Who’s going to die this season in Game of Thrones? [Buzzfeed]
Anne Hathaway loves her baby, just FYI. [LaineyGossip]
Is Tom Cruise moving to Scientology’s English castle? [The Hollywood Sigh]
NeNe Leakes shares a “woke up like this” video. [Seriously OMG WTF]