“What have I done to my penis!”
Tila Tequila hooked up with the Mac Guy? Sure, why not. From the New York Post:
Justin Long is in a downward spiral when it comes to women. After Drew Barrymore broke up with him, Long took up with Kirsten Dunst, maintaining an on-again, off-again relationship for months with the Marie Antoinette star. But on Halloween, the “Mac Guy” hooked up with trampy bisexual Tila Tequila in Las Vegas. Spies said the two were spotted at Los Angeles airport and nightclub Noir, where Long “asked her to straddle him while making out. Eww,” our spy sniffed. A rep for Long didn’t get back to us. (Source)
How are Justin Long’s dating prospects in a “downward spiral”? Going from Kirsten Dunst to ANY other woman is a step up . . . even one that looks like her head was the inspiration for the aliens in the latest Indiana Jones movie. Besides, what fella in his right mind wouldn’t want to date a chick whose into chicks? Samantha Ronson gets a boner just thinking about it.
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Man, that presidentin' gig was hard, but it's almost finished for George W. Bush, and he's as happy to be leaving it as America is to see him go. It's an even wash. Except that Bush and his goons walk away stinking rich on war swag and a hundred other nightmare scams while everyone else is scared shitless for their future. After a recent closed-door fundraiser in St. Louis recently, former Missouri Senator John C. Danforth said Bush "seemed relieved" to be leaving office. "It was very unusual, I thought. I think it was a man who was relaxed and funny and looked as though he was about to shed this burden of the presidency. In a way, his speech seemed kind of like a valedictory. I took it as though, ‘I’ve done the best I can, I think I made the right decisions and now it’s almost over.’ ”
Less than a month after splitting up with Kirsten Dunst... Justin Long was seen introducing someone who looks like she could be his new girlfriend to his brother Christian at the 101 Cafe in Hollywood.
Geeez... this guy moves fast... we're still trying to figure out what happened with Drew!
A source inside the restaurant said Justin and the mystery girl were very affectionate and certainly looked like a couple.
Guess we'll be seeing more of her!
But can someone explain how Justin keeps landing such hot girls?
Meanwhile Kirsten Dunst says rumors she is dating Justin Long “are the funniest thing on planet Earth. I don’t know him from Adam,” she says in the October issue of Harper’s Bazaar.
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Why are stars always so afraid to admit that they're dating someone? We understand wanting privacy, so just say that - don't lie about it!
Kirsten Dunst (whom we 
Ah, the Congressional internship. Stepping-stone to a lifetime of tireless public service, or just entitled whining and constant intoxication paired with exponentially growing cynicism about the entire process. Fun! We just obtained an email from an outgoing summer intern at a Senate office that, in the words of our tipster, is "comparable only with Washington's Farewell Address." It is a "gentle reminder" that today will be this young go-getters last day at the office. It goes on to explain "the nature of democracy" and features the phrase "the noblest self-disclosure." The young intern sent the email to everyone in the damn office, of course. "Dear colleagues and respected staff members," it begins, ominously...
Orangutan Charly, the 
Bored of hair? Well, good news in the fake hair trend department, courtesy of New York mag. "Who's cutting off their shags and manes? Right now, lots of people." Lots of people besides models and actresses? Well, no. People are not actually dumb enough to believe a pixie cut is going to look cute on anyone but the youngest and most bone-structurally blessed among us. Seriously, even the most stereotypical of lesbians are beginning to be like "Um actually that is a really unflattering look for most people." [
