The Feds Are Closing In And Boy, It Sure Looks Like Jared Kushner Is Royally Fucked

Late Friday night, a report came out that Jared KushnerDonald Trump‘s son-in-law and closest White House adviser — had at least three undisclosed contacts with a Russian ambassador during and after the 2016 Presidential campaign.

Minutes before, another even more damning report had landed, too: Kushner had approached Russian envoy Sergey Kislyak about creating a top-secret back-channel for communications at the Russian consulate in New York City.

The back-channel would have allowed The Donald and his then-transition team to communicate with Vladimir Putin without being monitored by U.S. national intelligence officials.

Related: Who’s More Fucked — Kushner, Or Sean Hannity?!

As the feds close in, and the special counsel appointed to investigate Trump’s Russia ties continues to widen their probe in addition to the work the FBI is doing, it’s now becoming painfully clear: Jared Kushner is fucked.

And his defense for all this?!

Oh, wait ’til you hear his defense!

It’s this, from Kushner’s lawyer Jamie Gorelick alleging his client had no memory of any contacts of phone calls he made with the Russians in the last year:

“Mr. Kushner participated in thousands of calls in this time period. He has no recollection of the calls as described. We have asked (Reuters) for the dates of such alleged calls so we may look into it and respond, but we have not received such information.”

Wait, what?!

Not only is Kushner going with the played out “oh wait I don’t remember” defense — which is painfully stupid — he’s now asking journalists to do his work for him?!

Please.

Related: Fox News Host Bob Beckel Fired Over ‘Insensitive Remark To An African-American Employee’

But aside from Kushner and his lawyer, who obviously live in a fantasy land, the rest of the world knows the hammer might just be about to drop on the baby-faced White House wannabe.

And whether criminal charges come or not, Kushner may not be long for politics.

Susan Hennessy, a national security fellow at the Brookings Institution and a former NSA lawyer, said:

“Hard to fully convey the gravity of this. Unthinkable Kushner could stay in the White House.”

And Bob Deitz, an NSA and CIA veteran who has worked for multiple administrations, added:

“Good grief. This is serious. This is a big problem for the President.”

Ya think?!

Jared… you’re fucked.

[Image via IPA/WENN.]

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Mama Who?! Mama June Shannon Looks COMPLETELY Different After Incredible Weight Loss Transformation! See The Final Results HERE!

This is amazing!!!

We knew, obviously, that Mama June Shannon had been undergoing a serious exercise regimen to lose weight, but what came out of it — the final product, as revealed last night on her new show — is INCREDIBLE!!!

So incredible, in fact, that her own children had trouble recognizing her!!!

Related: Other Celebs Who Have Undergone HUGE Weight Loss!

Drawing comparisons to Marilyn Monroe from her daughter Alana ‘Honey Boo Boo’ Thompson, Mama June looks completely different and we are absolutely LOVING IT!!!

Courtesy of a shoot for WEtv and PEOPLE Magazine, ch-ch-check out Mama June’s new look (below)!!!

Yesss!!!!!

Related: Honey Boo Boo Promotes Her Mom’s New Show In New York

And the reactions on her show, Mama June: From Not To Hot, are even better!!!

Ch-ch-check out a highlight from the show last night (below)!!!

#MamaJune has officially gone #FromNotToHot 🎉❤️😍🔥🎊A post shared by wetv (@wetv) on Mar 31, 2017 at 7:04pm PDT

So amazing!!!

Good for Mama June!

She looks AMAZING!!!

[Image via People.]

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GQ Men of the Year Awards in Madrid: Cindy Kimberly Looks Like A Young Angelina Jolie!

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News; Samantha Gradoville, Cindy Kimberly, Toni Garrn I hate to say this, but Cindy Kimberly is the chick that Justin Bieber Instagram’d to his nearly 50 million followers last December simply asking, ‘OMG who is this!’ along with a photo of a very young-looking chick. When Justin posted her photo, Cindy was just 17. The young
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“Zac Efron wears almost nothing & looks chilly on the beach” links

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Zac Efron wore nude underwear to film Dirty Grandpa. The rear view is sweet. [Evil Beet]
Rosie O’Donnell & Michelle Rounds‘ divorce is getting ugly. [Dlisted]
Jeremy Renner sang a dumb song about superpowers. [LaineyGossip]
Seriously, stop hitting on the drive-thru employees at McDonald’s. [Buzzfeed]
Nene Leakes is tired of all the drama and arguing. [Reality Tea]
Shia LaBeouf thinks he’s a lumberjack now. Art. [A Socialite Life]
Bobbi Kristina Brown‘s boyfriend, Nick Gordon, left rehab. [Starcasm]
Dudes are using eggplants to censor their units on Instagram. [OMG Blog]
Zendaya‘s outfit has more buttons than Duchess Kate‘s closet. [Go Fug Yourself]
Kate Upton‘s street style took a turn for the worse. [Moe Jackson]
Olivia Munn‘s floral jumpsuit is loud and screamy. [Popoholic]
Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth might be a thing again. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Hilaria Baldwin takes Carmen for a walk. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

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Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet

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Zoe Saldana & Marco Perego Leave The Twins At Home For Some Much Needed Alone Time — And The Actress Looks FAB!

Well, well, well, fancy seeing you two out and about!

Zoe Saldana and Marco Perego were spotted without their twins Bowie and Cy early on Thursday, while shopping at Bel Bamini in Los Angeles!

This outing is definitely not a doctor’s appointment — more like a #TreatYoSelf day!

[ Related: Zoe, Marco & Their Twins Get Bombard By The Paps ]

The actress and her significant other must’ve needed some alone time, after all, they are new parents!

Not to mention the fact that it’s definitely much harder to go shopping when you have babies attached to your body!

LOLz!

It’s only been two months after the birth of her kids, and Zoe looks like she’s in tip-top shape! Killing it, momma!

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

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“Kathryn Bigelow’s ‘Zero Dark Thirty’ looks really, really good” links

First full-length trailer for Kathryn Bigelow’s Zero Dark Thirty (the Bin Laden movie). It looks… ah… I got chills. [Pajiba]
Blake Lively, Penny Lively-Reynolds, and The Ring. [LaineyGossip]
Paul Ryan with Joe Biden’s hair = horror movie villain. [Gawker]
Ethan Hawke & Katie Holmes are neighbors! [Pop Sugar]
Dear Stacy Keibler: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! [Go Fug Yourself]
Celebs reacted to the Paul Ryan-Joe Biden debate. [A Socialite Life]
Miranda Kerr in a busted blonde wig (with extra bangs) = awful. [Yeeeah]
Justin Bieber did an anti-bullying PSA. [Evil Beet]
Kourtney Kardashian’s butt crack. [Celebslam]
Madonna’s wax figure looks like a Naomi Watts-Britney hybrid. Right? [ICYDK]
Nelly travels with heroin, weed and a gun. For real. [The Blemish]
Kirstie Alley has nightmares about getting fat again. Cough. [Amy Grindhouse]
Matt Damon talks about his grey hair, and I swear to God, my biscuit went, “PLEASE can I have him right now, roughly against the table?” [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Stacey Dash has found the elixir of youth. Bitch is 46! [Moe Jackson]
Salma Hayek is trying out the worst bangs ever. [Popoholic]
Conan O’Brien took his daughter to Ireland! Aw. [Starcasm]
The new trailer for Django Unchained! [IDLYITW]
Audio of the Cracken’s call to TMZ. [Dlisted]

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Eric Dane Pokes Around LA Book Store

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Eric Dane left wife Rebecca Gayheart and daughter Billie at home to spend some quality time shopping solo for a good read. Take a close look at the selection that McSteamy was perusing! We’ve heard of the Hokey Pokey but …

Looks like Angelina thinks Mr. Dane is delicious, too! Who knew a simple trip to the bookstore could be this eventful?

Loves it!