For a while now, we've been asking readers to submit pictures and answers to a couple of questions that serve to answer the question: Who Is the Whitest Kid You Know? There are a couple frontrunners including Angela C., a goth teenager with white pancake makeup and our inbox is filled with kind of generically white preppy dudes. But this is a contest, (the winner gets roundtrip tickets and accommodations to Portland, OR, statistically the whitest city in America) and so we needed someone to elevate the play. Cory Choy, a Korean-American, did just that. He even included a picture of himself with Diplomats rapper Freaky Zeeky as a means of contrast.
1. What is a French Cuff, as it pertains to denim?I haven't purchased a shirt since sixth grade, and unfortunately
promotional tee shirts don't come equipped with cuffs, French or
otherwise.2. What is your favorite Lil' Wayne lyric?
After reviewing Lil Wayne lyrics on google and consulting a few
rapper clients, I've decided on this lyric: "I oozed it in her coochie
when she got in my Ja'causezi" It's the most socially redeeming.3. Fairfield or Greenwich, and why?
Fairfield Virginia?
Think you or someone you know can outwhite Cory Choy? Send your nominations to whitestkidcontest@gawker.com