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It was a paparazzi dream come true when Victoria Beckham and Gwen Stefani met up with their kids yesterday for Los Angeles playdate.
The former Spice Girl grabbed her boys, Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz, and headed over to the Color Me Mine pottery studio to meet the “Hella Good” mommy, who managed to sneak past the shutterbugs with her sons Kingston and Zuma.
It wasn't made up! Tinsley Mortimer does talk in weird, nonsensical sentences about strange things, like I imagine her to. New York magazine caught up with the socialite at the Takashi Murakami celebration at the Brooklyn Museum last night, and managed to get some choice quotes out of her, mostly about funny little Japanese things. Find some quotes after the jump. (Also, a personal vindication/hideous embarrassment: this was sent directly to me, and not to "tips." People are catching on.)
On her outfit for the evening:
I thought, I need to wear a lot of color. I'm sick of it being freezing. It's been teasing me every day. And now it's freezing again, though it wasn't the day before.On Murakami's work:
I'm obsessed with everything in here. I want it all. I like the Japanimation sculptures, those anime creatures come to life. I love Japanimation. I love Sailor Moon. She, like, spins and glows light or something.On there possibly being an anime character of her in Japan, where she's very popular:
Wow. I'm sure there's not. But I'd definitely like to have some superpower. Maybe I could snap my fingers and be instantly dressed in a pink poofy dress, and my hair would be automatically curled, since it's naturally straight. Snap my fingers and my hair would be curled. That's a great superpower. It might not change the world, but it would help me a lot. The hair takes some time.On Guadalupe (her maid) and clouds:
I went outside yesterday and I was very tired but also happy because I could see a cloud that looked like my old hamster, Tim Daniels. He was named after one of daddy's tennis friends who liked to go see musicals and sometimes he would take me and Dabney to get ice cream cones and I'd always spill but Tim Daniels would say it's ok. He had a nice friend that he lived with named Arthur Meckleburg. We named our iguana Arthur Meckleburg. I was looking at the cloud for a while and then Guadalupe said 'Meez Tinsley, you have been outside for hours!' So I laughed and she made me some fishsticks and then I cried for a while and then she taught me how to do her Mexi-Dancing. It was a great birthday.
(OK, that last one's not real.)
Oh. My. God. Tinsley Mortimer, famed New York socialite and personal hero of mine (sort of), may be cobbling together some sort of reality show. Guest Of A Guest got a tip that this casting notice is referring to the blonde dynamo. The casting calls for "the nations [sic] most ambitious, driven, stylish and socially conscious young debutantes of pedigree from all over the country [looking] to propel your careers, social standing, and your causes onto the world stage with New York's reigning socialite princess." Could this be Tinz?? Is she still reigning? Is there some other be-Chooed teeterer that has knocked her off the throne? We will, of course, keep you pathetically, desperately updated. Woot! [GOaG] After the jump a very important (i.e. fake) quote from Ms. Mortimer.
When I heard that I was doing a reality show I was lying in my bathtub on the third floor wearing my rain slicker and thinking about sea lions. One time at the Sea World zoo I got in a fight with a sea lion because he was very mean to me and I don't like that. I think that must be why I wanted to do a reality show, you know? So people will be nice to me who aren't Guadalupe (she made me tacos today with peanut butter and jelly in them and they were sooo good!) I wonder if Kristian will help me with the reality show because he is a gay person and they know a lot about TV shows and unicorns. But he is probably busy with his work with the beep boops down at the Port Authority. I would like a unicorn. Do you know what time it is? I think it's midnight. I miss the bathtub.