Great news for Obama: "Majority of Allegheny prostitutes are on the Democratic side." This is a fantastic piece of investigative journalism by the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review. See, they found 675 people convicted of prostitution-related crimes and then looked up their voter registration information. Look what else they discovered:
The Illinois senator also has the advantage with local 'johns' — 72 percent go Democratic. And convicted pimps: Four out of every five register Democratic. And for the most special of special interest groups — male transvestite hookers — they're batting a thousand for Dems, albeit in drag.
Ha ha ha, marginalized members of society support Democrats! Breaking!
Majority of Allegheny prostitutes are on the Democratic side [Trib p.m.]
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