British Airways has banned Naomi Campbell from flying with them ever again. Whatever happens in the courts, BA doesn’t want or need Naomi’s business. Naomi’s spokes-idiot said they hoped to resolve this issue, “Naomi has been flying with BA for nearly 30 years and has been a good customer. She hopes this can be resolved amicably.”
“Amicable” in Naomi-talk means she’s going to rip out their throats with her bare hands if they don’t comply.
The supermodel berated Airways staff members and spat in a policeman’s face when a bag of hers was deemed too heavy to check. A source for the airline said. “Banning her will send out a worldwide signal that such behavior is totally unacceptable.”
But rival airline Virgin Airlines has stepped in to save the day for Naomi, maybe. There ambiguos spokes-idiot, “Any decision regarding her future travel with us would depend on the outcome of any court proceedings.”
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