• If I was Lady Gaga’s boyfriend, I’d hate her too. [IDLYITW]
• Irina Shayk is topless. But not real topless. Advertising campaign topless. Site NSFW. [Drunken Stepfather]
• Selita Ebanks does FHM. [Yeeeah]
• Matthew Broderick is good corporate shill. [Evil Beet]
• Gabriel Aubry feels like he’s living in a police state. [Celebitchy]
• Hey, everyone, look how tough Carey Hart is. [Celebslam]
• Taylor Swift’s next album is dedicated entirely to Jake Gyllenhaal. [The Superficial]
• Prachi Desai is in Maxim. [GCeleb]

The Blemish

Despite being produced by The Soup, 90% of people still look at this, squint and wonder, “Not sure if serious.”

• Having sex with your iPad is now possible with the Fleshlight attachment. [Bossip]
• Demi Moore got herself another young side piece. [Celebitchy]
• Weeping into a woman’s arms is not the best pick-up line, Andy Dick. [Celebslam]
• Kate Middelton has a grainy bikini pic. (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
• Joan Rivers owns Chelsea Handler. [IDLYITW]
• Do-gooder Selena Gomez raises a lot of money for UNICEF. [Celebs]
• Kanye West hits Harrolds. [MoeJackson]
• Attending Joe Paterno’s memorial service will only cost you $ 99,000. [Busted Coverage]
• The day Madonna wins an Oscar is the day all the Oscar nominees die in a plane crash. [Dlisted]
• Madonna will dance the Black Swan. [The Superficial]
• Being vegan gave Jason Mraz super sex powers. [Daily Fix]
• One more video from Family Feud where the most common answer to what a co-pilot holds during a flight was “his schlong.”

The Blemish

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• Vanessa Simmons and her pretty party girl posse get slizzy. I don’t know what any of those words mean. [Bossip]
• Even Miley thinks her tattoos are retarded. She was seen leaving a tattoo laser removal center. [The Superficial]
• Hailee Steinfeld’s Miu Miu ad gets banned for being “irresponsible.” [Holy Moly]
• Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was an ugly duckling like every other famous person. [Celebitchy]
• Beyonce is too hot for that retro fan. [Hollywood Rag]
• Candice Swanepoel for Rag & Bone. [Yeeeah]
• Vida Guerra, somehow still clinging to fame, in FHM. [GCeleb]
• Jenny McCarthy wants Jim Carrey back. [Evil Beet]
• 36 hot chicks and their favorite Thanksgiving dishes. [Busted Coverage]
• Does anyone care who won Dancing With the Stars? I just watched for the train wrecks. [MoeJackson]
• Who’s going to buy a Twilight replica wedding dress? [TDW]

The Blemish

• Punky Brewster talks about her hot tub meeting with Michael Jackson [Celebitchy]
• Nick Lachey is cursed. [Celebslam]
• Vanessa Hudgens hides the pudge. [Drunken Stepfather]
• Adrianne Curry knows what makes a picture. [IDLYITW]
• Michelle Williams as Marilyn Monroe. [Celebs]
• Megan Fox slightly fuller on the set of This is 40. [MoeJackson]
• Raiders release grandma cheerleader into the wild. [Busted Coverage]
• Kris Jenner expected Christina Aguilera and Jennifer Lopez to play for fre at Kim’s wedding. [The Superficial]
• Sports Illustrated now has more nipples. [Daily Fix]

The Blemish

The hunt is over. According to the White House, Osama Bin Laden was “killed by U.S. forces in a mansion outside the Pakistani capital of Islamabad along with other family members.”
Leave it up to Fox news to make the news bittersweet. (via TDW)

UPDATE: Her current and former co-stars are reacting to the news on Twitter.
Steve Burton Tweeted: “Hello everyone, most of you have heard the horrible and awful news about Becky. My heart breaks as I even have to tweet this. One of the best and most beautiful actresses that has been on this show. Beside that, she’s a friend and that hurts. Some show will be lucky to have her. May god bless them through this transition.
Much luv to Michael and Becky.”

Greg Vaughn Tweeted: I’ve just heard the news & respectfully wish becky all the love & peace over time! Once the dust settles, dust off & embrace those whom stand before u with deep love everyday & night! We love you, The Vaughan’s.

Kelly Monaco Tweeted: “So sad and devastated by the loss of Becky, an amazingly talented woman, from the GH cast. It makes me worry about the future of Daytime.