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Nicollette Sheridan bikini pics! (Malibu - 10/5)
I know it has nothing to do with these Nicollette Sheridan bikini pics, but as I type this, the Dow is down 700 points, “rallying” 100 or so points from the day’s low. Turns out hookers and blow were the better investment. I fucking told you.
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Could Nicollette Sheridan look any more fierce in this foto? The Desperate Housewives star wore a stunning ice blue dress for dinner at Datana’s restaurant yesterday in West Hollywood, California. Nicollette ate with a female friend. All that dressing up, and no man around to appreciate it? Oh, wait. There’s always our cameras there to love you.

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Nicollette Sheridan is set to return to hit TV show Desperate Housewives after seemingly being written out of the show at the end of the fourth series.
The actress was seen suddenly packed her bags and rode her convertible off into the sunset without a word about if she would (or would not) ever return at the second from the last show of the fourth season.
But word now is Sheridan is set to reappear on Wisteria Lane in the forthcoming season after being asked to reprise her role as blonde temptress Edie Britt in the series. How can this be? Rumor is that Desperate Housewives will adopt a “flash-forward” Lost-like narrative device. And it has been revealed that Sheridan’s character, who is notoriously unlucky in love, will be getting a new romantic interest, to be played by new cast member Neal McDonough.
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TMZ.com: Plumply-lipped Nicollette Sheridan doesn't have to pay for paparazzi protection -- she'll just pluck some off the streets!The "Desperate Housewife" was on Bedford Blvd. in Beverly Hills today -- and in no mood to answer TMZ's questions about her... Read more
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I want that one photo of Nicolette Sheridan for my wall. The one of her in the floppy white hat, with the saggy boobies. Staring out at St. Barts with disgust. Gorgeous! Nicollette and her boyfriend Michael Bolton returned from annoying the natives of St. Barts on Saturday. They stayed at the Hotel Taiwana, and the employees there were over them. Edie and Assclown were reportedly always trying to get money taken off their room and rental fees. And drove the staff crazy because Mike's a vegetarian and St. Bart's is a vacation capital not some agrarian farm collective for broke-down troubadors. They were so bad that the workers were telling their friends that they were a "bloody nightmare". What do you mean, looking for deals? Nicollette might not make much dough for her pretty much semi-recurring role on "Desperate Housewives" but doesn't pantywetting old ladies make Bolton a bunch of dough?
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Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online/ PacificCoastNewsOnline.com
More photos of Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton on vacation in St. Barts after the jump.
When you’re rich and famous, getting married is less about the budget and more about where to tie the knot. And Nicollette Sheridan can’t wait to find the perfect spot to marry her fiancé, Michael Bolton.
Apparently the location of the wedding is the only aspect holding things up. The Desperate Housewives actress told press, “We haven’t decided where, and as soon as we make that decision it will happen very quickly.”

I remember as a child the Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson being embroiled in a toe sucking scandal, and thinking, “ew, gross, why would you want to suck on someone’s toe?” This is mostly because I myself have disgusting feet, and in Australia it is freakin’ hot so your feet are all sweaty, which is why it surprised me to see these pictures of Sting licking his wife’s feet during a Sydney summer.
Docked in Sydney harbour on a hired yacht costing £17,500 a day, Sting gently raised Trudie Styler’s left leg to his mouth - and sucked her toes.
The Police singer, whose personal life has been surrounded by rumours of tantric sex and swingers’ parties, also found time to massage her feet as she reclined on a sunlounger.
Now the Tantric sex and swinging I can understand, but licking feet in the hot Aussie summer is gross. That’s probably why he stopped licking and started massaging her feet instead.
Nicollette Sheridan is also involved in a little toe love - sucking on fiance Michael Bolton’s toes. Check out the pictures if you can stomach it.
Why do we indulge in these public displays of affection? Do feet taste good after being in salty beach water? Do other people not find feet gross? Since I’m on living in the heat right now (it’s 43 degrees celsius, or 109 Fahrenheit today) my feet are pretty manky and sweaty. I asked my husband if he fancied a little toe sucking, but he declined.
Picture note by Celebitchy: Here are Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton in St. Barts on 12/27 and 12/28, thanks to Splash News.

Nicollette Sheridan in St. Bart’s (12/27)
I’m using the rest of the day today to catch up on the roughly trillion bikini pics that were just released. You may want to take a half day or feign illness or something to get home early to the privacy of your dark windowless basement *wink*. Rickets. Tell your boss you have rickets. I’m not exactly sure what it is but it sounds like a bastard.
CLICK HERE for 16 more Nicollette Sheridan bikini pics after the jump…

Rraooww. Look at Michael Bolton ignoring all that oiled cougar flesh upended in his old face! Here's Nicolette Sheridan and fiance Michael Bolton lounging around St. Barthelemy. Nic's spreading tan grease over every surface imaginable and getting her frolic on whilst Michael Bolton ignores her completely. What gives? Sure, she's 100 but she's looking good for an older type. In fact, I watched the episode of "Desperate Housewives" when the tornado attacked the street and Nic Sheridan's the best-looking broad on that show. In fact, the best part of the show was watching her run her cougar ass around to beat Eve Longoria at her own game and Felicity Huffman's cry of anguish when she thought she lost her husband Gay Matt from "Melrose Place" and the kids. And yes, Nic's got it over on Eva Longoria. Eva Longoria's irritating and might be a ladyboy. We're not sure yet.
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Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online
12 more photos of Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton hanging out on the beach after the jump.
When you’re rich and famous, where to spend the holidays has more to do with preference than with budget. And this year, Michael Bolton and his fiancé Nicolette Sheridan decided that an island holiday would tickle their fancy.
The Balladeer and his Desperate Housewife companion flew out to St. Barts for Christmas, spending the day yesterday swimming in the ocean and basking on the island’s beautiful beaches.
That’s Michael Bolton and Nicollette Sheridan celebrating Christmas on the Caribbean island of St. Barts yesterday. I guess she looks decent for a 44-year-old, I don’t know, chicks over ~17ish aren’t really my thing. Way too independent once they get that driver’s license.
CLICK HERE for 6 more pics of Nicollete Sheridan and Michael Bolton after the jump…

There’s something in the water on the Desperate Housewives set – fertility drugs. Nicolette Sheridan is rumoured to be pregnant, and Eva Longoria would like to be.
The actress, who is married to basketball star Tony Parker, is ready to walk away from Wisteria Lane and start a family.
She said: “I’ve always loved the idea of having lots of children. If I’m around any baby, I’m like, ‘Aaaaahhhh, babies!’“I was pretty ambitions when I moved to Hollywood and I succeeded. But now I’ve found new ambitions - I want to work, I want to be a great wife and I want to have children. This is a new chapter in my life. I will be very sad to go but I’ll have more time to do movies.”
While Eva may love babies, perhaps she hasn’t spent a lot of time around them. She won’t have time to do more movies, as she won’t have time to do more anything! Although I guess she means that while she won’t have a permanent job she could do more movies than television as movie only films for a few months, which is not as long as you need to commit to a successful TV series. Or it could mean she’s going to get a good nanny or two.
Eva says in the same interview that on days off from the Desperate Housewives set she often flies to Texas, makes husband Tony Parker breakfast, lunch and dinner, than flies back to work. Which is kind of sweet, although I can never imagine myself becoming domestic enough to fly from Los Angeles to Texas to make food. They must still be in the honeymoon period of their relationship – give it two years and they’ll be fighting over who’s turn it is to cook.
Rumours are rampant that Nicollette Sheridan and fiancé Michael Bolton are expecting a baby, Nicollette denies that she is pregnant.
That Eva just wants the publicity that goes along with pregnancy and a baby. She’s probably annoyed that no one is paying attention to her after her over-the-top wedding.
Picture note by celebitchy: Here’s Eva shopping on 10/21/07, thanks to Splash News.
Cute pictures of the Desperate Housewives working it together. As we mentioned in a previous post here, Nicollette Sheridan is rumored to be pregnant with fiancé Michael Bolton’s baby. Supposedly Nicollette tried to make motherhood teachers out of her co-stars, Felicity and Marcia, by plying them with questions about pregnancy.


According to new reports, Nicollette Sheridan is pregnant with fiancé Michael Bolton’s baby. Friends claim the Desperate Housewives star, 43, is expecting her first child as she plans her wedding to the 54-year-old singer.
An insider says, “She’s absolutely glowing and her pregnancy is the buzz of the Desperate Housewives set.”
I am kind of skeptical but stay tuned!
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Filming of her hit show Desperate Housewives has been halted since a shutdown on Tuesday due to the writer’s strike, which has no end in sight.
Nonetheless, Eva Longoria still plans on staying connected with her co-stars during time away from the set.

There are a few things in life that are truly horrifying. War, famine, crime, and the thought of Michael Bolton reproducing. Seriously, do not argue with me, you know it’s an utterly horrifying thought. That hair? On a baby? Although it could be downright pretty on an eight-year-old. But that eight-year-old would still be the product of a father who thought it looked good on a 40-year-old man, and that’s just not cool. The other horrifying thought? That kid having Nicollette Sheridan’s over-arched evil eyebrows. With aforementioned long wavy Michael Bolton hair. I wish I were one of those fancy digital artists so I could do a rendering of what I imagine this creature might look like.
Nicollette Sheridan is pregnant with fiancé Michael Bolton’s baby, according to new reports. Friends claim the Desperate Housewives star, 43, is expecting her first child as she plans her wedding to the 54-year-old singer.
An insider says, “She’s absolutely glowing and her pregnancy is the buzz of the set.”
Reports suggest Sheridan gave castmates the big hint she was expecting when she started asking her co-stars, Teri Hatcher, Marcia Cross and Felicity Huffman all about motherhood and pregnancy.
The source explains, “She kept asking Felicity and Marcia about how the pregnancy would change her appearance and if it would make her hair thinner.”
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Well that’s a lovely little thought to warm your heart during the weekend, huh? Seriously, despite the mocking, if it’s true, congrats to them both. If the writer’s strike goes on long enough, they can film a “reality” episode of “Desperate Housewives” where Edie gives birth –you don’t need writers for that dialogue.
Picture note by Jaybird: Here’s Nicollette at the “Beowulf” Los Angeles Premiere on Monday. There are over 20 photos of her on PRPhotos throughout the night, and she has her hands clasped in front of her stomach like that in every single picture. I think she’s trying to hide an early baby bump. Images thanks to PR Photos.

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