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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz welcomed a 7 lbs, 11 oz, 20.5 inches long son on Thursday according to Us Weekly.
"Proud new parents Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz welcomed new son, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, late this evening," the rep tells Us. "Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!"
Bronx Mowgli, another stupid name for a celebrity kid. But it is better than the rumored name they had for him…Joe Jr. addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fseriouslyomg.com%2F%3Fp%3D9724'; addthis_title = 'Ashlee+Simpson+has+her+Fall+Out+Boy%21'; addthis_pub = 'seriously';
Proving once and for all that no one should ever, under any circumstances, allow Perez Hilton anywhere near themselves, the suspiciously slimmed-down celebrity blogger was on the Howard Stern radio program this morning giving some dirty dish about musician of sorts John Mayer. Mrs. Hilton revealed that Mayer, 
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Times restaurant critic (and the man I'd fourth most like to have lunch with before I go to London) Frank Bruni (first, Baryshnikov; second, my boss Choire; third, my own father) likes himself some Ssam Bar as best restaurant of 2007 (though as 
Sophie's, that dive bar on E. 5th Street that never carded and where I once made out drunkenly on the pool table with a woman who, at the time, I was convinced was Catherine Keener but in fact was just this girl who lived on the floor below me in my dorm , is closing in the New Year. Boo! [
Wealthy unicorn-loving rainbow-surfer Jeffrey Chodorow is closing his fishtastic venture WIld Salmon at the end of the month. Why? Well, it was swimming upstream from the start. (Zing!) Though the fish actually wasn't all that bad, the concept was fatally flawed. Like Chodorow, the restaurant was oversized, lacked nuance and ultimately was unpalatable. [
As the world begins to look increasingly like a Terry Gilliam film, it's becoming difficult for women of a certain class to be massaged, coddled and waxed in public by women of a usually much lower class. Once oases of relaxation, now spas are riddled with "haughty employees [who] enforce strict policies about clients' behavior.. appointments [that] have to be confirmed a day ahead, or else." Etiquette! Confirmation! Quelle horreur! But there is a solution.
The elusive Belgian 
The Garden State is one step closer to sewing up the title of 
After we escaped the stultifying 
Hey! Doree here! Did you forget that today is my