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Showing off her sexy curves, Beyonce Knowles was spotted spending the day at the beach on Friday (October 3).
The “Irreplaceable” songstress smiled as she walked along the shoreline surrounded by security personnel, sporting a colorful two-piece bikini with a bright orange and white sarong tied around her waist.
Elisabetta Canalis is an Italian model and TV presenter and apparently she’s in movies. She must be up for an award because we all know that the big stars always appear in skimpy bathing suits. I don’t know where I was going with this. I’ll just let you look at the pictures because let’s face it, you’ve probably skipped right over this shit, and if you didn’t then you’ve learned a valuable lesson. Reading is for chumps.
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Elisabetta in a bikini
This hot vixen is Italian TV personality Elisabetta Canalis. She spent the 4th of July on the beaches of Miami making all the other women jealous. Some of you may say that Elisabetta is too thin but I think she’s just right. You can take her out to eat and you won’t have to worry about her picking off all your fries. Try doing that with Vida Guerra. That hungry beast will start chewing on your arm.
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Caroline D’Amore took her bony ass to get waxed recently because that swimsuit is awfully small around the crotchal region if you know what I mean. Who the hell is Caroline D’Amore? She’s one of those chicks who live in LA that don’t do anything because their dads have loads of money. She also enjoys waxng herself and showing a little “toe” on the beach.
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That is hilarious
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When you think about skinny chicks with amazing bodies, who do you think of? Marisa Miller? Alessandra Ambrosio? Those are good choices but you should probably start putting Melissa Satta up there because this woman’s body is nuts. You know what else you should think about? Not wearing socks with sandals. What’s up with that shit? Did you change your mind about wearing shoes after you put your socks on and were too lazy to take them off, or did you do that on purpose?
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Adele Silva and her less attractive friend can be laughing about one of these 4 options. Let’s see if you can figure out which one.
Think you guessed right? Well who cares. I’m still pissed about option 3.
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Mya and her big ass hit the beach
Porn Stars to the rescue!
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Pornstars are fun because they act like whores and don’t wear alot of clothes. Then they act all crazy and sexy because they crave the attention. The best part is that you can always see then doing the nasty whenever you like. Imagine if you could do that with any woman you meet. I don’t know how many women I could date if they’ve all had “loads dropped” on them. Anyway, here’s the skeezers!
BONUS POINTS: If you recognize at least 3 of these women by name, you are a perv. (I knew 4 of them)
Mya really hasn’t been relevant for a while. So of course with all her free time, why not hit the beach in Barbados. Why is it Barbados the place to be if you’re a singer. Rihanna, Mariah Carey, Mya, they all go there. It’s weird because you don’t see Michael Bolton hanging on the beaches of Barbados. I forgot where I was going with this but it probably involved an idiotic joke. I’ll spare you.
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One of the best parts about bikini season is the bevy of big breasted bimbos that flock to the beaches to try and get noticed. They hope this can launch them into an illustrious acting career, but in reality they end up filming a porno in the back of a van. Since Natalia Bush is from Italy, she has no knowledge of this “van sex”. Van Sex Ahoy!
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More Italian Broads on the Beach
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I’m assuming Elisabetta Gregoraci is Italian because of her name. I dont know what the deal is but I’ve been seeing alot of hot Italian women in bikinis lately and it’s making me wonder what the hell is going on over there. Maybe the Derek Hail staff needs to take a trip over there and do some research. By that of course I mean put my penis in many Italian women. You know, for scientific purposes only of course.
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Thank You Brazil once again for giving us hot supermodels. Anna Beatriz-Barros reminds us that even though Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima are both long gone, one being pregnant and the other being engaged, that there will always be a steady stream of supermodels coming up from the south. Now, if only just one of them would come and have sex with me that would make my day.
Oksana Andersson is the wife of a soccer player so of course she’s got to have huge fake boobs and love to go topless on the beach and make all the guys jealous. I don’t understand why soccer players are getting all these hot women. I used to play soccer and I had no groupies. Granted, I was 6 years old but still, a few fans would have been nice.
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Removed from the list of celebrity presenters at Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday celebration, model Naomi Campbell decided to take avantage of her suddenly open schedule with a trip to the French Riviera.
On Saturday morning (June 28), the fiery catwalk queen was spotted arriving at the Club 55 beach in St Tropez with boyfriend, Brazilian entrepreneur Marcus Elias.
Everytime I see Colleen McLoughlin in a bikini, it’s always blue. It’s a pretty useless observation but she’s pretty useless so… You know what else is useless? The Wendys 99 cent Menu. You always end up spending like 6 or 7 bucks ordering from that thing anyway. Extra Fries? Extra Burger? Sure, it’s only 99 cents more. Jesus, I’m a fat ass.
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I know this is totally off topic and random, but I stumbled upon a gallery of women dressed up like Wonder Woman. Luckily there are no fat chicks dressed up and most of the women are pretty attractive. It’s rare that you don’t find a fatty thrown in there. Fattys love to dress up in sexy outfits. I don’t know why or how they even FIND costumes in sizes like that, but they love it. Let’s put an end to Fattys in small outfits. It’s time.
Check out the Wonder Woman Gallery here.
Jesica Cirio has got a tough life. She has to walk around runways with barely any clothes on while old guys check out her ass and yell obscenities at her. Now, she’s forced to hear cyber cat calls from the likes of perverts like you. What has Jesica done to deserve this aside from have a spectacular ass? Nothing. This is just what happens when there is nothing interesting going on.
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Paloma Fiuza is from Brazil, the land of plenty when it comes to beautiful women. There is something in the air down there because you can walk down the street and see supermodels in everyday clothes. You also see penis eating trolls, but with the good you have to accept the bad. Speaking of good, here are an unnecessary amount of pictures where Paloma frolics in a thong.
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Another plump behind goes for a walk on the beach as summer quickly apporaches. This time it’s attatched to Alicia Douvall. She’s one of those British Glamour models who takes her top off for a living. It’s a noble career choice, right up there with Head Burger Maker at Wendy’s. Once you make it to Head Burger Maker, you know you’ve arrived. They give you a big button that says so.
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Now some pointless MILF ass
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There’s really no reason to show you pictures of Alessia Marcuzzi. She’s an ex-model who’s boning an english football player and that’s about it, but it’s a slow day and there isn’t anything going on so that is exactly what I will do. Enjoy the MILF ass spectacular!
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Danity Kane is an interesting group of women. On one hand they have crazy good bodies, on the other If I had to pick one of them I don’t know which it would be. Do you pick the short sassy one with no curves? Do you pick the blonde with big boobs but a face like she’s over 40? Do you pick the black chick who’s face sometimes looks like a man? Tough choice…
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Gemma Atkinson’s career is pretty straightforward.
Step 1 - Stay Hot.
Step 2 - Wear a Bikini.
Step 3 - Hook up with famous football players.
That’s pretty much it. She’s mad a whole career by following those three steps. Keeley Hazel has done the same thing, only she goes topless. Keeley also gave us a sex tape. Granted, the quality wasn’t that great but it was still a nice effort. Take notes Gemma. It’s the thought that counts.
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Who knew Sarah McLachlan had a pretty decent body for a mom? Ive only really heard a few of her songs and they were ok but I couldn’t imagine buying a whole cd of her stuff, mostly because I’m a dude. Ladies, if you walked into a guy’s apartment and found a few Sarah McLachlan cd’s lying around would you stay? Seems like a red flag to me. A red flag with rainbow stripes on it.
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Bianca Gascoigne gives us a bikini booty lineup as she welcomes summer. This is what living in a beach town is all about. Each year, bikini clad women hit the beach and sun themselves. Sometimes those “women” are the size of small restaurants (and smell the same), but you take the good with the bad. It’s just like used car shopping. No wait. It’s nothing like that.
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With a name like Laura Vandervoot, I would think this chick would be wearing a top hat and monocle, but instead she’s flashing me her ass in a bikini. I think she’s doing some kind of photoshoot because I see cameras and no beach. I think there might be a boat involved too. I’m also sure there is a fair amount of chub action going on with the crew as well.
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Not gonna lie here, I have no clue who Blake Lively is or even why she’s famous, but here she is in a bikini. You see, I don’t need a reason to post a hot chick in a bikini, especially when they have such a nice backside. I do no research, I don’t care who she is, and the more revealing the better. This is what I do, and you love me for it. Technically that makes me more famous than Blake Lively. So I win.
Buzzkill Alert: These Pictures show her whorin’ it up with that dude.
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Staying at the Mandarin Hotel in Miami, Florida, Jennifer Aniston spent the weekend relaxing poolside and soaking up the rays.
The former Friends actress was spotted out on Sunday sunbathing with her makeup artist friend and another gal pal - at one point toasting cocktails with fellow hotel guests.
Colleen McLoughlin has the good life. She’s dating a famous athlete and when she has time, she manages to lie around and do nothing. It’s a tough day’s work for a hot chick. I swear if I had a pair of boobs I would do nothing all day. Then for about an hour each night I would shake them in an old rich dudes face and make my money for the week. Hell, I may just get implants and do that tomorrow.
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Taking a holiday from their native Mother England (Rhys is technically Welsh, but you get the idea), Sienna Miller and Rhys Ifans were spotted over the weekend relaxing in Southern California.
The betrothed couple was seen last night enjoying a celebrity favorite - Nobu restaurant. And getting used to the American paparazzi may take awhile, as they piled into their vehicle in an attempt to avoid the shutterbugs.
With the release of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue we always get at least one female sports star who poses in a bikini. In the past we’ve had horrible people take part like Serena and Venus Williams (I’m still not convinced that they don’t have penises). This year however we get a reasonably attractive Danica Patrick. Although, I don’t believe racing a car in a circle is really a sport (Boy, I’m just taking shot after shot at the south today). If that’s a sport then they should call Tether ball a sport. Now that’s a game that tests your reflex.
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Ugh. It’s sad when an ass starts to fall apart. Kelly Rowland’s backside isn’t bad. Don’t get me wrong, she still looks pretty good in a bikini, but things are starting to head south. I’ve actually met Kelly Rowland and she’s hot in person but a chick this skinny shouldn’t really have cellulite. She’s got no meat on her. She better get off the Beyonce diet and hit the gym.
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Coleen McLoughlin is currently enjoying a girls-only getaway with her two closest friends on Sandy Lane beach in Barbados.
Spotted out spending most of the day swimming and soaking up the sun on a pontoon, the soon to be Mrs Rooney flew into the island a few days ago on British Airways.
The 2008 Lingerie Bowl was canceled because they didn’t have the “correct permits in time”. Whatever. It was canceled because no one watches it. Normally, hot chicks in lingerie is something I would be interested in, but hot chicks in lingerie who are covered in pads and playing bad football doesn’t turn me on. Here’s an idea. Instead of football, let’s have a Lingerie Make Out Pillow Party. Now THAT’S entertainment. Don’t believe me? Check out some footage from last year. Try not to fall asleep after watching 5 minutes of it. Those damn helmets make them look more like special ed kids than models.
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While on break from her hectic life of touring and recording, punk rocker Avril Lavigne felt the urge to fly out for a little time at the beach with husband Deryck Whibley and a few close friends.
The When You’re Gone singer was spotted out earlier today. walking the sandy shoreline and frolicking in the pool with a gal pal at their Miami Beach resort.
It’s back to Miami Beach for Brooke Hogan. The daughter of former wrestling star Hulk Hogan headed back to the Sunshine state after spending some time in Hollywood while her parent’s divorce continues on.
Brooke was spotted sporting her bikini as she walked the sandy shoreline with her boyfriend on Sunday, and followed it up with a girls only trip to the coffee shop yesterday afternoon.
This is the back of Le Call. She’s Owen Wilson’s supermodel girlfriend. Now granted, she does look pretty good but who names their kid “Le Call”? Go with it people, it’s the holidays. I’m running on empty here.
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Carmen Electra was spotted in Malibu wearing two different bikinis on the same day. Assuming she didn’t soil herself in the ocean, I can’t think of one reason as to why Carmen would switch bikinis. And, even if she did soil herself, I’m sure the salt water would take care of the mess. So, Carmen. What the hell?
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