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I don’t understand Pamela Anderson and her odd-ball behavior.
Who the hell is this guy? It’s got to be Michael Jackson. You know, he gets paler by the year. But whoever did his plastic surgery should get an award! Pam is so effing old. I don’t know why these old-asses have to dress up like skanks.
I just want to tell her to her face: You were cool, hot, sexy ONCE but you’re not now. Go wear some mom pants and get deflated.
Don’t you hate fake bitches?!

Do people really flippin’ look like this?
Don’t get me wrong, I love these hoes because I get to make fun of them. So this is Jodie Marsh. I didn’t care for her ever but seriously…what a horrid little piece of work. If prostitutes were clowns, I think this is what they would look like.
I think her eyebrows were painted with the oil dripping from her eyelashes. And that hair….somewhere in the world, a little girl has found her Barbie Dolls bald. The hair of those dolls are now on Jodie Marsh’s scalp. Absolutely disgusting.
Eventually, Britney Spears will look like this in the year 2020.
Taking full advantage of the amazing weather yesterday, Eva Mendes was spotted out and about with a gal pal in Los Angeles, California.
And the “We Own the Night” hottie was definitely dressed to get attention, looking lovely in a black and white floral print sleeveless summer dress with a pair of celebrity shades and her hair pulled back in a ponytail.

Everyone’s bitching about how the little girl in the red was lip synching in the Olympics opening ceremony. And how the little girl in the right was the actual voice.
This must be the end of the world if China decided to portray a more loveable child. Boo hoo. Anyone heard of Bollywood? Look guys…if you’re going to bitch about China lying you’re a bunch of hypocrites. The US would do the same shit, and even make the child get some botox.
“The main consideration was the national interest. The child on the screen should be flawless in image, in her internal feelings, and in her expression” said a Chinese official. Sure that could be a little f***ed up but then again aren’t WE ALL SUPERFICIAL? Yes. We are. So stop bitching.
Nevertheless, China still had the best opening ceremony to the Olympics, lip synching or not.
The plastic surgeons in Beverly Hills are renowned all over the world. And yesterday (August 4) Katie Price arrived in Los Angeles, along with husband Peter Andre, for another go under the knife.
The British babe looked happy to be stateside as she headed into the Roxbury Medical Building Monday afternoon, texting on her mobile phone.

I am laughing so hard at VH1. Look at this thing they have created.
This is Tiffany Pollard, best known as New York from Flavor of Love. She went from your average 2 cent skank to a busty whore. She even got her own effing reality show. Shit, thats messed up. You got to whore yourself up to get money these days. Those implants seem like they’re about to fall off though. That would be pretty funny if that happened. Hell, I think Vh1 should make the show be about how many times she gets rejected from Hollywood. Yes. I would watch that! Still, this bitch actually gets paid…and people still find her attractive.
She’s no fine piece of ass, she’s more like a thick piece of shit.

Tara Reid has really done a number to her body. Over the last several years we’ve seen her in all states of disarray – from the breast job that left her so numb that when her boob fell out of her dress at an event and she didn’t notice - to her oddly trim-yet-ripply stomach. Tara never had the sense to hide her malformations - and let’s be honest, that’s what they were. I’m really big on being accepting of different bodies and not criticizing on here, but Tara’s body issues weren’t the result of genetics or nature, they were the result of what I can only assume were crazy scalpel-wielding drunks. No way board-certified doctors did that to her. I’m kidding, I know they did. Which is a scary thought. Tara eventually came out and admitted she’d had some very bad plastic surgery, and was doing what she could to correct it. She was honest enough about it – and how self-conscious it made her feel – that I actually did feel pretty badly for her. She got her boobs corrected and the stomach ripply things fixed about a year ago. But recent pictures of Tara reveal that she just couldn’t leave well enough alone. Though I’m unclear on what additional surgery she’s had done, it’s necessitated he placement of five bolts into her lower abdomen. They’re creepier than Michael Jackson’s fake nose tip.
Tara Reid once admitted to having liposuction in the hope of getting a perfectly toned torso, but the unfortunate results were on show for all to see after she stripped down to her bikini while on holiday in Australia. The American Pie star has a large scar around her entire waist and five screw-like pins bolted into her body. She has been also been left with a rippled and sagging stomach after the procedure.
Tara revealed last year: “I got lipo because even though I was skinny, I wanted – I’m not going to lie – a six-pack. I had body contouring, but it all went wrong. My stomach became the most ripply, bulgy thing.”
Tara’s breast enlargement in 2004 also had less than pleasing results, and she underwent reconstructive surgery last year. She said: “I figured, I’m in Hollywood, I’m getting older, I’m going to fix them. First of all, I asked for big Bs, and [the doctor] did not give me big Bs. He gave me Cs, and I didn’t want them. At all. Right after the surgery, I had some bumps along the edges of my nipples, but the doctor said, ‘Don’t worry, it’s going to be better.’ But after six months of ‘it’s going to get better,’ it started to get worse and worse.”
“Guys I was dating would be like, ‘What’s wrong with them? They look really bad. You know, you should really get them fixed.’ So embarrassing. I mean, you definitely need to turn off the lights, that’s for sure.”
[From the Daily Mail]
Tara has mentioned the thing about guys telling her to get her boobs fixed before, and it did make me feel really badly for her. What woman can’t relate to being self-conscious about her body? And I really don’t like Tara, so if I felt badly… well her boobs were really crazy looking. But the problem is that she did get those things corrected, and then started all over again. I’m pretty sure the bolts are new – Tara has never had the sense to hide her crazy body mishaps with a one-piece like the rest of us would. I would say “Go you, accept and love your body!” but clearly it’s not about that. A normal person would feel pretty damn self-conscious about having five bolts a few inches below your navel.
I’ve skewered the Daily Mail a few times recently for the way they’ve been on the attack towards celebrities’ bodies, but frankly they’re spot-on here. It almost seems like they’ve held back. We can’t publish the photos here, but you can click this link to view them. The bolts are super creepy. A few other websites have noted that it seems like Tara has tried to dress them up or pull them off as jewelry, though that’s clearly not the case. I’d love to hear what our readers think might have gone wrong that led to the bolts. Few celebs besides Frankenstein can rock that look.
Note by Celebitchy: Those pictures are credited to X17, and it’s possible they’re Photoshopped, because who has bolts in their stomach like that? That’s got to be fake, right?
Tara Reid is shown at the Sydney Airport before her gig hosting the hooker’s ball on 12/1/07, thanks to Splash News.
Update: Thanks to all the commentors who pointed out that those “bolt” things are body jewelry on a clear string. The Daily Mail has removed all mentions of it in their article. I think it was deceptive because they’re wedged so tightly into her skin, and the clear(ish) string they’re on could look like a faded scar.
On Saturday, Fergie headed off to the Costa Mesa Macy’s to launch her spring 2008 handbag collection, Fergie for Kipling. The Black Eyed Pea even took the time to meet the first 200 customers to spend over $100.
Meanwhile, the Grammy nominated singer recently responded to accusations by Us Weekly, which claimed that she’s has had work done on her nose and eyebrows - calling the report untrue and hurtful.

Scarlett Johansson was recently featured in US magazine in one of those articles where they take a before and after picture and speculate on what you’ve had done to your face. Which is always fun in the case of say, Michael Jackson, but less interesting when it’s just a picture of Scarlett’s nose from different angles.
However, it is unusual for someone to feel so strongly about their plastic surgery (or lack of it) that they get the lawyers involved. Remember when Victoria Beckham denied her boob job, before having to admit in court that she had in fact had one? Why don’t people admit they’ve have surgery? If you’re improving your appearance, you want people to notice don’t you? If they don’t notice isn’t it a waste of money?
The statement from Scarlett’s rep and from Scarlett herself is one of the most strongly worded denials I’ve ever heard.
“US Weekly’s cover story regarding Scarlett Johansson and its clear implication that she has had plastic or cosmetic surgery on her nose is an outrageous and defamatory fabrication lacking any conceivable basis or proof, despite vehement denials by Ms. Johansson prior to publication,” reads a statement from her rep, exclusively to OK!. “Not surprisingly, US magazine cannot provide the dates when she supposedly had this surgery, who performed the surgery, or what was supposedly done — all because there simply is no truth to the story. The publication made a pathetic attempt to validate its story by using two cover photos of Scarlett that were taken years apart with obviously different make-up and lighting, and then relying on an “expert’s opinion” (based solely on looking at the two photos) on what “might” have been done. It wasn’t.”
And Scarlett herself has this to say to OK!:
“I have always been straightforward with the press regarding my body image and I am very concerned that my fans (and perhaps even my employers) will feel mislead. Thus, I feel compelled to take immediate legal action against US Weekly.”
Did you get that? Scarlett has absolutely not had a nose job. Ever. And she’ll get sue happy with you if you even suggest it.
Interestingly, the statement only addresses a possible nose job, it doesn’t deny that Scarlett has ever had plastic surgery. I wouldn’t dare suggest that it is because she has had any, because I’ll be sued, but it’s probably because US magazine could prove that a chemical peel, or hair colour, or fake nails is in fact cosmetic surgery. When really it’s just what we all do - they’re called beauty secrets for a reason! We all need a little helping hand to enhance our natural assets.
Note by Celebitchy: I looked at a lot of pictures of Scarlett and I don’t think she had a nose job. If she did it’s incredibly subtle. She is shown below on in March, 2003 and in May and October of this year. Her nose looks slimmer from above, but that’s how it has looked for years.
She’s popped out two kids, and slacked off on her personal fitness regime, but don’t count Britney Spears out yet. There are reports that she’s in the market to have a little work done.
According to the press, the “Toxic” singer is about to undergo a series of surgical procedures in order to restore her body to it’s state before she had kids.

Life & Style is showing photos of Nicole Kidman wearing a v-neck dress at an event on 10/5 to ask if she’s had implants. They’re not the only ones who think so. Commentor gia mentioned how obvious it was when looking at the same photos:
i never knew she had implants! is that something new? they are really awful ones too. in that bomb,”eyes wide shut” her boobs seemed tiny & cute & perky & definitely not wonky implants. why would she do that?
I was so focused on her maybe-baby protrusion at the time (notice I didn’t say “bump,” I know some of you hate that) that I didn’t pay attention to her new boobs, and/or attributed them to a possible pregnancy. They do look like obvious implants when you look at them with a critical eye though, especially in the picture in the header. If you look carefully you can see a telltale ridge above the left breast and the shape is much too ball-like and round to be natural.
It’s unlikely to be a good pushup bra due to the shape, and to the fact that she’s seen with the same big boobs in a dress two nights later that doesn’t show cleavage and is more damning in that her boobs look big all over and not like they’re just pushed up. Nicole Kidman is no stranger to plastic surgery, so I’m inclined to think they’re fake.
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It’s harder than ever to be a hottie in Hollywood. And Heidi Montag recently revealed that in order to look her best, she shelled out some serious bucks to get her look professionally enhanced.
The Hills star confessed that she has undergone breast augmentation and rhinoplasty in an effort to perfect her form. And both she and her boyfriend/manager Spencer Pratt are confident that she made the right decision.