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If most women showed up at a club dressed like Shauna Sands, I guarantee you wouldn’t have any more problems getting through the entrance. Hell, that would be the least of your problems. You would have to dedicate more time trying to figure out your escape route, because there is no way you’re making it out there alive with the same tight, virgin butthole you came in with. Just saying.
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TMZ.com: TMZ just spoke to Sam Lutfi's new publicist (and former Mark Vincent Kaplan media consultant), Michael Sands, and it looks like Sands is a big fan of making little sense.At one point in the conversation, Sands told TMZ Lutfi doesn't get any money... Read more