16 year-old bride Courtney Stodden and her 51 year-old husband, character actor Doug Hutchison, appeared on an Australian morning show yesterday. Courtney did her adult film star faces and Doug made a bunch of ridiculous statements about how they’re just living for the moment and embracing love or something. “Sexy love,” Courtney clarified. When they were asked if they were doing a reality show he said they’re being “seduced by producers” and were in negotiations now with someone prominent. Courtney promised us a “reality show like no other.” You mean disgusting and borderline illegal? This girl turns 17 next week, but she’s still not legal in many states, married or not.

“51 + 16 = love,” Doug told Australia’s The Morning Show was the secret of his successful marriage with his blonde bombshell wife by his side.

“51 + 16 = sexy love,” Courtney chimed in with her husband who is 35 years her senior.

In the video obtained by RadarOnline.com, Courtney is wearing a brown tank top showing off her naturally curvaceous figure and dished on what it was that first attracted her to her husband.

“His face, of his body of his sexy hair! Talk about seducing – he seduced me immediately. I knew off the bat that he was the one for me and that was it. When you find that one man you know you love, go for it!”

Doug said he and his happy 16-year-old bride have been “seduced by a lot of producers” and are working on a reality show about their unconventional yet happy marriage.

“It’s going to be a reality show like no other,” said Courtney. “Out of this world.”

[From Radar]

My favorite part of this video was the beginning, where they recapped Courtney’s face in her E! interview. Also that part where she said she was attracted to her new husband’s “face, his body and his sexy hair,” and said “he seduced me immediately,” while he looked all embarrassed. I love how she said she loved everything about him and then rattled off very superficial attributes. If you can get past the extreme skeeze factor, it’s actually pretty funny. Check out the 3:45 mark where she shakes it back and forth. These two are like a Saturday Night Live skit. Those little dogs slay me. I hope they don’t get a reality show, though. This is too much and way too unacceptable, even by reality standards.

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Just as her fellow news anchor named his upcoming syndicated program, Anderson, Katie Couric has announced that her show, to debut on ABC in the Fall of 2012, will be titled Katie!

According to executive producer Jeff Zucker:

“I think Katie is a unique brand in television. The mere fact that you can just say Katie and know who we are talking about is evidence of that.”

Check out a promotional poster for the show (above)!

Apparently, she’ll also be taking advantage of social and interactive media, as well, and Disney is currently developing a website to debut with the show, called TalkToKatie.com!

Nice!

We’ll be curious to see how the post-Oprah daytime talk fares without her there to guide everyone!

What do U think?? Will U be watching Katie??

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UPDATE: Here is what Ashton’s new boss Chuck Lorre had to say about all he has been experiencing since the Sheenigans began and how it is changed him on tonight’s Vanity Card after The Big Bang Theory:

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What doesn’t kill us makes us bitter. I used to believe that to be both funny and true. Years later I learned that pain could also be the touchstone for personal growth, which of course points back to the original saying, “what doesn’t kill us makes us better.” Not funny, but perhaps closer to the truth. Or at least the truth I choose to believe in these days. So, having recently experienced a bit of pain, am I better? Well, let’s review: I think I’m fairly immune to name-calling now. I’m not sure I could have made that claim a few months ago. I’ve also come to see that the things I used to think were big deals, are not. Problems appear to be relative. If you have a big one, it makes all the others seem almost charming in comparison. And finally, when your life takes a path you could never have foreseen, it’s humbling. In a good way. It’s kind of like a friendly reminder from the universe that while you may think you have the starring role in the movie of your life, you’re actually just a bit player trying to grab a quesadilla off the craft services table when no one’s looking.

So, to sum up: I now have a thicker skin, I’m less likely to sweat the small stuff, and, perhaps most importantly, I have a renewed sense of humility. All in all, better. That being said, I still try to stay reasonably bitter in order to maintain my eligibility in the Writers Guild of America.