Holly Madison Brings The Morning Links!

Holly Madison Brings The Morning Links!

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Holly Madison @ Beautiful Humanitarian Award at the North American Hair Styling Awards

– 25 Ridiculous Movies About Dinosaurs [Holytaco]
– Jasmine Waltz does a bikini photoshoot [The Superficial]
– Hot anon girls you seek [The Chive]
– Checking Up On The Mess That Is Mischa Barton [Dlisted]
– Some Hot Chick Ayanna Jordan [Uncoached]
– Lauren Waugh Loves COED, We Love Her 43 Sexiest Facebook Photos [COED Magazine]
– Thuy Li [GorillaMask]

– Dianna Agron In Flaunt [GCeleb]
– Pictures Of Charlotte Stokley [Caveman Circus]
– Simply Stunning: Juliana Galvis [DJMICK]
– Remember Amy Jackson? You should… [Guyism]
– International Incident of the Day [The Daily What]

– Lindsay Lohan’

Jessica White Brings The Morning Links!

Jessica White Brings The Morning Links!

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Jessica White @ Russell Simmons’ 12th Annual Art For Life

– White Supremacist Gets Hitched! [Holytaco]
– Bane Looks Like This Now [The Superficial]
– Soooo… you got wasted [The Chive]
– Amy Winehouse Was Supposed To Become Somebody’s Mother [Dlisted]
– Analu Campos is Filthy Hot [Uncoached]
– Jell-O Wrestling Bikini Babes [COED Magazine]
– Audrey Butoni [GorillaMask]

– Selena Gomez Nearly Topless in Bikini [GCeleb]
– Tiffany Crystal [Caveman Circus]
– Kat DeLuna In Daisy Dukes [DJMICK]
– Lauren Ridealgh in one epic lingerie photo shoot [Guyism]
– Well This Is Sufficiently Terrifying of the Day [The Daily What]

– Who does GOOP have to bang? [Lainey Gossip]
– Lady Friend: Fernanda Mello [NextRound]
– Brittany heads back to the beach [Regretful Morning]
– Malaika Arora Khan : Bollywood Babe [Gunaxin]

– Audrina Patridge FHM Cover Shoot [Heavy]
– Maggi Caruthers ‘

Troubled Leighton Meester Brings The Afternoon Links!

Troubled Leighton Meester Brings The Afternoon Links!

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Snapped earlier today on the set of “Gossip Girl” in NYC. I guess Elizabeth Hurley will be appearing on an upcoming episode. As for Leighton, she’s currently embroiled in a vicious lawsuit with her money-grubbing mom. What the fuck is up with these celebrity parents who think they own their kids & everything they earn?

– Brandi Glanville Bikini Pictures [HollywoodTuna]
– Hugh Hefner is Great At Sex, According To People Paid To Say He’

Bikini Clad Bar Refaeli Pimps Apple iPad & Ray-Ban in Italy!

Bikini Clad Bar Refaeli Pimps Apple iPad & Ray-Ban in Italy!

Photo Credit: Fame Pictures; INF Photos

Normally Bar Refaeli’s on Leonardo-DiCaprio-Booty-Call during the summer months, but since their tragic breakup earlier this year, the former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover girl is providing her Matzah Ball-flavored services to her rumored new boyfriend David Fisher. I wonder what it feels like to get sloppy seconds on one of Leo’s many hottie-conquests? I’m sure it’s not all that painful…

Anyway, these pics were snapped earlier today (July 24) as Bar was spotted chilling under the sun with her iPad at the ultra-exclusive Cala di Volpe Hotel in Tempio, Italy (Sardinia). At more than $1200 a night, the hotel definitely qualifies as a Sugar Daddy Splurge worthy of a few scrumptiously memorable nights with Bar Refaeli. You can blame it on Leo for spoiling her. That bastard.
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Pippa Middleton, Starbucks, & Hermes Bring The Links!

Pippa Middleton, Starbucks, & Hermes Bring The Links!

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– Adolf Hitler, Distributer of Sex Dolls [Holytaco]
– Rihanna in Miami [The Superficial]
– Summer Humps [The Chive]
– Whip Out Your Anus Rulers! [Dlisted]
– Brazilian Flame Sasckya Porto [Uncoached]
– Actresses With The Biggest Boobs [COED Magazine]
– Theresa Correa And Carmen Ortega [GorillaMask]

– Lauren Pope Has a Skirt Malfunction [GCeleb]
– Charley Chase [Caveman Circus]
– Spanish Sexbomb Leticia Zuloaga In Lingerie [DJMICK]
– VIDEO: Girl’

Prince Sugar Daddy Albert of Monaco Weds Charlene Wittstock!

Prince Sugar Daddy Albert of Monaco Weds Charlene Wittstock!

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An extremely rich bald, white guy marries a beautiful blonde. What a shocker, right?

For those of you who didn’t hear, Prince Albert of Monaco, 55, finally tied the knot yesterday afternoon in a civil ceremony with 33-year old South African-flavored fiancee Charlene Wittstock. She’s a former national champion swimmer. Their wedding is the first for a reigning prince in Monaco since Albert’s late parents, Grace Kelly and Prince Rainier, married in 1956.

After fucking around for most of his 55 years, the Prince finally decided to settle down and we’re sure he’s gonna regret the decision a few weeks from now! He reportedly has a couple love-children floating around the globe, but if you’re sexing-up multiple hotties per day for 30-40 years, you’re bound to get at least a couple of them knocked up. How the rich & famous work, we’re pretty sure he tossed a few million to cover up his mistakes.

Regardless of how their marriage goes, it’s fairly certain that Charlene will spend the remaining years of her life lounging on luxury yachts moored off the coast of one of the most beautiful places on the planet, cruising around in cars worth no less than $500K, wearing only the finest clothes & relishing in every other luxury available to the obscenely rich & famous. Just writing that last sentence makes me somewhat depressed.

The wedding, which kicked off on Thursday with a performance by the Eagles and a televised civil ceremony held yesterday at the royal palace, will hold a Catholic Church service today followed by a star-studded celebration (some of the guests included James Bond star Sir Roger Moore, and designer Karl Lagerfeld). When you already rule over such a beautiful place like Monaco, anything short of going to the moon for your honeymoon will probably be a disappointment.
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Photo Credit: WENN

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Florence Brudenell-Bruce vs Kate Middleton Matchup Brings The Links!!

Florence Brudenell-Bruce vs Kate Middleton Matchup Brings The Links!!

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Kate Middleton boarded a plane of the Royal Canadian Air Force at London’s Heathrow Airport to travel to Ottawa for their first overseas tour as a married couple. The 11 day tour will take them to Canada and then onto California. Great use of public funds!!! Long live the Queen!!

Florence Brudenell-Bruce went for a camera-whoring stroll through Notting Hill.

– Abigail Clancy’