IDLYITW Has Katy Perry; More Alessandra Ambrosio on Tuna; Egotastic: Christina Aguilera Too Old For This?

CLICK TO SEE MORE PICS! – Alessandra Ambrosio Naked Will Make You Stand At Attention [HollywoodTuna] – Christina Aguilera Patri-erotic Instagram Pics For America [Egotastic] – Katy Perry Pissed Off Koala Activists [IDonLikeYouInThatWay] – Liam Gallagher would rather ‘eat my own sh-t’ than watch ‘beige f–ks’ U2 [Celebitchy] – Kevin Hart Breaks Down His Second Nike Sneaker [Complex] – Bella
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“Lady Gaga had some interesting shade for Madonna this week” links

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Lady Gaga had some interesting shade for Madonna during her Beats 1 interview. Gaga claims she’s different because she “plays a lot of instruments.” [Jezebel]
Any day now, Mila Kunis. Put your feet up! [Moe Jackson]
Cobie Smulders in Alessandra Rich… this is not good. [Go Fug Yourself]
Prince Harry met a little boy with wild ginger hair. [LaineyGossip]
Justin Hartley has a really great body. [Dlisted]
Reactions from the Al Smith dinner. [Pajiba]
Jenna Dewan: the butt shot. She has such a great figure. [Popoholic]
Real Houswives accusing each other of assault and such. [Reality Tea]
Scott Eastwood dressed up like his dad for Halloween. [Wonderwall]
This vandalized statue made me LMAO. [OMG Blog]
Kim Kardashian is building a panic room. Sure. [The Blemish]

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Britney Spears Came THIS Close To Eating Sh*t At The Apple Music Festival! Watch!

Oops! She didn’t do it again!

On Tuesday, Britney Spears took the stage in London for the 2016 Apple Music Festival, and it was almost DISASTROUS!

Related: Brit Once Tried To Set Her Sister Up With Taylor Lautner!

During her set at The Roundhouse, the blonde beauty’s backup dancer was supposed to flip her. But, as the pop princess leaned back, something caused her to flail her arms and chicken out the last second!

One fan captured her look of sheer terror on Instagram (below)!

A video posted by Jordan Miller (@itsjordanmillerbitch) on Sep 27, 2016 at 3:14pm PDT

Yikes! That could have ended badly!

Fortunately, the singer was able to recover like a true pro, and flawlessly continued with her routine! Watch Brit bounce back in this video (below)!

Lucky for Miz Spears, her fans don’t think any less of her, because they took to Twitter to show their support:

Better luck next time, girl! LOLz!

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“Bradley Cooper & Irina Shayk were all about Wimbledon this week” links

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Bradley Cooper & Irina Shayk have been at Wimbledon all week. I’m adding bonus Chiwetel Ejiofor (with his girlfriend) at Wimbledon too, for CB. [LaineyGossip]
Ciara & Russell Wilson have a post-coital glow about them. [Wonderwall]
Kylie Jenner’s company isn’t in trouble after all? [Dlisted]
Emma Watson’s latest movie made $ 70. Not $ 70 million, just $ 70. [The Blemish]
“Native American-themed weddings” are not a thing. [Starcasm]
Kendall Jenner is dating Jordan Clarkson. [ICYDK]
Is Pokemon Go really a big deal? [Buzzfeed]
Stop trying to be The Perfect Girlfriend. [XOJane]
The Spice Girls have an announcement! [Seriously OMG WTF]
Jennifer Saunders & Joanna Lumley pose for Out Mag. [Socialite Life]
I bet we’ll see a lot of these dresses at the Emmys. [Go Fug Yourself]

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Check Out This 360° Music Video for Avicii’s ‘Waiting for Love’

I’ve been hearing about these 360° YouTube videos but haven’t seen one until this video for Avicii’s “Waiting for Love.” It’s seriously trippy. Can you imagine what porn would be like with this? Not only will you be able to catch the money shot from more angles, but you can also spin around to see the crew either bored out out of their minds or jerking off. That is the future!


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This Is Just Misuse Of Teddy Bears

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They say the teddy bear came about in the early 20th century after badass president Teddy Roosevelt refused to shoot a bear cub. Toy manufacturers jumped on this story of Teddy not killing something, which was a surprise, and popularized the teddy. Which one of us didn’t snuggle up with teddy when we were little kids? If you didn’t, you are probably a psychopath. That’s why I find it a little bit disturbing that a person named Wendy Adams came up with the “Teddy Love”. Basically, it’s a teddy bear you can F. Just read her description of an encounter with Teddy Love,

“The Teddy Bear was very cuddly, I was holding the bear and stroking him and his nose hit my nipple. I was really turned on, and staring thinking, ‘Wow, his nose is hard,’ and then put his nose down around my clitoris and was like this feels great. I started thinking if his nose vibrated this would be really erotic. Then, my husband came downstairs and saw me playing with the Teddy and we started playing around with the Teddy together, laughing and giggling. The rest is pillow talk and history.”

Ew.

Egotastic! The Sexy Side Of Celebrity Gossip

A Man Painted This Naked Portrait Of Kim Kardashian With His Penis!

You may think this is a reasonably good painting of Kim Kardashian‘s famous Paper magazine cover. But when you find out what the artist was working with, you’ll be way more impressed!

And also a little grossed out. And confused.

Danish artist Uwe Max Jensen painted this with his penis.

[ Photos: The Internet Reacts To Kim Kardashian’s Bare ASSets With The HIGHlarious Memes! ]

Let us be clear. The man dipped his peen in paint and moved it along the canvas until there was a painting of Kim Kardashian’s naked butt on it.

Obvious first question: how hard was it? LOLz!

But srsly, how crazy is this? We mean, they make brushes with stiff bristles, right? Apparently Uwe prefers his God-given tools. He says:

“I have my penis in one hand and the canvas in the other. I have a very skilled penis, art-wise.”

We’ve heard of finger painting, but this is ridiculous!

Until this, Uwe was primarily known for his performance art in which he decapitated a statue of The Little Mermaid.

[ Photos: The Little Mermaid‘s Ursula Parodies The Kim Kardashian Paper ​Cover ]

We guess he’s just the kind of guy who gets a crazy idea in his head and runs off half-cocked.

If you’re REALLY curious, Uwe posted some very NSFW photos of the painting process on his blog HERE. But we warn you, they’re not for the faint of crotch.

[Image via Uwe Max Jensen/Facebook.]

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James Van Der Beek & Joshua Jackson Make Your Dawson’s Creek Reunion Dreams Come True With THIS Pic!

Dawson’s Creek fans, rejoice! The most perfect picture ever was published on the Internet!

Saturday night was a big night in James Van Der Beek‘s and Joshua Jackson‘s lives because they got to hang out!

[ Photos: 30 Reasons Why The 90s Was THE BEST Decade EVER! ]

And then Dawson Leery and Pacey Witter took a pic to commemorate the moment!

James’ caption simply read:

“The most pleasant run-ins can happen in the most unexpected places…”

Pleasant indeed!

Thanks for sharing!

[Image via Instagram.]

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This Week In Celebrity Twitpics And Instagrams!

Well, this is something you don’t see every day…

…unless you’re part of the Kardashian-Jenner klan, of course!

Kylie Jenner decided to make the world jealous of her family trip to China as she rode on an elephant.

Not only did the reality TV princess get to hope of the back of the exotic animal, but we also have to major ab envy!

Gurl, what have you been doing in the gym??! LOLz!

We wonder what the rest of the prettiest A-listers have done this week!

CLICK HERE to see the gallery, “This Week In Celebrity Twitpics And Instagrams!”

CLICK HERE to see the gallery, “This Week In Celebrity Twitpics And Instagrams!”

CLICK HERE to see the gallery, “This Week In Celebrity Twitpics And Instagrams!”

CLICK HERE to see the gallery, “This Week In Celebrity Twitpics And Instagrams!”

CLICK HERE to see the gallery, “This Week In Celebrity Twitpics And Instagrams!”

[Image via Kylie Jenner/Instagram.]

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Madness At The Marquee! Who Was Tops At This Weekend’s Box Office?

Sorry, Clooneyites and Gosling lovers . . . your boys were trounced by Wolverine this weekend.

And how. Hugh Jackman’s critically reviled Reel Steel earned more than twice what the Clooney-Gosling political drama The Ides of March opened in its opening weekend. This, despite the fact that Ides was considerably higher rated by critics (including yours truly) and that the poster featuring the two men’s faces split on a cover of TIME magazine has become more ubiquitous than the Obama Hope symbol.

Jackman’s action drama took in an estimated $ 27.3 million, easily topping the take of Clooney’s latest political drama, which took in $ 10.4 million. Maybe it pays to have Steve Spielberg as your executive producer . . . or maybe audiences aren’t in the mood for a political drama in the midst of economic turmoil and the inexplicable surging of Herman Cain among Republican voters. (I doubt Clooney cares either way, to be honest). But, just to keep things in perspective, keep in mind that the Gosling solo starrer Drive opened with $ 11.3 million in August, sans the mega star cast and without Clooney wielding the megaphone.

Go fig.

Rounding out the top five were the family friendly Dolphin Tale starring Harry Connick Jr. (formerly of gay sitcom fame) and the ever-roaring juggernaut that is The Lion King. Lest you Disney fans are worried you will have to wait for another animated classic for another couple years, be assured that Disney has heard your dollars at the ticket window and has announced wide 3D re-releases of Beauty & The Beast, The Little Mermaid, Monsters, Inc. and Finding Nemo. All the way through 2013. Yes, 2013.

The cancer comedy (it feels odd to type that phrase), 50/50, was in fifth place, proving that Seth Rogen occasionally makes sound career choices.

See you at the marquee this weekend!

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Megan Fox Joins Leslie Mann On “This Is Forty” Set in L.A.

Megan Fox Joins Leslie Mann On "This Is Forty" Set in L.A.

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Megan Fox was lookin’ delicious on the set of Judd Apatow’s next flick "This Is Forty," which was filming in Pacific Palisades yesterday afternoon. Her A-List co-stars include Jason Segel, John Lithgow, Paul Rudd & of course, Judd Apatow’s wifie Leslie Mann. Does his wife sneak into all his projects or what? Anyway, the film is tentatively set for release June 1, 2012.

As a side note, a photo of Megan sandwiched between Jason Segel & some other dude in a pool recently leaked from the same movie set.

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