Sorry, Sex And The City Fans! Chris Noth Doesn’t Want To Play Mr. Big Anymore!

Victory for Aidan fans!

Last week, Chris Noth — aka Mr. Big from Sex And The City — attended the Manhunt: Unabomber premiere in New York where he made it clear he does NOT want to play Carrie Bradshaw’s primary love interest anymore!

He told US Weekly:

“I feel like we told that story… I don’t think there’s anything left for me to say about that. I want to tell other stories.”

The 62-year-old starred opposite Sarah Jessica Parker in the hit show from 1998–2004, in addition to appearing in two movies.

Related: Candace Bushnell Got Divorced!

While The Good Wife alum appreciates his fan base, he doesn’t truly understand his character’s appeal!

“I accept it. I may not understand it but I accept it. I think they just love the fashion… The thing that I don’t understand is the idea of Mr. Big because – he wasn’t the guy that got away. They were always dance partners. Sometimes they went away for a little while and she had a bunch of other guys and he got married.”

As we reported, OG book author Candace Bushnell said she doesn’t think Carrie would have ended up with the businessman IRL!

“Well, I think, in real life, Carrie and Big wouldn’t have ended up together. But at that point the TV show had become so big. Viewers got so invested in the storyline of Carrie and Big that it became a bit like Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth Bennett.”

While Chris is totally DUNZO with the franchise, what about the other SATC men? To find out where they are now…

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[Image via Joel Ginsburg/WENN.]

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You Probably Don’t Want to Joke About Ebola on a Plane

A passenger on US Airways Flight 850 from Philadelphia to Punta Cana sneezed and joked he had been to Africa. As expected, this prompted a huge Ebola scare complete with people in hazmat suits boarding the plane.

Once we landed in Punta Cana we were told by the flight attendants that there was a situation and that a passenger may have been in Africa and had Ebola. She was certain it was a hoax but they did not take any chances and had a full hazmat crew board the plane and take the passenger off. It was later confirmed that the passenger was never in Africa and after 2hrs we were finally able to get off the plane.

I don’t think the plane needed to be on lockdown for two hours for this guy to realize, too soon, dude, too soon.


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Alessandra Ambrosio Sideboob Makes Me Want to Buy a Dress or Something

Alessandra Ambrosio Flashes Sideboob for Her 'Ale by Alessandra' Collection in LA Alessandra Ambrosio Flashes Sideboob for Her 'Ale by Alessandra' Collection in LA Alessandra Ambrosio Flashes Sideboob for Her 'Ale by Alessandra' Collection in LA Alessandra Ambrosio Flashes Sideboob for Her 'Ale by Alessandra' Collection in LA Alessandra Ambrosio Flashes Sideboob for Her 'Ale by Alessandra' Collection in LA Alessandra Ambrosio Flashes Sideboob for Her 'Ale by Alessandra' Collection in LA Alessandra Ambrosio Flashes Sideboob for Her 'Ale by Alessandra' Collection in LA

Sex sells. That’s an old rule that’s old because it’s true. Sideboob on a supermodel is a nice substitute for that. So, Alessandra Ambrosio flashed a whole lot of her chesty goodness at the opening of her fashion line, Ale, in Beverly Hills. Everybody seemed to want to only talk about how amazing her new clothing line looked, while obviously staring at her faptastic melons. So I’d say it worked.

Someday, I’m going to have my own clothing line as well. Probably in the corner at Target near where the bathrooms are. I hope Alessandra comes out in a revealing dress to support my line of basketball shorts, beer t-shirts, and sandal wear. I feel like I’ve been highly supportive of her for many years now, albeit mostly in a naughty fantasy during private time kind of way, I would like her to scratch my back. Enjoy.



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Duke University Porn Star and I Want to Thank You for Your Letters

That’s Belle Knox, not her real name, the Freshman porn star student at Duke baring her arse at Bed Bath and Beyond, because that place sucks otherwise. B3 I mean, not Duke. Though both really if we’re being honest. You’ll see more of her later today, trust me.

Suffice it to say, Belle’s thankful for adult film money. While I’m thankful for the best audience on the Internet. And today, I give a special shout out to those of you who write in with your wonderful letters. Sure, some of them are just monosyllabic guttural grunts, but most are quite insightful if not utterly verging on semi almost brilliant. I read them all. I do. I know at one point I said I would respond to them all, but I no longer can. It’s not my flaring carpal tunnel syndrome or any other flaring ailment, it’s simply there are too many letters. I’m a wealthy man in the truest sense, though not the actual sense that matters to my landlord or hot women. So, again, I do read them all, I respond to many, but I am grateful for them all. So keep writing. It has to be better than real work.

Thanks.
Bill.


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Michael J. Fox Doesn’t Want Taylor Swift Dating His Son

I love this so much. It was only a matter of time before the Taylor Swift backlash began.

Oh, she’ll continue to sell millions and tween girls and the country music crowd will still love her…but I think the ‘America’s Sweetheart’ shine is finally wearing off.

You know it’s getting bad when Michael J. Fox disses you in a public forum…like this from Vulture. Basically he’s saying…’stay away from my son you crazy biatch’. 

Vulture: Would [you] approve of a Sam/Taylor (Saylor) love connection?

MJF: No. No … Just back off. I don’t keep up with it all. But Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right?

Vulture: Right!

MJF: What a way to build a career.

Vulture: So if Swift showed up to a Fox family dinner (possibly wearing her fox sweater), how would [you] react?

MJF: I wouldn’t even know who she was.

Vulture: But it’d probably dawn on [you] after the breakup song hit the radio.

MJF: Yeah, exactly. ‘Sam, You Piece of Shit.’ Oh … that was the girl you brought home!

Kim Kardashian & Demi Lovato Want You to Do Something

These two lovely ladies, Demi Lovato and Kim Kardashian, painted on the tightest dresses they could find and took their assess to the 2011 Do Something Awards.

Looking at those luscious TITS in those dresses has me standing at attention. I’m ready to Do Something, dammit!

Especially if it involves these two chicks NAKED in a bedroom (or anywhere else, hell, I’m not choosy). I’m a horny bastard: I have no shame in admitting it.

Never knew little Demi and famewhore Kim had so much in common, but dammit, between the TITS and Demi’s TONGUE action, they’re igniting both my girl-on-girl fantasies and my menage fantasies.

It would be like I’d found my way to paradise.

Demi Lovato and Kim Kardashian at The 2011 Do Something Awards in Hollywood
Demi Lovato and Kim Kardashian at The 2011 Do Something Awards in Hollywood
Demi Lovato and Kim Kardashian at The 2011 Do Something Awards in Hollywood
Demi Lovato and Kim Kardashian at The 2011 Do Something Awards in Hollywood
Demi Lovato and Kim Kardashian at The 2011 Do Something Awards in Hollywood
Demi Lovato and Kim Kardashian at The 2011 Do Something Awards in Hollywood
Demi Lovato and Kim Kardashian at The 2011 Do Something Awards in Hollywood
Demi Lovato and Kim Kardashian at The 2011 Do Something Awards in Hollywood
Demi Lovato and Kim Kardashian at The 2011 Do Something Awards in Hollywood

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