
That Jessica Alba is a sneaky one. I’m not sure how she did it, but the very pregnant actress, 27, managed to get married to fiancé Cash Warren, 31, on the sly yesterday. Actually it’s pretty clear how she did it – wait for Ashlee Simpson to make a bigger deal of her secret nuptials, and then sneak off to a courthouse and get married in the basement. Okay in New York it’s a basement. In Los Angeles it’s probably all classy and up on the first floor. Though they were married “under an arch of green silk foliage and white flowers.” Sounds pretty, until you remember that silk flowers are just those fake crappy things they sell at Walmart. But who cares about foliage when you’re in love?
Mom-to-be Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have gotten married, PEOPLE confirms. The couple quietly wed Monday, says her rep, Brad Cafarelli.
According to a source, they were married in the Beverly Hills courthouse’s ceremony room under an arch of green silk foliage and white flowers. They were casually dressed, with Alba wearing a long blue dress and her hair back in a ponytail.
“She looked happy but nervous,” the source says.
Warren, in a white shirt and brown pants, arrived with Alba at about 11:30 a.m. on Monday, applied for a marriage license and waited about 40 minutes for the paperwork to be processed before a staff member from the courthouse married them, the source says.
Nobody else attended the wedding, the source adds.
[From People]
I have decided that when I get married, I am going to do it in secret. This seems to get a lot more publicity, and the pictures are worth more money. I’m going to start planning my secret wedding now, because I’m under the impression that it takes a lot of work to thwart the paparazzi. Or you can just wait until a Monday when everyone’s all tired and hung-over from the weekend, waltz down to the courthouse, and get the job done pretty quickly.
I’m kind of surprised this is how they went about it, but whatever works for you. Alba has recently noted that she’s been pretty relaxed since getting pregnant, and most everything else doesn’t really stress her out right now. She probably just wanted to get it over with and stop having people ask her about it. Jessica and Cash’s baby girl is due this summer. Congrats to the happy couple.
Header of Cash and Jessica at the Oscars in February. Images thanks to WENN.