Donald Trump’s daily tantrums: ‘I hate everyone in the White House!’

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I haven’t covered many political stories this week, but don’t take that to mean that Donald Trump has been quiet. If anything, I feel like the more I ignore him, the crazier he gets, and he was already batsh-t insane to begin with. I honestly feel like Donald Trump is jealous of all the attention Harvey Weinstein is getting this week. Trump is literally miserable because someone else is getting all of the “rapist/pervert” headlines. It was supposed to be All About Trump! This was the one-year anniversary of the release of the Access Hollywood tape. Instead, Weinstein is dominating headlines. What is poor Misery Guts Trump supposed to do? Whine. Endlessly whine about how much he hates everybody and everything. Vanity Fair has a not-shocking exclusive about Trump being unhinged and miserable and it actually brightened my day considerably. You can read the full piece here. Some highlights:

Bob Corker’s “adult day care” slam really hit home: It brought into the open what several people close to the president have recently told me in private: that Trump is “unstable,” “losing a step,” and “unraveling.” The conversation among some of the president’s longtime confidantes, along with the character of some of the leaks emerging from the White House has shifted. There’s a new level of concern. NBC News published a report that Trump shocked his national security team when he called for a nearly tenfold increase in the country’s nuclear arsenal during a briefing this summer. One Trump adviser confirmed to me it was after this meeting disbanded that Secretary of State Rex Tillerson called Trump a “moron.”

A lunatic in crisis: Prominent Republicans “all describe a White House in crisis as advisers struggle to contain a president who seems to be increasingly unfocused and consumed by dark moods. Trump’s ire is being fueled by his stalled legislative agenda and, to a surprising degree, by his decision last month to back the losing candidate Luther Strange in the Alabama Republican primary.” “Alabama was a huge blow to his psyche,” a person close to Trump said. “He saw the cult of personality was broken.”

Baby Fists hates the world: According to two sources familiar with the conversation, Trump vented to his longtime security chief, Keith Schiller, “I hate everyone in the White House! There are a few exceptions, but I hate them!” (A White House official denies this.) Two senior Republican officials said Chief of Staff John Kelly is miserable in his job and is remaining out of a sense of duty to keep Trump from making some sort of disastrous decision.

War-gaming nuclear war: One former official even speculated that Kelly and Secretary of Defense James Mattis have discussed what they would do in the event Trump ordered a nuclear first strike. “Would they tackle him?” the person said.

Kelly is sequestering Trump: While Kelly can’t control Trump’s tweets, he is doing his best to physically sequester the president—much to Trump’s frustration. One major G.O.P. donor told me access to Trump has been cut off, and his outside calls to the White House switchboard aren’t put through to the Oval Office. Earlier this week, I reported on Kelly’s plans to prevent Trump from mingling with guests at Mar-a-Lago later this month. And, according to two sources, Keith Schiller quit last month after Kelly told Schiller he needed permission to speak to the president and wanted written reports of their conversations.

[From Vanity Fair]

I sound like a broken record, but Jesus Christ how are we not rioting in the streets? This is not normal. None of this has ever been normal. Where the f–k is Paul Ryan? Where is Mitch McConnell? They’ve sold their souls for tax cuts for the rich. They’ve sold the American people away to a baby-fisted lunatic who has to be “sequestered” so he won’t listen to war-mongering Nazis.

Additionally, in case anyone cares – if and when Trump does visit England, he won’t be meeting with the Queen. His trip has been “downgraded” and I strongly suspect that Queen Elizabeth II said something along the lines of “f–k him and the Nazi horse he rode in on.”

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“Donald Trump is angrier at Ken Frazier than he is at white supremacists” links

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Donald Trump is currently angrier at Merck CEO Ken Frazier – who just quit a Trump advisory panel because of Trump’s failure to condemn Nazis – than he has ever been at actually Nazis. [Pajiba]
What’s up with the NYT article about Elizabeth Olsen? [LaineyGossip]
Are Crocs dying? Someone check on Mario Batali! [Dlisted]
I love the way the little Spanish princesses dress. [Go Fug Yourself]
Vanessa Hudgens’ booty is an optical illusion. [Popoholic]
The Rock’s life in photos. [Wonderwall]
Justin Bieber tried to hit on a woman at the gym. It didn’t go well. [Buzzfeed]
Katy Perry & Orlando Bloom, back together? Eh. [Jezebel]
Salma Hayek is basically Ryan Reynolds’ new wife. [The Blemish]
Meghan Edmonds doesn’t “get” Peggy Sulahian. [Reality Tea]
Bill Hader’s Mooch is on point. [Moe Jackson]

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“Gabrielle Union educates clueless celebrities about ‘white girl privilege’” links

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Gabrielle Union confirms once again that she calls up clueless, famous white feminists and chats with them about their oblivious white privilege. [LaineyGossip]
Adele’s talking about having another baby now that her tour’s done. [Dlisted]
Chimamanda Ngozi says we need to stop moralizing makeup. [Jezebel]
Lizzy Caplan’s Elie Saab dress doesn’t even look like Elie Saab. [Go Fug Yourself]
Donald Trump hates it when the media uses photos of his double chin. [The Blemish]
Charlotte McKinney is cleavage-y. [Popoholic]
Here’s the trailer for Martin Scorsese’s Silence. [Pajiba]
Nicole Scherzinger looks sort of tweaked, right? [Moe Jackson]
Kourtney & Khloe Kardashian planning a double-wedding? [Starcasm]
Sophie Richie is still around, I guess. [Celebslam]
One Real Housewife is against another woman choosing single motherhood. [Reality Tea]

Note: We hope everyone has a happy & peaceful Thanksgiving! We’re off on Thursday, but there will be some light posting on Friday! Enjoy your turkey, pie and GRAVY.

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Devin Brugman Bikini Pictures For Your White Hot and Tanned Boobtastic Body Needs

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This morning we saw Natasha Oakley, now her partner in sextastic bikini crimes Devin Brugman prancing about Miami in a hot white bikini. The two girls are besties and run their bikini business together, which only makes me want to be their not so silent partner in the company. I could certainly assess which bikinis make the most sense for which girls based upon a visual inspection as well as the scratch and sniff testing I’m famous for.

For instance, I’d say Devin Brugman’s white bikini is just about perfect on her. Not as perfect as it would be off of her, but we’re not selling the Emperor’s New Clothes here. We’re selling bikinis. And Devin’s body with that amazing boobtasic and hand-holding booty is made for selling. I am so so ready to buy. These girls just kill me. Enjoy.



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Leo DiCaprio called in a favor from the White House to solve a passport snafu

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Radar has a funny/interesting story about Leonardo DiCaprio and his party boat in Brazil. I guess the main part of the story is that Leo has friends in high places in the White House and he was able to pull some strings. But the part I found most interesting was the stuff about Leo’s party yacht, Topaz, which is owned by some billionaire Sheik. But Leo didn’t rent the yacht himself – one of his gambling buddies rented it so they could bro-down with all of the Brazilian girls. Too bad all of the hot girls are in Sao Paulo?

Hey Obama, it’s Leo. He may be the Wolf of Wall Street but Leonardo DiCaprio almost didn’t make it to Brazil in time for the opening of the World Cup, if not for some help from the White House. DiCaprio, 39, had plans to attend the sporting match with friends including best buds Lukas Haas, Vincent Laresca, Jonah Johnson and Milano Jonah Sanchez — but the group’s passports were delayed from the Brazilian Consulate in New York City, and at one point it looked like the party wouldn’t have them back in time to fly on Malaysian Playboy Jho Low’s private plane to Sao Paulo on June 10th.

“On Monday afternoon [June 9th] they started freaking out because their passports were still at the Consulate,” a source said. “They called several people in high places in order to get their passports back.”

And by “high places” we mean the White House. Out of pure desperation, DiCaprio’s camp called a top aide at the White House who in turn called Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff’s office, who then organized for the consulate in New York to release the passports.

“When they finally received word their passports with their Visa’s approved to enter Brazil could be collected, the consulate was closed so someone had to open it up after hours for them,” the source added.

DiCaprio arrived in Brazil in time to see the host nation take on Croatia at the Arena Corinthians in Sao Paulo, but quickly turned his attention to his favorite hobby and the real reason he was in South America — partying.

“All the guys went to the World Cup opening in Sao Paulo, but they had to leave right after it was finished because the yacht that Jho Low paid $ 1 million for the week was waiting for them in Rio,” the insider continued.

“The group was worried about security so they didn’t anchor the Yacht on the marina. There were no helicopters or private planes allowed to fly at that time so they took a bus to Rio.”

Low — a mysterious 30-something party boy — is known for being a big spending nightclub “whale” who regularly drops hundreds of thousands of dollars on bottles and tables at some of NYC’s and Las Vegas’ hottest clubs. He rented the 482-foot Topaz which is the fifth largest superyacht in the world in the hope it would attract a bevy of babes for his buddies, but our insider says the group didn’t score.

“All the fabulous people, celebrities and jetsetters went to after parties in Sao Paulo, no one went to Rio, so all these reports that Leo had 50 girls partying with him is not true, because the girls didn’t want to go to Rio,” the source added. “With all the money, good looks and fame they could only manage five mediocre looking girls at the Pasha party in Buzios, which is a town next to Rio.”

[From Radar]

Wow. So, Leo and his bros are rolling with a high roller who pays for all the private planes and yachts and such? And they’re disappointed because they could only find the basic girls in Rio? This story is sort of amazing. Lost in all of this, I suppose, is Leo’s relationship with Toni Garrn. Shh, baby. Leo’s got get his bro on with his BFFs and some homely Brazilian girls. As for the passport thing… passport issues are a bitch. I don’t really blame Leo for pulling some strings and calling in a few favors.

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Rachel Bilson’s Black & White Lunch Date

Taking a break to dine out, Rachel Bilson was spotted leaving lunch with a friend in Los Angeles on Wednesday (August 15).

The 30-year-old actress looked lovely in black and white sundress with tan sandals before heading back to her SUV.

In career news, the “Hart of Dixie” starlet recently talked to Wetpaint about the newest season of her hit CW show.

Miss Bilson said, “Well, there’s definitely going to be a lot of love-triangle action. Team George vs. Team Wade. So that’s going to be fun to play with.”

Catch the newest season on October 2 at 8/7 c.

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Anne Hathaway in white McQueen: bridal doily or gorgeous?

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These are some new photos of the London premiere of One Day, the romantic-dramedy that I didn’t hate (but everyone else did). Go here for my review – I thought Jim “Pillow Weeper” Sturgess was solid and weepy, and Anne Hathaway was fine-to-okay, with her accent going wonky at times. I also read the book, which increased my enjoyment of the film – I knew what was going to happen, and I appreciated how faithfully they adapted the book for the screen. The movie didn’t do very well in its opening weekend, but I suspect that it will be a fine rental for many ladies, and at some point, it will end up on endless repeats on Oxygen or Lifetime.

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As for the premiere, Annie wore head-to-toe McQueen – she also wore McQueen for the NYC premiere too. The dress is McQueen Resort 2012, and she accessorized with “a white jaw skull clutch and hazelnut whipstitch peep-toes.” I like the dress, I like the hair, I like the makeup. It’s a win for Annie, in my opinion, although one of my minor peeves is that she wears white much, much too often. And on Anne, all of that white often looks bridal or (dare I say) slightly corpsey, because she’s so pale. Don’t get me wrong, I like that Anne is pale and that she doesn’t fake-bake or anything. But she does tend to look washed out in white. Still, I like this dress on her. It’s like a fancy doily, but a really pretty, well-cut doily.

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I don’t even want to talk about the Pillow-Weeper and his itty-bitty bangs trauma.

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In my review of the film, I mentioned how much I love Romola Garai, and I was pleased to hear from other Romola fans out there – soon there will be more. She can act her ass off, and she’s gorgeous. Unfortunately, WENN labeled Romola as “Guest”. DUDE. She’s one of the best actresses in the UK! She’s on The Hour, one of the best shows I’ve seen in a long time (are you watching?!?). Here’s pretty Romola (who should have played Emma in One Day):

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And for some reason, Peaches Geldof was also at the premiere. WENN labeled her correctly, which speaks volumes about today’s celebrity culture. Peaches is WAY overdressed too. It’s not your movie, Peaches. No reason to wear a full-on gown.

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Betty White Talks About Sex

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You’re in for a treat with a hilarious interview of Betty White from People Magazine:
Betty White scoffs at the question.

“Does desire melt away with age? I’m waiting for that day to come,” the 88-year-old tells AARP Magazine in its November/December issue. “Sexual desire is like aging,” she continues, pointing at her head. “A lot of it is up here.”

White, who shares the magazine’s cover with two of her You Again costars Jamie Lee Curtis and Kristin Bell, tells the magazine that her first marriage was totally physical. “I married my first husband because we wanted to sleep together,” she says. “It lasted six months and we were in bed for six months.”

After a disastrous second marriage, White met game show host Allen Ludden. She says they were a match made in heaven ‘