Woody Allen's film Vicky Cristina Barcelona opened in Cannes and I'm not exactly sure what Soon-Yi is wearing, but it's sure not a smile. She and Woody look positively elated. Someone tell them to calm down already.
That dress of hers is fascinating--it's so sexy Pilgrim. I imagine a stylist attempting to convince her not to wear it, finally giving up and saying, "Fine, but at least let me throw about $500,000 worth of diamonds on you."
Meanwhile, Star Jones showed up to the event looking like she either wrangled her ladies into a hell of a supportive bra, or got herself a special little consolation prize of new boobies to help her cope with the loss of her gay husband.
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10 more photos of Penelope Cruz, Rebecca Hall, Star Jones, Woody Allen and Soon-Yi from the Cannes premiere of Vicky Christina Barcelona after the jump.
Woody Harrelson may be a pretty chill dude most of the time - but you sure wouldn't know it from the way he takes off running around the paparazzi!
The former Cheers star bolted like a bat out of hell for the elevator when the paps spotted him lunching at Newsroom yesterday. But Woody's high-speed chase wasn't over once he made it into the elevator - moments later, we saw the actor speeding through a red light on his motorcycle!
Take it easy, Woody - we'd hate to see you hurt yourself!
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Since when does an environmentalist like Woody burn rubber?
Damn, is Woody Allen still making movies? He's a legend and all, but at some point - Woody's 72 - you gotta call it quits!
It's called Untitled Woody Allen Project at the moment and it's filming, of course, in NYC.
Evan Rachel Wood stars in the film, which is smart because she's a great actress... we just wish she wasn't dating Marilyn Manson.
Cuz, ya know. He's weird.
Let's hope this new flick is better than his last!
Woody Allen and his favorite actress Scarlett Johansson have reportedly both agreed to work on New York, I Love You, an anthology film currently in pre-production. The movie will feature short vignette like directing efforts from several filmmakers such as Anthony Minghella and Mira Nair. Although you might assume that Johansson is appearing in the Woody short, the 
