Pippa Middleton wore a lacy, high-necked Giles Deacon wedding gown

The wedding of Pippa Middleton and James Matthews

From the looks of it, Pippa Middleton’s wedding went off without a hitch. Good for her! I mean that. It must feel so cathartic to have all of those months of planning come to fruition and no one was a runaway bride or a runaway groom and no massive tantrums were thrown. Pippa looked pleased during all of her on-camera moments, from her ride up to the church – where her father drove a vintage car, not a horse-drawn carriage – to the almost-royal kiss outside of the church. Remember, they’re in England and you’re not supposed to kiss after you say your vows. There is no “you may now kiss the bride” there. British people wait to kiss until they’re outside of the church. Some of them wait until they’re on the balcony of a palace, but alas, that was never in the cards for Pippa.

As for her wedding gown, it was Giles Deacon and it was pretty. I was surprised by the design up top, with the “heart” cutout in the back, the high neck and the exposed arms. Those were interesting choices, I thought, for a British wedding. I feel like British brides – society brides, brides getting married in small country churches – tend to cover up more, but Pippa was bringing some Michelle Obama Realness with the arm exposure. The fabric of the gown was “bespoke cotton lace” which was “hand appliquéd to create an illusion of the dress having ‘no seams’,” according to Giles Deacon. Interestingly enough, Kensington Palace was sending out press releases about Pippa’s wedding and what Pippa was wearing. Like, KP considers Pippa to be “royal” I guess.

Pippa wore a small tiara – the Maidenhair Fern tiara – designed by Robinson Pelham. She wore the same diamond Robinson Pelham earrings that she wore to Kate’s wedding in 2011. She paired her gown with custom Manolos. Let’s see what I’m missing… the veil is by Stephen Jones and small pearls were woven into the veil.

What else? Pippa invited several of her exes to the wedding, and a few of Prince William’s exes too – you can see the list here. Terribly Moderately Wealthy James Matthews looked nice, although no one was really looking at him that much. Every news show did a piece about the wedding on Saturday and I was fascinated by how they described him: “a wealthy financier” came up the most.

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“Sarah Jessica Parker wore birthday cake couture to an amfAR event” links

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Sarah Jessica Parker wore Schiaparelli couture to an amfAR event. This dress looks like a grocery store birthday cake. [Go Fug Yourself]
Diane Kruger wears a summer sweater & leather pants. [LaineyGossip]
Dr. Oz turns 54 today. Nice yearbook picture! [Dlisted]
George R.R. Martin has problems with HBO’s Game of Thrones. [Pajiba]
Jessica Biel shows a little cleave for Tiffany in Paris [Popoholic]
Kelly Rowland is pregnant & made a sweet announcement. [Buzzfeed]
Pierson Fode (whoever he is) has amazing abs. [A Socialite Life]
Kris Jenner is too busy to care about Bey & Jay-Z’s snub. [Reality Tea]
Eiza Gonzalez is still doing regular pap walks. [The Blemish]
Sophia Bush got cheeky for the Maxim hot 100 event. [Moe Jackson]
Dumb and Dumber To has the dumbest trailer. [Starcasm]
Dave Chappelle‘s uncomfortable Letterman interview. [Gawker]
Jimmy Fallon & his baby girl do the cover of People. [ICYDK]
Nicole Kidman & her fam take flight at LAX. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

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Halle Berry: Business-Minded in the Big Apple

Keeping busy during her east coast visit, Halle Berry was spotted arriving to a business-related meeting in New York City on Tuesday (October 5).

Joined by a trio of colleagues, the “Monster” actress toted a handful of papers in hand – looking as if she may be pondering a new movie role now that she’s finished up with “Dark Tide”.

As for her choice of attire, Miss Berry interestingly donned a near-identical outfit to the one she wore the previous night.

Only changing up tops, the 44-year-old beauty spent Monday evening grabbing up a delectable dinner at Nuela while joined by a mystery male companion.

Bruce Willis gets a new hair piece of meat

Bruce Willis was on CBS’s The Late Show with David Letterman and the follicularly challenged actor debuted his new hair piece on the show. In honor Lady Gaga he decided that his new hair needed to Die Hard before he wore it, in other words he wore a piece of meat for his hair piece.
I have to admit that bit was so stupid, but I still had to post it. I don’t even think that Bruce Willis thought it was funny, but went along with it because he is a good sport. I am glad that he made the gap-toothed host eat some of it.

Who Wore It Better???

That bitch stole our look!
We kid, we kid!
Alan Cumming was spotted Saturday night wearing a particularly familiar Moods Of Norway number at the Creative Arts Emmys – which prompts the question:

Who Wore It Better?

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