The Rest of the Web, Friday, 10.3.14

Every Tim Allen grunt from Home Improvement at 25% speed.

  • Mariah Carey sips wine with a straw, goes into trances…and IS SINGLE GUYS!! [Celebitchy]
  • Anna Kournikova doesn’t play tennis anymore, but her says otherwise [Celebslam]
  • Wanna look down Jessica Alba’s shirt? I bet you do, perv [Gceleb]
  • Chloe Goodman wants you to look at her black lingerie (Site NSFW) [Yes Bitch!]
  • This guy’s pushing a huge testicle across the US [Newser]
  • Disturbing new study shows why your kids might look like significant other’s ex [Your Tango]
  • How scammers get free video games before their release. Try it, it might work [DailyoftheDay]
  • Pamela Anderson has a boob slip. That’d be exciting if it was 1997 [GossipCop]
  • If your sense of smell slowly disappears, you just might die soon [PBS]
  • 26 photos that prove cats are jerks [Ned Hardy]
  • 19 photos of offices you wish you worked at [Caveman Circus]
  • Secret menu items and hacks at restaurants including Chipotle and In N’ Out [Lifehacker]
  • Guess what women? You can use potatoes as contraceptives, ’s how [The Frisky]

She got a big ol’ knife to the forehead, but she still could talk.

  • Kobe Bryant taught Kanye some basketball recently in LA [Complex]
  • Leo DiCaprio out of the Steve Jobs biopic. The top contenders to take his place [Screenrant]
  • Joe Biden: Being VP can be a ‘bitch’ [BreitBart]
  • The Rock confirmed for new Baywatch movie. Will he be running in slow-mo? [Lainey Gossip]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow losing control of Chris Martin. Soon, Jennifer Lawrence will win [RadarOnline]
  • A breakdown of the economics behind Adam Sandler’s Netflix deal and why he took it [The Verge]
  • Lyft drivers angry about pay cuts burn their pink moustaches [Vice]
  • 27 year old arrested for sex with a 15 year old and was identified by this tattoo [Starcasm]
  • Selena Gomez admits she can’t handle fame. Maybe stop hanging around the Biebs? [Dlisted]
  • Kendra Wilkinson sticking by Hank Baskett and explains away his transsexual tryst [InTouch]
  • Ex-Secret Service Director, Julia Pierson, sounds like an idiot [WashingtonPost]
  • Classic superhero pinups [Unreality Mag]
  • Derek Jeter just retired. Might as well get married [Fansided]
  • Best and worst celeb looks of the week [Evil Beet]


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