The Rest of the Web, Tuesday, 9.30.14

Playboy Playmate multiple food facials like a champ.

Homemade flamethrower for the win

  • You might feel ill after reading what happened to this rapist in jail [Opposing Views]
  • The happiest looking mug shot of any bank robber you’ll come across [NTDWA]
  • Jenny McCarthy jealous of cousin Melissa McCarthy’s success [Celebslam]
  • If you’re gonna die, might as well do it in a huge vat of wine [Death and Taxes]

Underwear company commercial with tea bags slapping against women’s faces. So not subtle.

  • Ben Affleck went full frontal in Gone Girl. Out this Friday pervs! [The Frisky]
  • Rihanna might star in the new James Bond. Did they not watch Battleship? [IDLYTW]
  • Do you even yacht? [HiConsumption]
  • Earth lost 50% of its wildlife in 4 decades. That can’t be a good sign [DailyoftheDay]

Here’s a fun way to creep out your friends

  • Jennifer Garner flips out on Matt Damon when he missed Ben Affleck’s Gone Girl premiere [Celebitchy]
  • Model Monika Jagaciak gives you a show in her Victoria’s Secret shoot [Gceleb]
  • Brian Austin Green shares his and Megan Fox’s kid. Dang, he’s cute [StupidCelebrities]
  • The funniest book dedications you’ll see today [Barnorama]

September’s funniest news bloopers

  • David Fincher heading to tv & will direct every episode of Utopia’s first season [Slashfilm]
  • Now that he’s retired, Derek Jeter will have more time to do this [Moe Jackson]
  • Poppin’ mollies with a broken heart [Gumship]

Hong Kong protester catches tear gas cannister in mid-air and throws it .

  • Amazon’s Transparent is worthy of your attention. Here’s why [Unreality Mag]
  • Go to the gym or drink some wine? Here’s why you should choose the wine [Your Tango]
  • Jordin Sparks and Jason Derulo split up [GossipOnThis]

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