“Lena Dunham brought some Muppet Realness to NYFW” links

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These photos of Lena Dunham looking like a Muppet made me LOL. [GoFugYourself]
Review of Battle of the Sexes, the film that should have gotten Emma Stone an Oscar instead of stupid La La Land. [LaineyGossip]
Joseph Kahn won’t shut up about Taylor Swift. [Dlisted]
Curb Your Enthusiasm returns October 1st. [Moe Jackson]
Gigi Hadid lost a shoe on a runway & kept walking. [Starcasm]
Elsa Hosk is out here looking like Leo DiCaprio’s new girlfriend. [Celebslam]
JJ Abrams will direct Star Wars Ep. IX. [JustJared]
Jessica Chastain wore red at TIFF. [IDLY]
Kate Hudson & one of her sons both have buzzcuts. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Angelina Jolie talks about her Maleficent voice. [Socialite Life]

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IDLYITW: Kim Getting Desperate Again? Alexis Ren Spices Up Tuna; Hilary Duff Bikini Pics on Ego

CLICK TO SEE MORE PICS! – Alexis Ren Is Total Perfection [HollywoodTuna] – Hilary Duff Bikini Hot Mama in Malibu [Egotastic] – Kim Kardashian In Desperate Mode Again? [IDonLikeYouInThatWay] – Kylie Jenner: ‘I just want a lot of property… horses and a farm and a garden’ [Celebitchy] – The Rock Meets ‘Heroic’ Kid Who Saved His Little Brother Using CPR
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Taylor Swift debuts a clip of her second single, ‘Ready For It’, on ESPN & ABC

Taylor Swift celebrated her bffs wedding at Martha's Vineyard

Here are some photos of Taylor Swift over the weekend in Martha’s Vineyard. She was all dressed up because she was her best friend’s bridesmaid! Her BFF is Abigail Anderson, and Abigail got married at the Old Whaling Church in Edgartown. All of Abigail’s bridesmaids wore the same rich maroon color, although from the way Taylor was taking special care of the wedding dress train, I kind of wonder if Tay was the maid of honor?

A few more Swifty things. Taylor debuted a clip of a second single from her new album, Reputation. The song is apparently called “Ready For It” and it debuted on ESPN, during the Florida State vs. Alabama game. That’s Taylor’s audience – red-state football fans. Here’s the ESPN promo:

This song sounds more like what we were hearing on 1989, Taylor’s last album. Very pop-y, radio friendly, etc. I bet it will be a big hit. Taylor also gave the song to ABC for one of their promos for the upcoming fall season – the promos hit around the same time Saturday night.

A few more things – Taylor made a “very sizeable donation” to Houston Food Bank. She didn’t announce it, Houston Food Bank announced it and thanked her on their Facebook page. Taylor’s surrogates have also been doing a lot of heavy lifting over the past few days to make sure that everyone knows that Taylor is A) the victim, B) completely innocent and C) better than Kanye West. Taylor’s problematic video director Joseph Kahn has been saying a lot of words (ugh) and now Todrick Hall is out here giving lengthy interviews about how no one even knows if Taylor voted for Donald Trump, etc.

Update: Here’s the full song. She’s really going in on one of her exes. Huh. Tom or Calvin?

Taylor Swift celebrated her bffs wedding at Martha's Vineyard

Photos courtesy of Backgrid.

Taylor Swift celebrated her bffs wedding at Martha's Vineyard
Taylor Swift celebrated her bffs wedding at Martha's Vineyard

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48-Year-Old Jennifer Aniston Ranks #2 On World’s Highest-Paid Actress List

Photo Credit: FameFlynet Pictures That’s somewhat shocking when you consider the fact that Hollywood is notorious for kicking actresses to the curb following their 30th birthday (unless of course your name is Helen Miren or Angelina Jolie). Jennifer Aniston earned $ 25.5 million and she was sandwiched between 28-year-old Emma Stone and 27-year-old Jennifer Lawrence. The latter two earned $ 26 million
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“Donald Trump is angrier at Ken Frazier than he is at white supremacists” links

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Donald Trump is currently angrier at Merck CEO Ken Frazier – who just quit a Trump advisory panel because of Trump’s failure to condemn Nazis – than he has ever been at actually Nazis. [Pajiba]
What’s up with the NYT article about Elizabeth Olsen? [LaineyGossip]
Are Crocs dying? Someone check on Mario Batali! [Dlisted]
I love the way the little Spanish princesses dress. [Go Fug Yourself]
Vanessa Hudgens’ booty is an optical illusion. [Popoholic]
The Rock’s life in photos. [Wonderwall]
Justin Bieber tried to hit on a woman at the gym. It didn’t go well. [Buzzfeed]
Katy Perry & Orlando Bloom, back together? Eh. [Jezebel]
Salma Hayek is basically Ryan Reynolds’ new wife. [The Blemish]
Meghan Edmonds doesn’t “get” Peggy Sulahian. [Reality Tea]
Bill Hader’s Mooch is on point. [Moe Jackson]

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