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  • If I was Lady Gaga’s boyfriend, I’d hate her too. [IDLYITW]
  • Irina Shayk is topless. But not real topless. Advertising campaign topless. Site NSFW. [Drunken Stepfather]
  • Selita Ebanks does FHM. [Yeeeah]
  • Matthew Broderick is good corporate shill. [Evil Beet]
  • Gabriel Aubry feels like he’s living in a police state. [Celebitchy]
  • Hey, everyone, look how tough Carey Hart is. [Celebslam]
  • Taylor Swift’s next album is dedicated entirely to Jake Gyllenhaal. [The Superficial]
  • Prachi Desai is in Maxim. [GCeleb]

The Blemish

Russell Brand — Zero Luck in Face-Off with Cops

showed no mercy for moments ago in — pulling the newly single actor over in his shiny new Land Rover … and handing him a fat ticket.It’s unclear what the citation was for — but hey, at least his car is really nice.

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Russell Brand — Zero Luck in Face-Off with Cops

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Today’s News Brought to You by Indie Vanilla Ice

Despite being produced by The Soup, 90% of people look at this, squint and wonder, “Not sure if serious.”

  • Having sex with your iPad is now possible with the Fleshlight attachment. [Bossip]
  • Moore got another young side piece. [Celebitchy]
  • Weeping into a woman’s arms is not the best pick-up line, Andy Dick. [Celebslam]
  • Kate Middelton has a grainy bikini pic. (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
  • Joan Rivers owns Chelsea Handler. [IDLYITW]
  • Do-gooder Selena Gomez raises a lot of money for UNICEF. [Celebs]
  • Kanye West hits Harrolds. [MoeJackson]
  • Attending Joe Paterno’s memorial service will only cost you $ 99,000. [Busted Coverage]
  • The day Madonna wins an Oscar is the day all the Oscar nominees die in a plane crash. [Dlisted]
  • Madonna will dance the Black Swan. [The Superficial]
  • Being vegan gave Jason Mraz sex powers. [Daily Fix]
  • One more video from Family Feud where the most common answer to what a co-pilot holds during a flight was “his schlong.”

The Blemish

Britney Spears Gropes Herself

revealed her love for her own ASS at the MTV VMAs this year.

Not only does MTV love her (she won some awards in addition to receiving a tribute Madonna, but NO kiss, dammit!), but Britney loves her own ass…ets.

Yay for Britney! (Try not to gag too hard.)

Seriously, Britney is looking mighty damn fine from behind: I’d put my hands right where hers are if I had the rights (i.e., if I could be assured that her boyfriend, Jason Trawick, wouldn’t kick my ass or anything).

Or cop a feel of that RACK. Hell, that might be worth a minor ass-kicking.

A Pregnant Beyonce at The 28th Annual MTV Video Music Awards in LA
A Pregnant Beyonce at The 28th Annual MTV Video Music Awards in LA
A Pregnant Beyonce at The 28th Annual MTV Video Music Awards in LA
A Pregnant Beyonce at The 28th Annual MTV Video Music Awards in LA
A Pregnant Beyonce at The 28th Annual MTV Video Music Awards in LA
A Pregnant Beyonce at The 28th Annual MTV Video Music Awards in LA
A Pregnant Beyonce at The 28th Annual MTV Video Music Awards in LA
A Pregnant Beyonce at The 28th Annual MTV Video Music Awards in LA

Photos by FAME

Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

LINKS: Adriana Lima’s Kia Super Bowl Ad & Stacy Keibler in NYC!

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Photo Credit: Splash Online
Stacy Keibler was seen out & about promoting "Your Shape Fitness Evolved 2012" video game in NYC earlier today.

- Elsa Pataky’s Pregnant Bikini Pictures [HollywoodTuna]
- Courtney Stodden’s Alive, Jogging in Heels [The Superficial]
- There Are Chivers Among Us (89 Photos) [The Chive]
- 15 More Extraordinary Pics of Barbara Palvin Modeling Victoria’s Secret Lingerie [BroBible]
- Kate Upton’s New Bikini Preview Will Melt Your Freaking Eyeballs… Damn! [Popoholic]
- Rihanna Is Really Smart
[IDonLikeYouInThatWay]

- Jude Law Finally Let His Retracting Hairline Breathe [Dlisted]
- The Auzzie Gamer Tackles Assassin’s Creed [Unreality Mag]
- A History of Women With Shaved Heads [Complex]
- Jessica Alba Advises Beyonce To Sell Ivy’s Baby Pictures [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Kim’s lawsuit backfired [Celebslam]

- 22 Hot-Jiggity Gina Carano Animated GIFS [COED Magazine]
- Miley Cyrus Amazing Big Nipple See THrough of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Rihanna Thong Bikini Pics [Celeb Jihad]
- World’s Hottest Golfer Can’t Be Sandra Gal [PHOTOS] [Busted Coverage]

- FHM Kalender 2012 [Flabber]
- Etta James Dies at 73 [Yeeeah!]
- Katy Perry Is Working Through It [The Blemish]
- Blake Lively’s Awesomely Hot Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
Photo Credit: KIA/Splash News Online
Splash: Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima, rock band Motley Crue and mixed martial arts fighter Chuck Liddell star in Kia’s 2012 Super Bowl ad. The car manufacturer has released a teaser image ahead of their star-studded commercial, which will air in the United States during the Super Bowl on February 5th. Kia have dubbed their ad "the ultimate man’s dream", where an Optima is driven around a track filled with fantasies such as a skimpily-clad Lima, Liddell fighting and Motley Crue on stage performing ’Kickstart My Heart’.

Here’s a closer look at Stacy’s kicks:
Photo Credit: Splash News Online

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Kim Kardashian: Sexy in Santa Monica

She is always on the go, and Kim Kardashian was spotted early Wednesday morning (January 18) in Los Angeles, CA.

The reality TV starlet looked fashionable as always in a button-up blouse and cream-colored slacks as she made her way inside an office building for a meeting.

It’s no secret Kim does what it takes to keep her look fresh and beautiful, and yesterday the paparazzi caught up to the star as she was leaving Laser Away hair removal salon in .

Offering up some encouraging words to her loyal followers, Kim tweeted earlier today, “live your life as if everything you want for yourself already is.”

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Rachel McAdams Has Staying Power


Rachel McAdams



Photo by Christopher Peterson/BuzzFoto.com

By Jules in Montana

Hollywood starlets in pursuit of their 15 minutes of fame come and go. isn’t one of them. The gorgeous Canadian actress is doing Hollywood her own way. Growing up in Ontario, Canada, she started figure skating at age four and continued competing regionally until she was eighteen. Aside figure skating, she developed an interest in acting early on, performed in various plays and in her later teens directed children’s theater performances. In 2001 she graduated with honors York University with a BA in theater.
Even though she made a name for with commercial hits such as “Mean Girls”, “The Notebook” and “Wedding Crashers”, she refused to let the potential of fame and fortune stand in the way of being true to . After being invited to appear on the cover of Vanity Fair alongside Scarlett Johannson and Keira Knightley, realizing only when she showed up that it was a nude photo shoot, she fired her publicist who had failed to mention that small detail. In 2006 and 2007 she took an extended break from acting in order to focus on and her family, explaining that “if you want to tell stories as truthfully as possible, you have to have a normal, boring existence.”
More recently she has come back with more box office hits, such as “State of Play”, “The Time Traveler’s Wife”, and “Sherlock Holmes”. A practitioner of kundalini yoga and ardent environmentalist, she runs GreenlsSexy.org with two of her friends, a website dedicated to eco-friendly living. After hurricane Katrina hit in 2005, McAdams volunteered her time in the clean-up efforts in Biloxi, Mississippi. Currently living in Ontario with her younger brother, she has attended Occupy Toronto and Foodstock, a protest against a proposed lime stone quarry in Ontario.
And while her new movie “The Vow” which comes out in time for Valentine’s Day sounds like your regular romantic comedy, it is sure to be a hit, considering it is graced not only by McAdams’ fabulous dimples, but also her intriguing multi-layered acting performance.

Buzz Foto | Paparazzi As An Art Form!

Kim Kardashian Faked It

It’s a well known fact none of the reality tv shows are actually based in reality. They’re basically loosely scripted dramas with bad actors. But if you need proof, look no further than the episode of Kourtney and Kim Take New York that aired last Sunday.

Reality Tea discovered that Kim and her mom Kris the entire scene where she questioned her marriage to Kris Humphries. The scene was supposed to have taken place in October in Dubai but was actually shot in a studio in LA on December 6. A comparison photo shows Kim and Kris leaving the studio carrying and wearing the same outfits as they wore in the contrived scene. The scene was shot 6 days after she filed for divorce and was probably meant to get sympathy.

Not only was that fake but so was Kim’s proposal. Kris was told exactly when, where and how he was to propose to Kim so they could get usable footage for the show.

“Kim told Kris how, where and when to propose, it was absolutely no surprise to her whatsoever”, a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.

“First of all, Kris proposed in the middle of the day, and he had to do that because it would create better lighting to capture the moment. Kim looked so surprised but she knew it was happening,” the source says. “She was in full hair and make-up, as she always is on the show. Kris wanted it to be very intimate and romantic, but all of his ideas were shot down by production officials and Kim.

“Kim told him the paparazzi would ruin the special moment if it were to take place in a public setting, like the beach, which he had also considered. How romantic could it be with three camera crews?” Radar

I’m pretty sure if you asked a five-year-old, even they’d tell you that Kim is faker than a Bugs Bunny cartoon. The only way Kim could have a real moment is if E! perfectly scripted one for her.

The Blemish

Daily Addictions – Weekend Edition

Celebrity News and Gossip

Whoa, Catalina Otalvaro unleashes an onslaught of her drop dead (Click here site NSFW)

Selena Gomez’s plentiful is busting out big time! (Click here)

Say hello to Reese Witherspoon’s surprisingly sexy booty (Click here)

Keibler looking like a supernova of hotness (Click here)

Katy Perry dropping INSANE braless cleavage… WOW! (Click here)

Emmanuel Chriqui wearing a whole lot of nothing… good lord! (Click here)

Amanda Harrington keeps getting hotter… and bustier (Click here)

Holy hell, Bell’s killer legs will make you squirm! (Click here)

Kristen Stewart gets busty in a tiny bikini… ’nuff said! (Click here)

Wow, Eva Green busting out her ginormous cleavage! (Click here)

Nicole Scherzinger’s lovely lady lumps in a tiny bikini (Click here)

Fact: The Broncos Cheerleaders (far right pic) are hotter than molten lava! (Click here)

Popoholic

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Still Holding Strong

 
and apprently have it going on after a romantic…

Hot Momma Gossip

Demi Lovato Flaunts Those Curves

may have had to spend some extended time on the funny farm in the , but it’s paid off nicely for the Disney princess.

Check out TITS and legs. Demi’s all grown up.

Hell, my mouth is watering checking out that rack. Some blind and sick jealous bitches said Demi looked fat. She handled it well via twitter, though, with these tweets:

“I’ve gained weight.Get over it.That’s what happens when you get out of treatment for AN EATING DISORDER.”

She later removed the tweet and posted another one, saying:

Guess what, I’m healthy and happy, and if you’re hating on my weight you obviously aren’t. :) #UNBROKEN

You GO, gurrrl: you’re looking might fine the front AND behind. I’d hit that.

A Pregnant Beyonce at The 28th Annual MTV Video Music Awards in LA
A Pregnant Beyonce at The 28th Annual MTV Video Music Awards in LA
A Pregnant Beyonce at The 28th Annual MTV Video Music Awards in LA
A Pregnant Beyonce at The 28th Annual MTV Video Music Awards in LA
A Pregnant Beyonce at The 28th Annual MTV Video Music Awards in LA
A Pregnant Beyonce at The 28th Annual MTV Video Music Awards in LA
A Pregnant Beyonce at The 28th Annual MTV Video Music Awards in LA
A Pregnant Beyonce at The 28th Annual MTV Video Music Awards in LA
A Pregnant Beyonce at The 28th Annual MTV Video Music Awards in LA

Photos by FAME

Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Links: Flashback To Ricky Gervais Ripping on Stars @ Golden Globes


Who’s on Rick’s hit list this year? Katy Perry, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher are the obvious ones, but I’m sure he’ll take a shot at some big names before the night is over. Tune in Sunday 8 ET on NBC.

- Erin Heatherton Topless Supermodel Hotness [HollywoodTuna]
- Madonna Tolerates Insolence Her Child Lover [The Superficial]
- There are Chivers Among Us (92 Photos) [The Chive]
- Watch This Blackhawks Fan Awkwardly Hit On Sideline Reporter Sarah Kustok [BroBible]
- Kristin Cavallari Gets Ridiculously Leggy Part XXXVI [Popoholic]
- Lamar Odom Fell In Love With A Stripper(s)
[IDonLikeYouInThatWay]

- Sinead O’Connor’s On-And-Off Marriage Is Off Again [Dlisted]
- Skyrim in 2012 [Unreality Mag]
- The 15 Hottest Women in Mark Wahlberg Movies [Complex]
- Nahla Aubry Shows Her Flare For Fashion [I’m Not Obsessed]
- The corpse of Mickey Rourke has risen [Celebslam]

- Sexy Celebrity Bikini Bonanza Blowout Blitzkrieg [75 PHOTOS] [COED Magazine]
- Evan Wood Little Titties for Flaunt Magazine of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Kate Beckinsale Topless Video [Celeb Jihad]
- Playmate Jaime Edmondson Tells BC About Her Passion For Football [Busted Coverage]

- Lacey Banghard voor NUTS [Flabber]
- Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret [Yeeeah!]
- Angelina Jolie Cries in the Shower [The Blemish]
- Torrie Wilson Shows Off Her Cute Puppies [The Grumpiest]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Here’s Ricky @ the 2010 (my personal favorite):

MoeJackson.com – A Delicious Guide To The Celebrity High Life

Blue Ivy — Sprouting Up in LA Pot Shops

Beyonce and Jay-Z’s baby Ivy isn’t the youngest person to appear on the Billboard charts — she’s also the youngest person to have her own strain of marijuana named after her. TMZ has learned, multiple weed dispensaries in Hollywood are…

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Blue Ivy — Sprouting Up in LA Pot Shops

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Miranda Kerr Sneaky Cleavage Peeks We Just Had to Share

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Okay, so we’re doubling up on uber-hottie Miranda Kerr before our debauchery, but we had to a little TGIF lust-view with our fellow oglers, courtesy of some peeky shots of the ridiculously hot Aussie on a hike in Los Angeles today.

Somebody once asked me if I ever felt bad about peeking down the tops of celebrities but I didn’t really have time to answer them as I was busy peeking down the top of a celebrity at the time.

Just keeping it real, or in the case of Miranda , really hot. Enjoy.


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BREAKING NEWS – Heather Locklear Discharged From Hospital

has been the where she had been receiving treatment since Thursday after reportedly taking a dangerous amount of prescription medication and alcohol. A spokesperson for Los Robles Medical Center told reporters the actress was in…

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